[Folken]

I told you not to provoke him...

*is in his happy place*

[Folken]

The Twisted One has agreed to contact the publisher, when he gets time as we all know he is a busy Prophet. Thus wait...let us give him until September to produce the prologue and send it to us. If by september there is no prol in a new forum dedicated to Repears Gale...well...Abyss will be set loose

Until then...do NOT provoke him. Okay...be nice to him

[Hume]

:eek:
And since when did I ever provoke Chris ? ?

foolishness

[Abyss]

Hetan - did that mean you are now... In The Loop... for RG?

- Abyss, updates The List...

[Abyss]

braaaaiiiiiinnnnzzzzzzzzzzz....

- Abyss, updates The List.... IN BLOOD!!!!! (well, red pen, actually, but you get the point...)

[Kallor]

lmao.

'byss...with 430 points of rep, you'll soon be the anti-kallor.

[Abyss]

Interesting... does this mean we have to start gathering armies for the Final Battle?

And if so, did you have colour in particular in mind for your side's uniforms? Just to avoid duplication, y'know... 'cuz it's such a pain when everyone gets confused on the battlefield and then just mills around looking for someone to kebab... and then everyone just gets pissed off and goes home and generations later they' re all like "Oh, aye, laddy, i stood ready to die (or at least get a cool scar or two) at the Final Battle, i did, but poor coordination at the middle-management levels with unclear task-oriented tactical planning made the whole thing bollocks and we all went to the pub instead...".

Y'know, I would really just prefer a Final Pub Crawl... Final Martini Hour if you want to be all sophisticated about it....

- Abyss, will accept your surrender in exchange for an RG ARC...

[Tattooed Hand]

Is that suppose to be helpful?!

I guess the old addage is true - power corrupts...

[Ivan the terrible]

I don't care much for eating brains but i am certifiable and have a penchant for throwing ppl out of really high towers. Ivan would dearly wish to have the prologue and Ivan(speaking in third person now=insane) doesn't ask twice. Ivan is generous! Ivan will give you until after Ivan has listened to Ivan' daily dose of ABBA to decide.

[Ivan the terrible]

Incidently does Hetens comments indicate that the Lether rebel against the edur when the see tavores army and that the andi descendents Blue something or other get dragged into it. and then finally some other group comes along and takes everyone from behind

[Abyss]

Nah... i think that clearly Hetan means that Karsa's teblor army comes charging in to his 'rescue' but is intercepted by the K'chain Che'malle, all of whom are taken by surprise by the Imass, before the Seguleh attack everybody. The Battlestar Galactica shows up but is ambushed by the combined efforts of the X-Wing Rogue Squadron and the Dragonriders of Pern. The Enterprise beams down a team of redshirts to even the odds but they're all eaten by gremlins. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks everyone into yet another sequel to the Belgariad and the remaining three books are Chuck having sex with Tiam.

- Abyss, is clearly eating the wrong brainz.

[Dolorous Menhir]

And then Greymane shows up...

[Abyss]

Dolorous Menhir said:

And then Greymane shows up...

Now you're just being sily.

- Abyss, could start a whole new .sig series...

[Monoch Ochem]

What's this nonesense about being nice to Pallor? Want to kill him before he coughs out the rest of this conflagration business???? Learned behaviour folks.... see?? He's now offered to give us the Prologue one word per day; now I know it's not much but face it: it IS a lot more than we were getting out of the twisted, malign entity in the first place.

Ahem.

Now see here Pallor, you clearly haven't learned from GoTM since you persist in this Raest-like conceit. And corrupting Hetan (a la Mammot) was NOT a good idea....lesson for you there too Hetan. That cryptic-speak has given me a clinical case of xenophobia....how many different 'people' can you twist into one sentence? Think you that that pudd'n-pan you have atop your head will deflect Abyss' Spoon? Scabandari made a similar miscalculation about Kilmandaros's fist.....

One word a day is no fun....even to you Pallor. See, we'll all be dead before we had anything worth getting excited about. Afflicting our dead bodies is not torture, it's desecration.....and it's just ill. And if you enjoy that, then it's necrophilia.

Out with it then. Hetan, you're a a very precarious position, my dear....I MUST impress this upon you. You are well-liked. T'would be a shame if.......

[Ivan the terrible]

if you were to say... i don't know, fall out of a window

[Folken]

what did I say? be nice...we get the prologue soon enuf. I mean they are doing all they're really allowed to do you know...silly members:eek3:..:outta: