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#1 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 15 January 2024 - 12:06 AM

Iíve heard about brown sauce online enough times that I wanted to try it. Iíve got a bottle on the way and donít know what to do with it exactly. Eat it in things obviously, but what specifically? Thanks! Also it seemed HP is the preferred brand, is this true or should I have gotten a different one?
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Posted 15 January 2024 - 12:13 AM

Traditionally you have it with a full English breakfast, but some people put it on meat pies as well. Personally, I'm not a fan (being a Dutchman), but my English wife and her dad swear by it. And HP sauce is indeed the only proper brand brown sauce, the rest are imitations.
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Posted 15 January 2024 - 12:14 AM

It is a condiment, so you use it like ketchup.
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Posted 15 January 2024 - 02:07 AM

Itís good with chips or eggs.
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Posted 15 January 2024 - 04:54 AM

Wait... HP sauce has a use other than in a Bloody Cesar???
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Posted 15 January 2024 - 05:12 AM

Sundae topping like hot fudge or butterscotch.
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Posted 15 January 2024 - 05:12 AM

Innit.
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Posted 15 January 2024 - 08:41 AM

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on 15 January 2024 - 12:06 AM, said:

I've heard about brown sauce online enough times that I wanted to try it. I've got a bottle on the way and don't know what to do with it exactly. Eat it in things obviously, but what specifically? Thanks! Also it seemed HP is the preferred brand, is this true or should I have gotten a different one?


It's usually had with breakfast (sausages) but in terms of general usage, it's best considered a ketchup alternative.
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Posted 15 January 2024 - 09:11 AM

It's all about going with the sausages.
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Posted 15 January 2024 - 02:43 PM

View PostMaark Abbott, on 15 January 2024 - 08:41 AM, said:

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on 15 January 2024 - 12:06 AM, said:

I've heard about brown sauce online enough times that I wanted to try it. I've got a bottle on the way and don't know what to do with it exactly. Eat it in things obviously, but what specifically? Thanks! Also it seemed HP is the preferred brand, is this true or should I have gotten a different one?


It's usually had with breakfast (sausages) but in terms of general usage, it's best considered a ketchup alternative.


as opposed to alternative ketchup.
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Posted 15 January 2024 - 03:07 PM

It's pretty good with nice bacon on soft white bread. A bacon butty if you will (other regional versions of the term "butty" are available. "Bap" is acceptable as is "sarnie" but never "barmcake")
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Posted 15 January 2024 - 03:09 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 15 January 2024 - 03:07 PM, said:

It's pretty good with nice bacon on soft white bread. A bacon butty if you will (other regional versions of the term "butty" are available. "Bap" is acceptable as is "sarnie" but never "barmcake")


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Posted 15 January 2024 - 03:13 PM

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Posted 16 January 2024 - 08:06 PM

I had my brown sauce. Itís like sweet A1. I liked it. Now I have to go watch Peaky Blinders.
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Posted 18 January 2024 - 11:21 PM

Yes! This is the best forum advice ever requested. Glad you liked the ole Houses of Parliament sauce RLY. Tiste has advised the best way to eat it and now I need a bacon butty.
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Posted 18 January 2024 - 11:58 PM

I need to buy some bacon I guess, if thatís the best way. It was good on eggs and sausages. Not too hard to convince me to eat some bacon.
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