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#1 User is offline   Briar King 

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Posted 08 August 2018 - 12:24 AM

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Posted 08 August 2018 - 03:11 PM

View PostLuv2B_Sassy, on 08 August 2018 - 02:26 AM, said:

What exactly is Paradise? They take the losers from the Bachelor and put them up at a Sandals so they can get horny with each other?


It is exactly that.


@BK: Either you have the worst taste in TV couples or you're getting suckered by the editing. Colton and Tia have the worst chemistry out of the entire cast; that climax was a total disappointment. And Joe is being a man-ho, no respect at all. If anything I feel sorry for Kendall, except she doesn't seem to care much either, probably just punch-carding it.

In general this year is just utterly lacking so far, I feel like at least half the cast are hardly even trying to pretend they are still interested in anyone and aren't just following producers' orders, and the effects editing is too predictable by now. A veeery weak start compared to last time.

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 08 August 2018 - 03:12 PM

This is for all of the Bachelor and Bachelorette shows. Enjoy them and all of the drama here.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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Posted 08 August 2018 - 03:15 PM

Bah, there's no fun in it if it's just us two :p

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 08 August 2018 - 04:09 PM

Think of how happy everyone else now that this trash is isolated
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Posted 08 August 2018 - 04:52 PM

Burn it. Burn it with fire.
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Posted 08 August 2018 - 07:21 PM

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Posted 09 August 2018 - 12:25 PM

I disapprove of this separation. That thread should be a broad church where you can stumble across a fellow fan of something you like.


And skim read BK's shite and wonder what the hell he's on about and ignore it if you so choose.

Hmph.
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Posted 09 August 2018 - 01:34 PM

This thread as already racked up 93 views and 9 comments. I think that it is doing just fine.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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Posted 09 August 2018 - 03:00 PM

Venge, you only moved the 3 most recent posts from the Big TV thread to here. If you're going to do this, you need to do it properly and move all the posts!

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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#11 User is offline   Vengeance 

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Posted 09 August 2018 - 03:12 PM

View PostD, on 09 August 2018 - 03:00 PM, said:

Venge, you only moved the 3 most recent posts from the Big TV thread to here. If you're going to do this, you need to do it properly and move all the posts!


Hush you. I am not trolling the Tv thread looking for Bachulor and what not posts then moving them all over... My god. I already have grey hair, If I did that I would be bald and wrinkled by the time I was done.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 09:51 AM

We normally hate this stuff, but this season's Bachelor is Nick "The Honey Badger" Cummins, who is a dead set Aussie legend. The Mrs wants to watch and I have a sort of morbid curiosity. :p

Also, we were recently connected with a "ratings" box, so other than this we've been good. No FTA reality rubbish, lots of Netflix, docos, news etc. And kids shows*, but oh well ...

Introducing the Honey Badger and the ladies:

https://www.news.com...0cf5bec26453cea





* not all due to the kid

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 03:12 PM

Honey Badger is a bit of a legend.

Still wouldn't watch any of this pish
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Posted 17 August 2018 - 07:22 PM

Is this the formula for these shows? Good point about how it would look if the genders were reversed - you don't see the guys vying for the Bachelorette snogging her despite her discomfort*.

https://www.news.com...79ef900f1290c31








* I don't watch these shows much so I'm going off the reviewer's comments.

This post has been edited by Tsundoku: 17 August 2018 - 07:22 PM

"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 21 August 2018 - 10:16 AM

So ... isn't this just a live version of The Bachelorette?

https://www.news.com...b1ecef59fa5dfd0
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 21 August 2018 - 07:30 PM

I love that lady.
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