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Merry Christmas everyone! Hope you'll have a great one.
Merry Christmas!
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Tiste Simeon 
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Posted 25 December 2018 - 09:27 AM
I had nothing to do with anything!
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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QuickTidal
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Posted 25 December 2018 - 11:33 AM
Merry Christmas all!
Looking after my sick daughter (poor wee lass got sick a day ago), but otherwise enjoying the season.
Hope everyone gets to relax, eat, drink and be merry.
Looking after my sick daughter (poor wee lass got sick a day ago), but otherwise enjoying the season.
Hope everyone gets to relax, eat, drink and be merry.
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
“Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone.” ~Ursula Vernon
“Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone.” ~Ursula Vernon
#25
Puck
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Posted 25 December 2018 - 02:00 PM
I do have to say, I do like my new display name 
Puck was not birthed, she was cleaved from a lava flow and shaped by a fierce god's hands. - [worry]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]
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Gorefest
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Posted 25 December 2018 - 05:29 PM
I never get this thing of changing your name for frilly silly festive reasons. Bunch of posers.
Yesterday, upon the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. Oh, how I wish he'd go away.
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Mentalist
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Posted 25 December 2018 - 06:37 PM
Yulefest, on 25 December 2018 - 05:29 PM, said:
I never get this thing of changing your name for frilly silly festive reasons. Bunch of posers.
Still not as bad as the Brent Weeks Week.
I might've been inclined to complain, but my panda just looks too adorable.
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
THE CONTESTtm WINNER--чемпіон самоконтролю
THE CONTESTtm WINNER--чемпіон самоконтролю
Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
#29
Macros
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Posted 25 December 2018 - 07:28 PM
Merry Christmas to all at the Empire
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#30
Abyss
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Posted 25 December 2018 - 08:20 PM
Foiled yet another attempt by the Crucifixian Lich-Lord's followers to raise him from the undead. Love how predictable they are... same date, every year.
Transcontinental reindeer mounted assault force repelled, make note that the automated system requires calibration. Those flashing red light mutations are a pain on the tracking. Also, note that the Red-and-White Lord has upgraded his Black-Ops Elves' training. Will need better anti-personnel systems next year before the dimensional barrier thins.
The Council Of Trees tried to invade, yet again. Must up budget to marketing push on plastic trees harder next year, because some of those Olde Growth bastards are getting harder to trim, let alone kill, and if we keep pissing them off this will end badly.
Alls's quiet. Bring me the whiskey and summon the victory orgy enthusiasts.
Transcontinental reindeer mounted assault force repelled, make note that the automated system requires calibration. Those flashing red light mutations are a pain on the tracking. Also, note that the Red-and-White Lord has upgraded his Black-Ops Elves' training. Will need better anti-personnel systems next year before the dimensional barrier thins.
The Council Of Trees tried to invade, yet again. Must up budget to marketing push on plastic trees harder next year, because some of those Olde Growth bastards are getting harder to trim, let alone kill, and if we keep pissing them off this will end badly.
Alls's quiet. Bring me the whiskey and summon the victory orgy enthusiasts.
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
#31
Nicodimas
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Posted 25 December 2018 - 11:20 PM
Hope y’all hadn’t a very Merry Christmas and ate wayyyy to much !!
-If it's ka it'll come like a wind, and your plans will stand before it no more than a barn before a cyclone
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Mezla PigDog
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Posted 25 December 2018 - 11:58 PM
I got a 1000 piece jigsaw and a matt that allows to you roll it up and put it out of the way. Amazing what they can do these days! My sister bought my kid a toy truck from Blaze and the Monster Machines (it's the next Paw Patrol). I had to prise it from his fingers to get him to go to sleep tonight. He kept at least one hand on it all day.
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Fid
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Posted 31 December 2018 - 09:54 AM
Mezla PigDog, on 25 December 2018 - 11:58 PM, said:
I got a 1000 piece jigsaw and a matt that allows to you roll it up and put it out of the way. Amazing what they can do these days! My sister bought my kid a toy truck from Blaze and the Monster Machines (it's the next Paw Patrol). I had to prise it from his fingers to get him to go to sleep tonight. He kept at least one hand on it all day.
We too have the mat plus 1000 piece jigsaw - looks insanely difficult so might be one for a time when less wine being consumed.
