So where/when will Pallor post their thoughts on Reapers Gale?....8D
#121
Posted 20 July 2006 - 02:43 PM
Yes, when Bill Murray is trying to her out of the possession by the ancient Sumerian God, Zul, who is a giant ravenous dog! My little brother loved that movie and so I watched it with him like 50 times. I think I still have alot of the dialogue memorized.
#122
Posted 20 July 2006 - 04:39 PM
the prologue?...you don't want the prologue; it would just force me to have to pick a new signature from later in the novel, and you know how that will just make you sooooooo mad...isn't it better this way? you don't have the prologue and i keep my signature....
#123
Posted 20 July 2006 - 04:51 PM
Hey, I'm willing to suffer a new sig to get the prologue, and I'm sure everyone else is too.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#124
Posted 20 July 2006 - 04:57 PM
I can sacrifice someone, if that will make you more willing? ... Illy for instance, or Jenny, I'm sure you'd like that, Kallor
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
#125 Guest_d_hoeving_*
Posted 20 July 2006 - 05:47 PM
Just a thought but do you actually think Rake will show up? With that sword of his there would be nothing the Crippled God could do to bring back his little tyrant king...
As for main character, I've always thought that it was the collective bridge burners there were/are the main character(s)...
On a lighter note, the one character combo I'd like to see would be Krumpe and Mael... They are probably the most powerful set of crazy people I've ever met
As for main character, I've always thought that it was the collective bridge burners there were/are the main character(s)...
On a lighter note, the one character combo I'd like to see would be Krumpe and Mael... They are probably the most powerful set of crazy people I've ever met

#126
Posted 20 July 2006 - 06:11 PM
I said I'm on it damn it! Hood take you all for interfering! Esp you Morgoth...yes...I said it you!...
*goes back to preparing the cage and spoons*
Who wants to draw a map? The brain eating cat will need directions?
*goes back to preparing the cage and spoons*
Who wants to draw a map? The brain eating cat will need directions?
<div align='center'>You must always strive to be the best, but you must never believe that you are - Juan Manuel Fangio</div>
#127
Posted 21 July 2006 - 01:29 AM
now for a proper response...
Rake in RG...well okay seems pretty likely. Normally characters we meet in the prol do show up sooner or later in the rest of book. This leads to the question that we might see Kilamandora in the book (if that is who the other person is Rake is speaking to in Kallor's sig), which would be pretty cool indeed.
As for main characters...well the one thing this novel seems to be based around is the Crippled God. If there is to be a main/central character my vote would go for the Crippled God. But imo in a world where a simple artisian is introduced and made to have some sort of background, even if he appears for less than 3pages there can be main/central characters.
As for offering me as a sacrifice...you'd like that wouldn't you Morgoth? wouldn't you!? No...better we work together on this. Defeat the Twisted One nad his minions and steal the prologue and bring it to the holy land
Rake in RG...well okay seems pretty likely. Normally characters we meet in the prol do show up sooner or later in the rest of book. This leads to the question that we might see Kilamandora in the book (if that is who the other person is Rake is speaking to in Kallor's sig), which would be pretty cool indeed.
As for main characters...well the one thing this novel seems to be based around is the Crippled God. If there is to be a main/central character my vote would go for the Crippled God. But imo in a world where a simple artisian is introduced and made to have some sort of background, even if he appears for less than 3pages there can be main/central characters.
As for offering me as a sacrifice...you'd like that wouldn't you Morgoth? wouldn't you!? No...better we work together on this. Defeat the Twisted One nad his minions and steal the prologue and bring it to the holy land
<div align='center'>You must always strive to be the best, but you must never believe that you are - Juan Manuel Fangio</div>
#128
Posted 21 July 2006 - 01:42 AM
I always thought for some reason the person talking to Rake in kallors sig was Korlat for some reason.
#129
Posted 21 July 2006 - 02:41 AM
Yeah! I want to see Korlat open up a can of whupass. I hope we get to see Kallor taken out. I also want to see Karsa kick some more deriere.
#130
Posted 21 July 2006 - 02:50 PM
sorry i havent looked through this board but has any of RG been released?
#131
Posted 21 July 2006 - 02:50 PM
Yes, but since you weren't paying attention, you missed it. 
- Abyss, elite elite.

