*groan*
Our bowlers have had their citizenship revoked and will never darken our shores again. Our batsmen get 434 and THE BOWLERS CAN'T DEFEND IT??!!?? A bloody under 12 school team could have bowled better.
Line and Length, you clowns. They can't hit boundaries off Yorkers, either. OK, maybe they can, but it's VERY BLOODY DIFFICULT! I said Mick Lewis was crap during the ODIs here earlier, and I was right.
And losing to Seth Efrica, urgh, it's almost as bad as losing to the Kiwis ...

Gawd, now they actually might have some credibility to the delusion that they're any good.
Just shows how valuable Glenn McGrath is to us, and Shaun Pollock to the Yarpies.
Well done to the Proteas. Hopefully it will never happen again.
Cheers,
La Sombra, still can't f**king believe it ... F**K F**K F**K!!! (ad infinitum)

How do you do that banging-head-against-the-wall icon?
Note to Mods: yes there is swearing present, and I apologise to the easily offended but I believe it is in context as being the only way possible to truly convey my VERY deep feelings on the subject. Thank you.
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