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Í have successfully moved into my new apartment!

#1 User is offline   Primateus 

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Posted 25 August 2018 - 07:19 PM

As the title says, I have today moved into my new apartment. That means that for the first time in eleven years, I am living on my own once again!

Hooray!

That is all!
Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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#2 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 25 August 2018 - 07:30 PM

Be honest with us. How much porn have you watched yet?
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Posted 25 August 2018 - 07:42 PM

Hey, I only JUST got my computer hooked up! I'm running net over my phone, give me a break here.

porn comes later...
Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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Posted 25 August 2018 - 07:55 PM

Yay. Have fun.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 25 August 2018 - 07:58 PM

View PostPrimateus, on 25 August 2018 - 07:42 PM, said:

Hey, I only JUST got my computer hooked up! I'm running net over my phone, give me a break here.

porn comes later...


Lies.
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 25 August 2018 - 08:29 PM

First things first, Coco? Lol.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 25 August 2018 - 08:37 PM

Get a projector and use a whole bare wall.
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Posted 25 August 2018 - 10:05 PM

That's good to hear. Would've been a shame if you failed halfway through with your stuff still on the street! ;)
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#9 User is offline   Cause 

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Posted 26 August 2018 - 08:00 AM

As a man contemplating the leap I am happy for you. Document everything!
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Posted 26 August 2018 - 11:54 AM

Still think you and Apt should have moved in together then some the rights of the shenanigans that would have inevitably happened to make a new zany sitcom.
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#11 User is offline   Primateus 

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Posted 26 August 2018 - 04:06 PM

Nah, Apt and I have an agreement to stay on our own sides of the belt.
Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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Posted 27 August 2018 - 09:46 PM

Enjoy. I used to love living on my own. Compromise is the most rubbish concept ever invented. Closely followed by consideration for others.
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Posted 28 August 2018 - 03:06 AM

How settled in are you, primateus? Fully furnished or just a mattress and a bunch of moving boxes?
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Posted 28 August 2018 - 09:51 AM

Well, there are a couple of things I still need, and I haven't really unpacked anything other than a few items, my computer, desk and bed.

But otherwise, I'm looking for a dining table with four chairs. I have to pack away all my stuff and get rid of all the boxes, then I'll technically be completely moved in.
Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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Posted 28 August 2018 - 10:24 AM

Get an Airfryer! Best kitchen gadget for cooking for one!
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Posted 28 August 2018 - 10:37 AM

Ew, hot air. I prefer mine cooled, with a hint of mint.
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Posted 28 August 2018 - 11:40 AM

View PostCause, on 28 August 2018 - 10:24 AM, said:

Get an Airfryer! Best kitchen gadget for cooking for one!


Agreed — I've actually owned a few and the Power Airfryer XL (3.4 qt) is the best one.
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#18 User is offline   Primateus 

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Posted 28 August 2018 - 03:24 PM

View PostCause, on 28 August 2018 - 10:24 AM, said:

Get an Airfryer! Best kitchen gadget for cooking for one!


What the hell is an airfryer? A souped up hairdryer?
Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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Posted 28 August 2018 - 03:51 PM

View PostPrimateus, on 28 August 2018 - 03:24 PM, said:

View PostCause, on 28 August 2018 - 10:24 AM, said:

Get an Airfryer! Best kitchen gadget for cooking for one!


What the hell is an airfryer? A souped up hairdryer?


Its like a hairdryer and an oven had sweet, sensual kiniy sex and the oven then gave birth to the airfryer. Its like an oven that requires no pre-heating but also because it blasts hot air constantly in a mini tornado like fashion at your food the food gets cooked from every angle the same so its claim to fame is that its like an oil fryer that doesnt need to use oil but mostly I just use it as a super oven. Fish, steak, pies, chips etc all cooked in ten minutes
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#20 User is offline   Whisperzzzzzzz 

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Posted 28 August 2018 - 04:33 PM

View PostCause, on 28 August 2018 - 03:51 PM, said:

View PostPrimateus, on 28 August 2018 - 03:24 PM, said:

View PostCause, on 28 August 2018 - 10:24 AM, said:

Get an Airfryer! Best kitchen gadget for cooking for one!


What the hell is an airfryer? A souped up hairdryer?


Its like a hairdryer and an oven had sweet, sensual kiniy sex and the oven then gave birth to the airfryer. Its like an oven that requires no pre-heating but also because it blasts hot air constantly in a mini tornado like fashion at your food the food gets cooked from every angle the same so its claim to fame is that its like an oil fryer that doesnt need to use oil but mostly I just use it as a super oven. Fish, steak, pies, chips etc all cooked in ten minutes


Don't forget that everything comes out juicy on the inside but crispy on the outside!
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