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I can't believe it! Lets ask Mr Erikson if he'll open a an event selling loads of cheap pirate copies of his books to the Americans who don't have them yet! Err... Only joking Mr Erikson...
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Tiste Simeon 
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Posted 18 November 2004 - 11:18 AM
He actually said that? Mwahaahaahaa! I can't believe it! Lets ask Mr Erikson if he'll open a an event selling loads of cheap pirate copies of his books to the Americans who don't have them yet!
Err... Only joking Mr Erikson...
I can't believe it! Lets ask Mr Erikson if he'll open a an event selling loads of cheap pirate copies of his books to the Americans who don't have them yet! Err... Only joking Mr Erikson...
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Posted 22 November 2004 - 07:40 AM
I'm tempted to inform him of my "Song of Ice and Fire" matching blazer and tie collections, but he may keel over dead.
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All cheques payable to Pale Inc.
Fatty only spends his money on doughnuts, anyhow!
#3 Guest_Dark Daze_*
Posted 18 November 2004 - 04:45 AM
I'm getting bored waiting for A Feast for Crows so I decided to send my friend George some email...
Dear Mr. Martin:
I offer you the opportunity to sign some T-shirts for a fund raiser for my church. My Westeros T-shirt has been so popular on campuses here in the south that I decided to use some of the sales for charity.
The T-shirts are rather simple in design. On the front, I have a golden elephant standing on his hind legs embedded on on red shield with black shading. On the back side is the phrase, "George Bush - King of Westeros."
I knew the shirts would sell, but it wasn't until they started out selling the GW/One Ring shirts, that I figured out that I had a little gold mine in my hands. I've already used some of the money to pay for tickets to Cancun this Spring and when I intern for Senator Sessions this summer I won't be cramped up again in some little dorm room (D.C. is so expensive!)
Anyway, we need an address to send the shirts, and remember it is for a good cause.
Thank you and God Bless!
Dear Mr. Martin:
I offer you the opportunity to sign some T-shirts for a fund raiser for my church. My Westeros T-shirt has been so popular on campuses here in the south that I decided to use some of the sales for charity.
The T-shirts are rather simple in design. On the front, I have a golden elephant standing on his hind legs embedded on on red shield with black shading. On the back side is the phrase, "George Bush - King of Westeros."
I knew the shirts would sell, but it wasn't until they started out selling the GW/One Ring shirts, that I figured out that I had a little gold mine in my hands. I've already used some of the money to pay for tickets to Cancun this Spring and when I intern for Senator Sessions this summer I won't be cramped up again in some little dorm room (D.C. is so expensive!)
Anyway, we need an address to send the shirts, and remember it is for a good cause.
Thank you and God Bless!
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Posted 30 November 2004 - 11:56 PM
I'd say if someone was going to write with the CD to suggest that its background sounds to "epic" poems or done in the Shattner stlye. Where he just reads songs to the music.
#5 Guest_Dark Daze_*
Posted 18 November 2004 - 04:48 AM
I just received this reply:
You've got to be kidding.
If you're not, cease and desist. T-shirt rights to Westeros belong exclusively to Mystic Spiral Traders. Any other use constitutes copyright infringement.
George R.R. Martin
http://www.georgerrmartin.com
You've got to be kidding.
If you're not, cease and desist. T-shirt rights to Westeros belong exclusively to Mystic Spiral Traders. Any other use constitutes copyright infringement.
George R.R. Martin
http://www.georgerrmartin.com
#6 Guest_Fool_*
Posted 29 November 2004 - 04:09 AM
Simeon>> Just wondering, what pratchett book have you read?
#7 Guest_Reave the Just_*
Posted 18 November 2004 - 06:41 AM
like it.
who else could we give a coronary to? (young and fit authors only).
who else could we give a coronary to? (young and fit authors only).
#8 Guest_johnturing_*
Posted 07 December 2004 - 12:54 PM
Sorry should have posted this on the one before but this is his total number of friends and colleagues:
Lisa Tuttle
Introduction to to Howard Waldrop's first collection, HOWARD WHO?
