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#21 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 27 March 2018 - 09:01 AM

Poutine sounds alright, just leave the cheese curds out please.

Mmmm ... chips and gravy. :p
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Posted 27 March 2018 - 11:49 AM

I'm actually going to be in Montreal this August if anyone fancies meeting up? Anything worth seeing/eating that isn't poutine?
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Posted 27 March 2018 - 12:59 PM

View PostTsundoku, on 27 March 2018 - 09:01 AM, said:

Poutine sounds alright, just leave the cheese curds out please.

Mmmm ... chips and gravy. :lol:


That's not poutine then, you heathen! :p
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Posted 27 March 2018 - 01:29 PM

View PostTsundoku, on 27 March 2018 - 09:01 AM, said:

Poutine sounds alright, just leave the cheese curds out please.

Mmmm ... chips and gravy. :p



View PostImperial Historian, on 27 March 2018 - 11:49 AM, said:

I'm actually going to be in Montreal this August if anyone fancies meeting up? Anything worth seeing/eating that isn't poutine?


You can both stay home.
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Posted 27 March 2018 - 01:32 PM

What is poutine?
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Posted 27 March 2018 - 01:41 PM

View PostMacros, on 27 March 2018 - 01:32 PM, said:

What is poutine?


Ambrosia of the gods.

AKA Fries covered in cheese curds and smothered in gravy.
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Posted 27 March 2018 - 01:54 PM

I was in Montreal a month ago. Boswell had good beer and the potholes were absurd.

The skiing up at Mont Tremblant was very good, although I was not used to the length of course.
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Posted 27 March 2018 - 02:20 PM

View PostTsundoku, on 27 March 2018 - 09:01 AM, said:

Poutine sounds alright, just leave the cheese curds out please.

Mmmm ... chips and gravy. :lol:


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Posted 27 March 2018 - 02:29 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 27 March 2018 - 01:41 PM, said:

View PostMacros, on 27 March 2018 - 01:32 PM, said:

What is poutine?


Ambrosia of the gods.

AKA Fries covered in cheese curds and smothered in gravy.


Layers of cheese curds and fries, smothered in gravy, you wannabe. LAYERS.
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Posted 27 March 2018 - 03:28 PM

View PostAbyss, on 27 March 2018 - 02:29 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 27 March 2018 - 01:41 PM, said:

View PostMacros, on 27 March 2018 - 01:32 PM, said:

What is poutine?


Ambrosia of the gods.

AKA Fries covered in cheese curds and smothered in gravy.


Layers of cheese curds and fries, smothered in gravy, you wannabe. LAYERS.


I didn't want to get too technical, but yes.

In fact when I was a young lad, my buddy worked at New York Fries, and whenever I ordered poutine while he was working, I made sure (and so did he) that he did it in layers so that ALL the fries from top to bottom bot cheese and gravy love.
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Posted 27 March 2018 - 05:34 PM

I too was skeptical of this dish called "Poutine".

But its pretty friggin phenomenal.
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Posted 27 March 2018 - 08:12 PM

I mean, my arteries are clogging just reading about it but dang I want some.
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Posted 27 March 2018 - 08:40 PM

Now do a google image search for "la banquise poutine".
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Posted 27 March 2018 - 09:01 PM

I tried the KFC version of poutine. It was pretty gross tbh. I still ate it though because I was starving. I freckled the toilet bowl big time later on, believe you me. I would never let that experience prevent me from trying authentic Canadian poutine though. Posted Image
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Posted 27 March 2018 - 10:10 PM

This is what a real poutine looks like. This is the extra cheese poutine from Chez Gérard. The very best poutine in the world. Been going there since I was a teenager and I've brought over 150 foreigners there so they can experience the Québécois culinary delight that is poutine. Man, I'd eat one just about now!!! :p

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Posted 27 March 2018 - 11:51 PM

View PostImperial Historian, on 27 March 2018 - 11:49 AM, said:

I'm actually going to be in Montreal this August if anyone fancies meeting up? Anything worth seeing/eating that isn't poutine?


I may be going to otakuthon, lemme know if you're going begining of august.

Also im not a fan of the the regular poutine, i like my poutine more towards the gourmet style if ya know what im saying.

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Posted 28 March 2018 - 12:56 AM

Ha. I'm traveling to Montreal next week for vacation. Should I?
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Posted 28 March 2018 - 02:46 AM

View Postnicetrout, on 28 March 2018 - 12:56 AM, said:

Ha. I'm traveling to Montreal next week for vacation. Should I?


Should you poutine, or should you grab Pat’s books?
Either way, yes.
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Posted 28 March 2018 - 07:07 AM

View PostQuickTidal, on 27 March 2018 - 12:59 PM, said:

View PostTsundoku, on 27 March 2018 - 09:01 AM, said:

Poutine sounds alright, just leave the cheese curds out please. Mmmm ... chips and gravy. :crybaby:
That's not poutine then, you heathen! :lol:


Fair enough, I'll just stick with the chips drowned in rich, thick, dark gravy then. Oh man, now I want some. With salt.

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View PostTsundoku, on 27 March 2018 - 09:01 AM, said:

Poutine sounds alright, just leave the cheese curds out please. Mmmm ... chips and gravy. :crybaby:

View PostImperial Historian, on 27 March 2018 - 11:49 AM, said:

I'm actually going to be in Montreal this August if anyone fancies meeting up? Anything worth seeing/eating that isn't poutine?
You can both stay home.


Well, if you're going to desecrate perfectly good chips and gravy with disgusting cheese, maybe that's for the best. :p

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View PostTsundoku, on 27 March 2018 - 09:01 AM, said:

Poutine sounds alright, just leave the cheese curds out please. Mmmm ... chips and gravy. :crybaby:
No disrespect, but you deserve to be flogged!!!! :p


Just because our nation was colonised by convicts you all just go ahead and assume my culture! So racist! (or is that culturist?). Typical bloody Frogs ... :crybaby:
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Posted 28 March 2018 - 11:28 AM

View PostAbyss, on 28 March 2018 - 02:46 AM, said:

View Postnicetrout, on 28 March 2018 - 12:56 AM, said:

Ha. I'm traveling to Montreal next week for vacation. Should I?


Should you poutine, or should you grab Pat’s books?
Either way, yes.

Change the word books to boobs in Abyss' post and then you should DEFINITELY do it!
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