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Posted 08 August 2018 - 12:24 AM

WOOT WOOT!

We have arrived in PARADISE! We have Jordan(gotta admit I canít wait to see what he does), KENDALL(Fucking A!!!), Angela, Eric, Chris, Tia(backstabber drama queen), Krystal(glitter drama villainess), Kevin, Bibiana(omg she is a sexy Latina goddess with an attitude I wouldnít want cast my way), Wills, Astrid, ďGroceryĒ Joe(go Joe!), Nysha(umm who is this?), David(how much drama will he bring against Jordan?), Annalise(hahaha I canít wait to hear what other childhood fears she has for excuses to not participate 100% in whatever is happening on dates), Kenny, Chelsea(will she Clash with Krystal?), Nick, John and Wells(as the bartender). Quite a line up for the opening so far!

Oh SHIT!!!! Ashley I. and Jared finally got together!!! They ve been dancing about on multiple seasons but Jared walled her out every time. Now she finally broke through that wall it seems! Wow!!

Tia is the 1st arrival. Ah here comes Eric. Didnít care for him on Rachelís season. 3rd is KENDALL! Enter Jordan! Bibiana walking down looking delicious! Oohhh Jordan already expressing some interest for her in his confessional. That would be an explosive match!! ďGroceryĒ Joe coming down! Bibiana seems curious! YES!!! Now Kendall is curious as well! Iíd love to see them go on a date! Here comes Wills. Bibiana says heís cute. Iím meh on him, aside from one cool clash on Beccaís season(so glad that shit is over!) he is forgettable. Wells the man bartender makes his appearance! I like Wells! Hopefully someone gives him some love cause he deserves it! In walks in Chelsea. Eric seems interested. Oh YESSSS Kendall and Joe are already sitting off to the side getting to know each other!! In walks Chris. Blah! The Glitter Queen Krystal makes her entrance. This will be interesting! Only 33 mins in so far. Phew so MUCH FUN!! Haha there goes Tia talking about Krystalís fake voice from Aries season. OH NOOO! Joe ask Krystal to go walking right in front of Kendall! Kendall gives them the side eye. Crap Joe is really hitting it off with her. In walks Kevin and Kendall locks her sights on him. I wouldnít mind this either. Kevin is a cool Canadian dude. Haha Nick and John enter and they both got entrance shortened compared to others so far. Hmm Kendall goes walking off down the beach with John. They are really gelling. In walks Nysha. She is pretty. I donít remember her on Aries season. Angela walks in and John appears to be smitten by her. Here comes Kenny! I like Kenny! Astrid walks down. They are moving them along fast now. Now Annalise and Jordan is in love! Heís locked in and she appears to be into him. However here comes David so letís she if they can not focus on measuring each otherís dick this time around and focus on the women instead. Ha they already pecking at each other. Tia is so bummed out that Colton didnít come down. Such a drama queen! 50 mins in and the intros are over. Chris Harrison is now sitting down with the group of love birds explaining how the season/dates such proceed. Tia and Joe(who is definitely the womenís favorite it seems) are having some fun talking but she is holding back wanting Colton to come. The women have the power this Ep so one of the guys will be axed so she can relax knowing she is safe and can wait to see if he comes in time for her. Ha on that note Tia gets the 1st date card. Will she pass it to another? I think so. Letís see. HOLY SHIT SHE DIDNT! She choose to go ask Chris(seriously?) on a date. Joe is really bummed out. He wanted/thought she was gonna ask him to go. Krystal in glitter delight is happy that Tia passed on Joe. She is gonna be troublesome.

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Posted 08 August 2018 - 02:33 AM

Yes and itís amazing!!! Glorious tv

Ohh SHIITTTT! Joe just asked Kendall to go for a walk right when Krystal had her sights set on him!! She gonna turn the glitter on Kendall. OOOHHHHH SNAPPPPPP! Joe and Kendall getting the 1st kiss of the season!! FUCK YESS! Krystal turning on the crazy and stuffing her face with celery. Now Krystal got Kevin on her radar. Well there goes the tongue swap between them. Dude just got done eating right before that to... Nick and Chelsea are laying in the day bed. This douche bag is tanked and his game is lame but I suspect they will be kissing momentarily anyway. Letís see if Iím right. Haha I wasnít! She gave him some epic rejection and said she wanted to go to bed. Good on her cause this douche is bad at spitting game. Like middle school bad. Gah they just showed some people in the shadows swapping spit but itís so dark I canít tell who they were. Har Tia is lying through her teeth on her date with Chris(emotional scumbag) that she isnít thinking about Colton a bit. Itís hilarious! Now they kissing at a waterfront light show. The hammer is come down on his head once Colton pops up. Gonna be hilarious if Colton brushes her off his beefy shoulder. 1 hr 24 mins in day 2 begins. Aw they kissing again poolside. HAHAHAHA!! YESSSSSS! 1hr 25 mins in Colton is walking down the stairs to join. THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME! Dramatic commercial break! And we are back. Colton has the date card in his hand. Will he pick Tia or another woman. IM SO EXCITED TO SEE THIS! Damn her head popped up so fast when she heard his voice. Her confessional is her saying she will be shocked if he doesnít choose her for date. Colton just pulled Kendall aside for some conversation. You can feel Tiaís anxiety. Now heís talking to Angela. Looked like some sparks were flying there but he went and asked Tia out. How will this go? Is this a friendly parting of the ways/heart date or a all in date??? Going out on a yacht. People are trashing Colton back at home cause he didnít go talk to Tia 1st. Iím baffled by this after seeing how shady Tia has been on the whole Colton issue. Iím on his side. Whelp kissing on the back of a jet ski now. The drama is ramping up back home to stupid lvls while they are gone!! Wow he is gonna get swamped when they come back. This is uncalled for. DAMMIT THEY ENDED IT RIGHT WHEN HE WAS COMING BACK!