Lisa Tuttle
Introduction to to Howard Waldrop's first collection, HOWARD WHO?
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Posted 23 November 2004 - 09:53 AM
This is true, and I didn't mean it. I just had to put something else in aside from SE! Which I now realise was a mistake!
*hangs head in eternal shame*
I'm sorry I didn't know what I was thinking!
Still doesn't mean Pratchett is any good!
*hangs head in eternal shame*
I'm sorry I didn't know what I was thinking!
Still doesn't mean Pratchett is any good!
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Posted 15 December 2004 - 05:48 PM
You bastard! You killed Malazan! 
#11 Guest_Fool_*
Posted 22 November 2004 - 10:32 AM
"PRATCHETT SUCKS!!!!!"
Yeah, but then you also rate an eddings book above DG so what the hell do you know.
Yeah, but then you also rate an eddings book above DG so what the hell do you know.
#12 Guest_Fool_*
Posted 30 November 2004 - 03:43 AM
Try reading small gods.
Not only is truckers one of his very early works (meaning its nowhere NEAR as good as his later ones) but its also supposed to be for kids...
And TP isnt really comparable to SE anyway...
Not only is truckers one of his very early works (meaning its nowhere NEAR as good as his later ones) but its also supposed to be for kids...
And TP isnt really comparable to SE anyway...
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Posted 15 December 2004 - 07:43 AM
You go girl! No one messes with Ms. Thing.
#14 Guest_Dark Daze_*
Posted 18 November 2004 - 06:18 PM
@Snake: I was thinking about giving Terry Goodkind a shout.
A few weeks ago I was injured in one of his Tai Chi videos, but I am willing to settle if he would let me publish my novel Wizards Rule Eight and a Half.
He is a difficult man to reach (probably from all that philosophizing and saving the world stuff), so perhaps you can represent me in this matter. (I've heard your quite good at getting out lots of messages...)
A few weeks ago I was injured in one of his Tai Chi videos, but I am willing to settle if he would let me publish my novel Wizards Rule Eight and a Half.
He is a difficult man to reach (probably from all that philosophizing and saving the world stuff), so perhaps you can represent me in this matter. (I've heard your quite good at getting out lots of messages...)
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Posted 19 November 2004 - 12:25 PM
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I cannot believe that happened! Though if I find in one of MBOtF where it said something like "Copyright: Terry Pratchett" *shudder* I think I would scream!
*waits for multiple slaps from pratchett fans*
*waits for multiple slaps from pratchett fans*
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Posted 18 November 2004 - 05:58 AM
Oh man, I bet he nearly stroked out when he read that!!!
OK, I think I got it, but just in case, can you say the whole thing over again? I wasn't really listening.
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Posted 21 November 2004 - 06:04 AM
*grabs Tiste Simeon and starts slapping*
Thou wanted it, so thou shall get it!
*slaps on*
On topic: Please leave Martin alone or he'll never finish ASoIaF... well, okay seems like he deserves some for making us wait so long...
Thou wanted it, so thou shall get it!
*slaps on*
On topic: Please leave Martin alone or he'll never finish ASoIaF... well, okay seems like he deserves some for making us wait so long...
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Posted 08 December 2004 - 06:33 AM
Well. Doesn't explain why the little so and so hasn't given all his hungry fans a new book yet...
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Posted 21 November 2004 - 07:24 AM
*rubs face*
Yeah, we need this next book out before he dies!
*walks out of the room*
hehehe
*peers his face back into the room*
PRATCHETT SUCKS!!!!!
*runs as fast as his Tiste legs will carry him laughing like a maniac*
Yeah, we need this next book out before he dies!
*walks out of the room*
hehehe
*peers his face back into the room*
PRATCHETT SUCKS!!!!!
*runs as fast as his Tiste legs will carry him laughing like a maniac*
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