- Abyss, elite elite.
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
#132
Posted 21 July 2006 - 02:53 PM
Jen said:
I said I'm on it damn it! Hood take you all for interfering! Esp you Morgoth...yes...I said it you!...
*goes back to preparing the cage and spoons*
Who wants to draw a map? The brain eating cat will need directions?
*goes back to preparing the cage and spoons*
Who wants to draw a map? The brain eating cat will need directions?
Actually, a blood or hair sample will suffice.
- Abyss, what?
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
#133
Posted 21 July 2006 - 04:11 PM
Abyss said:
Yes, but since you weren't paying attention, you missed it. 
- Abyss, elite elite.

- Abyss, elite elite.
It's true. I love my elitism (mwahaha)

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#134
Posted 21 July 2006 - 04:47 PM
Abyss said:
Actually, a blood or hair sample will suffice.
- Abyss, what?
- Abyss, what?
Funny you should say that Abyss. I was thinking of fashioning me a certain doll....
On second thought though, a candle would probably be better for torturing his soul.
Let's have the prologue Pallor. Choose any infuriating combination of words from the book and compile your cussed quote...we don't mind. The current one's stale now...can't you think of some new, twisted way to torture us? I'm bored.
"We greet you Jaghut."
#135
Posted 21 July 2006 - 05:08 PM
don't provoke him!
<div align='center'>You must always strive to be the best, but you must never believe that you are - Juan Manuel Fangio</div>
#136
Posted 21 July 2006 - 05:48 PM
@ Jen....
did ya tell him that too? he's the most provocative person I know...
he loves it...
did ya tell him that too? he's the most provocative person I know...
he loves it...

#137
Posted 21 July 2006 - 07:58 PM
When will the TBH MMPB come out? The prologue for RG should be included in that, correct?
#138
Posted 21 July 2006 - 08:20 PM
my reckoning is December 2006...
I'll get in touch with bantam if you like and find out
I'll get in touch with bantam if you like and find out

#139
Posted 22 July 2006 - 02:43 AM
okay if its December 2006...I really don't see the issue in RG being published in May/June...hell even March..BH was truly an odd thing with the release date...I hope they dont continue said trend..lol
*runs around screaming* ... *in matrix Deus Ex Machina voice* It is done
Abyss...follow me. There there thats a good brain eating cat
Now, Twisted One or Hetan...would you be oh so kind to contact Bantam and tell them that we, the collective population of www.malazanempire.com are DEMANDING that the prologue for RG be handed over to us for digestion or else...there shall be some brain eating and roosters are going to burn!
*ahem* Good Abyss.
*runs around screaming* ... *in matrix Deus Ex Machina voice* It is done
Abyss...follow me. There there thats a good brain eating cat
Now, Twisted One or Hetan...would you be oh so kind to contact Bantam and tell them that we, the collective population of www.malazanempire.com are DEMANDING that the prologue for RG be handed over to us for digestion or else...there shall be some brain eating and roosters are going to burn!
*ahem* Good Abyss.
<div align='center'>You must always strive to be the best, but you must never believe that you are - Juan Manuel Fangio</div>
#140
Posted 22 July 2006 - 05:33 PM
since you asked so nicely, i may request the prologue. but not until after i have found an appropriate replacement for my signature, which means it has to wait until i finish books 3 and 4 (and most likely re-read books 1 and 2; in fact, i should really start at the beginning again...i wonder where my copy of 'gardens' is)...
...provocative? moi? not at all...
@monoch...is it torture you want? your wish is my command...what if you get the prologue a sentence at a time? say, a new one every day? would that suffice?
...provocative? moi? not at all...
@monoch...is it torture you want? your wish is my command...what if you get the prologue a sentence at a time? say, a new one every day? would that suffice?