Phew! Gonna be a long wait till next Tuesday

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Posted 08 August 2018 - 03:11 PM

View PostLuv2B_Sassy, on 08 August 2018 - 02:26 AM, said:

What exactly is Paradise? They take the losers from the Bachelor and put them up at a Sandals so they can get horny with each other?


It is exactly that.


@BK: Either you have the worst taste in TV couples or you're getting suckered by the editing. Colton and Tia have the worst chemistry out of the entire cast; that climax was a total disappointment. And Joe is being a man-ho, no respect at all. If anything I feel sorry for Kendall, except she doesn't seem to care much either, probably just punch-carding it.

In general this year is just utterly lacking so far, I feel like at least half the cast are hardly even trying to pretend they are still interested in anyone and aren't just following producers' orders, and the effects editing is too predictable by now. A veeery weak start compared to last time.

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I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 08 August 2018 - 03:12 PM

This is for all of the Bachelor and Bachelorette shows. Enjoy them and all of the drama here.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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Posted 08 August 2018 - 03:15 PM

Bah, there's no fun in it if it's just us two :p

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 08 August 2018 - 04:09 PM

Think of how happy everyone else now that this trash is isolated
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Posted 08 August 2018 - 04:52 PM

Burn it. Burn it with fire.
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Posted 08 August 2018 - 07:21 PM

I vow that I'll continue to read the posts! Don't let The Man bring you down.
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Posted 09 August 2018 - 12:25 PM

I disapprove of this separation. That thread should be a broad church where you can stumble across a fellow fan of something you like.


And skim read BK's shite and wonder what the hell he's on about and ignore it if you so choose.

Hmph.
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Posted 09 August 2018 - 01:34 PM

This thread as already racked up 93 views and 9 comments. I think that it is doing just fine.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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Posted 09 August 2018 - 03:00 PM

Venge, you only moved the 3 most recent posts from the Big TV thread to here. If you're going to do this, you need to do it properly and move all the posts!

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 09 August 2018 - 03:12 PM

View PostD, on 09 August 2018 - 03:00 PM, said:

Venge, you only moved the 3 most recent posts from the Big TV thread to here. If you're going to do this, you need to do it properly and move all the posts!


Hush you. I am not trolling the Tv thread looking for Bachulor and what not posts then moving them all over... My god. I already have grey hair, If I did that I would be bald and wrinkled by the time I was done.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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Posted 09 August 2018 - 04:36 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 09 August 2018 - 12:25 PM, said:

I disapprove of this separation. That thread should be a broad church where you can stumble across a fellow fan of something you like.


And skim read BK's shite and wonder what the hell he's on about and ignore it if you so choose.

Hmph.


Exactly. This will be my only on purpose reply in this thread most likely. I joked with Abyss in tv that if a thread was made Iíd not use it. Itís fairly easy to get that the post are nothing but a damn joke along with my name changes and easily scrolled over.

Oh and D. Iím not on the Colton Tia train. I was hoping he would ask Angela out. The Colton tag team that is brewing back home is stupid. Fuck Tia!

Oh and D if I was in ďGroceryĒ Joeís spot on Paradise after going home night 1 on Ette then you better believe id be a man-ho going to everyone to lmao. Joe and Kendall are good TV matching.

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 09:51 AM

We normally hate this stuff, but this season's Bachelor is Nick "The Honey Badger" Cummins, who is a dead set Aussie legend. The Mrs wants to watch and I have a sort of morbid curiosity. :blush:

Also, we were recently connected with a "ratings" box, so other than this we've been good. No FTA reality rubbish, lots of Netflix, docos, news etc. And kids shows*, but oh well ...

Introducing the Honey Badger and the ladies:

https://www.news.com...0cf5bec26453cea





* not all due to the kid

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 03:12 PM

Honey Badger is a bit of a legend.

Still wouldn't watch any of this pish
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Posted 17 August 2018 - 07:22 PM

Is this the formula for these shows? Good point about how it would look if the genders were reversed - you don't see the guys vying for the Bachelorette snogging her despite her discomfort*.

https://www.news.com...79ef900f1290c31








* I don't watch these shows much so I'm going off the reviewer's comments.

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Posted 21 August 2018 - 10:16 AM

So ... isn't this just a live version of The Bachelorette?

https://www.news.com...b1ecef59fa5dfd0
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Posted 21 August 2018 - 07:30 PM

I love that lady.
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