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UK members will be familiar with the discount store Matalan. Matalan ... Matalan ... there's an adjustment crying out to be made to that name.
So I made it. See it here:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/davidcowie/10...pool-pixtricks/
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Posted 25 February 2006 - 12:26 AM
Why no-one saw that before is an amazement to me! :eek: 
Thanks for that, David.
Thanks for that, David.
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Posted 25 February 2006 - 06:55 PM
Yeah, but what kind of items would it sell??
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Posted 25 February 2006 - 07:27 PM
Moranth munitions :ehh:
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Posted 25 February 2006 - 09:02 PM
hahahaha i can just imagine some fiddler and hedge movin through the aisles, that cheesy grocery store music playing. and then just as fiddler is at the checkout aisle, hedge yells out that he found a great deal on some cussers, throws them into the cart, which promply explodes, sending the whole store up in flames.
ed: btw, illuyankas has the best sig ever! i love it!
ed: btw, illuyankas has the best sig ever! i love it!
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Posted 28 February 2006 - 11:44 PM
Firstly, I have to agree with Trotts... your Sig is just... incredible! 
Secondly, I believe you will be able to buy all sorts of stuff in such a shop. For the more practical, Bhederin hides for the floor, and trained Bhokaral (sp?) for servants. For the more adventurous, weapons upgrades (kinda like FF.) And for the really ambitious, you can go to the "Ascendancy" Aisle and see if there are any high houses available to take over.
Oh, and general rubbish, like novelty doorbells for Azath Houses etc.
Secondly, I believe you will be able to buy all sorts of stuff in such a shop. For the more practical, Bhederin hides for the floor, and trained Bhokaral (sp?) for servants. For the more adventurous, weapons upgrades (kinda like FF.
) And for the really ambitious, you can go to the "Ascendancy" Aisle and see if there are any high houses available to take over.Oh, and general rubbish, like novelty doorbells for Azath Houses etc.
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Posted 28 February 2006 - 11:53 PM
I'm tempted to put the Chuck Norris quote back in now, as well as the BH reaction pic, but which bit did you guys like?
Oh yes, and, "40% off Dhenrabi feed! Return any emotion-named sword, get 25% off your next Dragnipur purchase!"
Oh yes, and, "40% off Dhenrabi feed! Return any emotion-named sword, get 25% off your next Dragnipur purchase!"
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 28 February 2006 - 11:55 PM
Just the link to that picture. Had me cracking up.
"Emotion Named Swords..." Love it!
"Emotion Named Swords..." Love it!
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Posted 01 March 2006 - 06:14 PM
Tiste Simeon said:
Oh, and general rubbish, like novelty doorbells for Azath Houses etc.
Maybe Gothos needs one... Or Raest... O, well, Raest can't go shopping
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Posted 06 March 2006 - 08:44 PM
Tiste Simeon said:
Why no-one saw that before is an amazement to me! :eek: 
Thanks for that, David.
Thanks for that, David.
You're welcome! I was a little bit concerned that someone else would have done something similar.
Here's a direct link to the large version of the picture (1024x768):
http://static.flickr...cacaa1d5b_o.jpg
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