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Í have successfully moved into my new apartment!

#21 User is offline   Primateus 

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Posted 28 August 2018 - 04:44 PM

View PostWhisperzzzzzzz, on 28 August 2018 - 04:33 PM, said:

View PostCause, on 28 August 2018 - 03:51 PM, said:

View PostPrimateus, on 28 August 2018 - 03:24 PM, said:

View PostCause, on 28 August 2018 - 10:24 AM, said:

Get an Airfryer! Best kitchen gadget for cooking for one!


What the hell is an airfryer? A souped up hairdryer?


Its like a hairdryer and an oven had sweet, sensual kiniy sex and the oven then gave birth to the airfryer. Its like an oven that requires no pre-heating but also because it blasts hot air constantly in a mini tornado like fashion at your food the food gets cooked from every angle the same so its claim to fame is that its like an oil fryer that doesnt need to use oil but mostly I just use it as a super oven. Fish, steak, pies, chips etc all cooked in ten minutes


Don't forget that everything comes out juicy on the outside but crispy on the inside!


That's disgusting!
Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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#22 User is offline   Whisperzzzzzzz 

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Posted 28 August 2018 - 05:52 PM

View PostPrimateus, on 28 August 2018 - 04:44 PM, said:

View PostWhisperzzzzzzz, on 28 August 2018 - 04:33 PM, said:

View PostCause, on 28 August 2018 - 03:51 PM, said:

View PostPrimateus, on 28 August 2018 - 03:24 PM, said:

View PostCause, on 28 August 2018 - 10:24 AM, said:

Get an Airfryer! Best kitchen gadget for cooking for one!


What the hell is an airfryer? A souped up hairdryer?


Its like a hairdryer and an oven had sweet, sensual kiniy sex and the oven then gave birth to the airfryer. Its like an oven that requires no pre-heating but also because it blasts hot air constantly in a mini tornado like fashion at your food the food gets cooked from every angle the same so its claim to fame is that its like an oil fryer that doesnt need to use oil but mostly I just use it as a super oven. Fish, steak, pies, chips etc all cooked in ten minutes


Don't forget that everything comes out juicy on the outside but crispy on the inside!


That's disgusting!


"I only eat risotto, stew, and okra." — Primateus
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#23 User is offline   Primateus 

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Posted 28 August 2018 - 06:19 PM

View PostWhisperzzzzzzz, on 28 August 2018 - 05:52 PM, said:

View PostPrimateus, on 28 August 2018 - 04:44 PM, said:

View PostWhisperzzzzzzz, on 28 August 2018 - 04:33 PM, said:

View PostCause, on 28 August 2018 - 03:51 PM, said:

View PostPrimateus, on 28 August 2018 - 03:24 PM, said:

View PostCause, on 28 August 2018 - 10:24 AM, said:

Get an Airfryer! Best kitchen gadget for cooking for one!


What the hell is an airfryer? A souped up hairdryer?


Its like a hairdryer and an oven had sweet, sensual kiniy sex and the oven then gave birth to the airfryer. Its like an oven that requires no pre-heating but also because it blasts hot air constantly in a mini tornado like fashion at your food the food gets cooked from every angle the same so its claim to fame is that its like an oil fryer that doesnt need to use oil but mostly I just use it as a super oven. Fish, steak, pies, chips etc all cooked in ten minutes


Don't forget that everything comes out juicy on the outside but crispy on the inside!


That's disgusting!


"I only eat risotto, stew, and okra." — Primateus


I'm fashionable and stylish, sitting here in my top apartment lording it ov...looking over the city!
Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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#24 User is offline   Primateus 

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Posted 28 August 2018 - 06:21 PM

Also, today I learned that in the building, the only access to the attic is in my shiny new apartment.

Obviously, I'm shopping around for toll booths!
Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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