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Posted 11 September 2007 - 12:04 AM
I see now why the thread title is punctuated the way it is...
No relation between the 4 sentances.
No relation between the 4 sentances.
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#24
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Posted 11 September 2007 - 01:25 PM
MY $%*&ING BOOKS SMELL LIKE GOULASH!!!!
Nice old women. Really. Get past the zombified refusenik corpses and the thigh high boots and really, she was too nice to have bother calling me rather than just throwing it back at Canada Pst or worse, just keeping it, because we would have had precisely zero means of tracing it after the clusterfnck that was the delivery.
yet my package has clearly spent the better part of a week in close proximity to some of the most nuclear of cooking locations in the northern hemisphere. It had, variously, gravy splatters, tomato streaks, a coffee ring, and what may have very well been singe marks. Thankfully it wasn't opened and the books were fine... yet, when expeosed to the air, the curious scent of... goulash.... or possibly ripe gulag, permiated the air. And i was possessed of a curious urge to take over my neighbors house and force them to renounce their heretic ways and drive tractors.
Ah well, at least i have the books now... curiously, CPost has yet to get back to me. I'm severely tempted to not tell them i got it, but i don't want them to recall where they dumped it and bother Frau Farbissener... still, this should be fun.
- Abyss, bane of postal services in the new world odour...
Nice old women. Really. Get past the zombified refusenik corpses and the thigh high boots and really, she was too nice to have bother calling me rather than just throwing it back at Canada Pst or worse, just keeping it, because we would have had precisely zero means of tracing it after the clusterfnck that was the delivery.
yet my package has clearly spent the better part of a week in close proximity to some of the most nuclear of cooking locations in the northern hemisphere. It had, variously, gravy splatters, tomato streaks, a coffee ring, and what may have very well been singe marks. Thankfully it wasn't opened and the books were fine... yet, when expeosed to the air, the curious scent of... goulash.... or possibly ripe gulag, permiated the air. And i was possessed of a curious urge to take over my neighbors house and force them to renounce their heretic ways and drive tractors.
Ah well, at least i have the books now... curiously, CPost has yet to get back to me. I'm severely tempted to not tell them i got it, but i don't want them to recall where they dumped it and bother Frau Farbissener... still, this should be fun.
- Abyss, bane of postal services in the new world odour...
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Posted 17 September 2007 - 03:25 PM
Have to give credit where due, when Canada Post gets a harshly written complaint, they snap to.
Two phone calls of apology. One email thanking me profusely for drawing it to their attention. A credit for use on future purchases. Unlimited travel by courier crate to any destination world-wide...
- Abyss, needs to stock up on neck braces and valium...
Two phone calls of apology. One email thanking me profusely for drawing it to their attention. A credit for use on future purchases. Unlimited travel by courier crate to any destination world-wide...
- Abyss, needs to stock up on neck braces and valium...
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#26
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Posted 17 September 2007 - 03:32 PM
Abyss;208190 said:
And i was possessed of a curious urge to take over my neighbors house and force them to renounce their heretic ways and drive tractors.
You know, that could explain Rodeo.
Well, except for the pants.
Cheers,
La Sombra, goulash-flavoured beer you say ... ?
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"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
