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Mafia 146.5 - Revenge of the Potatoes Game Thread

#1 User is offline   Path-Shaper 

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Posted 04 December 2017 - 04:06 PM

If you are unfamiliar with the general Mafia rules, please head over here to read up on them!

Game Specific Rules

Days are 36 hours. Nights are as instant as possible, so please be certain to submit provisionals.

There are two paired killers, a symp, a lover, a healer and a vigilante in this game.

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Killers

You are [Baked Potato or Frites].

Your people were decimated in the previous meat and potatoes war. You have decided to team up with your best friend, [Alt Name], to infiltrate the lands of meat and kill the lot of them!

You have offthread communications with your partner and together you have one kill per night which may be submitted via the offthread communications PM.



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You are Ketchup.

Let's be honest, some people like ketchup on their meat, but mostly you're passed over for better condiments. You know what ketchup goes really well on? Potatoes. That's why you're willing to help them take out the meat!

You are a symp. Your job is to help scum (Baked Potato and Frites) achieve victory.

Scum are ______. You will CF as innocent if you are killed or lynched.





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Lover

You are Bacon.

Everyone loves meat, but you know what makes anything, including meat, better? Bacon. That's right baby, you gotta spread your love around!

Each night you may open a lover conversation with a player. You may have offthread communications via a PM that I have started for you with that player for the following game day. You may choose to continue the same lover conversation or open a new one each night.




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Healer

You are Sriracha.

Ain't nothing a good squirt of sriracha can't fix! Once per night, you may choose a target player to heal. If they are targeted with a kill, they will instead survive.




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Vigilante

You are Steak Sauce.

You may not be the hero everyone wants, but you're the hero everyone needs! A Dark Knight, if you will!

Once per game, you may choose a target player and kill them during the night cycle.




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Roleless Innocent

You are a slab of meat. Your only power is your vote, so use it wisely!

This post has been edited by Path-Shaper: 04 December 2017 - 04:09 PM

Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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Posted 04 December 2017 - 04:34 PM

Ah yes, everyone remembers the Meats vs Potatoes War of 2013!

Twas a massacre, it was. And that meat had no regrets! They had asserted their dominance, and potatoes were relegated to being nothing but a side dish, just something that goes with meat, not something you'd have all by itself. There was a brief uprising two years later in the Battle of Steak Frites. But meat reasserted its dominance, despite Frites' having recruited those wily ketchup packets!

For years now, Potatoes have taken a back seat to meat. Years living under their greasy paws. But NO LONGER shall potatoes be helpless! This time, a small team, with the help of their long-time ally Ketchup, will infiltrate the refrigerator. Can meat and their allies mash those swarthy potatoes before they kill them all?

Stay tuned, ladies and gentlemen, for what promises to be a buffet of death!
Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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Posted 04 December 2017 - 04:40 PM

It is Day 1. 35 hours and 59 minutes remaining

15 Players still alive: Anomandaris, Aranatha, Ay Estos, Eldat Pressen, Fanderay, Hanas, Jalan, Kalse, Merrid, Okaros, Osseric, Ruse, Skintick, Tennes, Thyrllan

8 votes to lynch, 8 votes to go to night.


Players not voted: Anomandaris, Aranatha, Ay Estos, Eldat Pressen, Fanderay, Hanas, Jalan, Kalse, Merrid, Okaros, Osseric, Ruse, Skintick, Tennes, Thyrllan
Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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Posted 04 December 2017 - 04:56 PM

First slab of meat at the table :p

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Posted 04 December 2017 - 04:57 PM

Second slab

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Posted 04 December 2017 - 04:59 PM

Mashing potatoes

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Posted 04 December 2017 - 05:00 PM

You are making me hungry. I'm gonna go warm up my lunch now

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Posted 04 December 2017 - 05:03 PM

Why isn't there any au jus or maybe blue cheese butter? Wtf puts ketchup or sriacha on steak?

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Posted 04 December 2017 - 05:06 PM

This is why you mash them nice and smooth. Leave one lump and they rise up against you.

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Posted 04 December 2017 - 05:13 PM

Toss dem tater salad but good.

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Posted 04 December 2017 - 05:48 PM

Mash first, add shit after

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Posted 04 December 2017 - 05:49 PM

and, just butter, and salt and pepper.

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Posted 04 December 2017 - 06:19 PM

This is why I've always used instant mashed potatoes. And y'all laughed. Here you have it.

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Posted 04 December 2017 - 06:21 PM

PS, if the lover and symp are the same person, I will mail you a stool sample everyday for the rest of your life.

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Posted 04 December 2017 - 06:36 PM

checking in.

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Posted 04 December 2017 - 07:36 PM

View PostOkaros, on 04 December 2017 - 06:21 PM, said:

PS, if the lover and symp are the same person, I will mail you a stool sample everyday for the rest of your life.


It would be incredibly cruel to have that happen 2 games in a row.

Though it's been done even before that. I think earlier this year I was a guard and a symp made lover connection with me. It was the B&B game, I think.

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Posted 04 December 2017 - 07:43 PM

All that talk of food, it has got me hungry. I cannot wait for my beautiful wife to bring me dinner, it smells delicious.

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Posted 04 December 2017 - 08:47 PM

Hey what's up, checking in.

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Posted 04 December 2017 - 10:15 PM

It is Day 1. 30 hours and 25 minutes remaining

15 Players still alive: Anomandaris, Aranatha, Ay Estos, Eldat Pressen, Fanderay, Hanas, Jalan, Kalse, Merrid, Okaros, Osseric, Ruse, Skintick, Tennes, Thyrllan

8 votes to lynch, 8 votes to go to night.


Players not voted: Anomandaris, Aranatha, Ay Estos, Eldat Pressen, Fanderay, Hanas, Jalan, Kalse, Merrid, Okaros, Osseric, Ruse, Skintick, Tennes, Thyrllan
Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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Posted 04 December 2017 - 10:29 PM

A veritable gourmet of roles this time round. I'll start the betting. I can give good odds on vig vigging healer.

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