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Mafia 141.5 Game Thread - Innsmouth

#21 User is offline   Barghast 

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Posted 03 April 2017 - 03:09 PM

View PostAmpelas, on 03 April 2017 - 03:06 PM, said:

View PostBarghast, on 03 April 2017 - 03:04 PM, said:

I will take first on the thread. Then third on the picture. As a barghast man I always hear women cry out about my size when I get my turn. That is why I let smaller men go first as a warm up.


Is it just me, or does this not make any sense.


My barghast man junk is so big that women can't handle me with out having 2 of you smaller junk men warm her up. If you don't get it that is because you went 4th and she didn't know you were even there.

#22 User is offline   Ampelas 

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Posted 03 April 2017 - 03:09 PM

To elaborate Osseric, naming three people in one post. Trying to look like a symp? I do not believe you.

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#23 User is offline   Ampelas 

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Posted 03 April 2017 - 03:10 PM

View PostRashan, on 03 April 2017 - 03:08 PM, said:

View PostAmpelas, on 03 April 2017 - 03:04 PM, said:

View PostRashan, on 03 April 2017 - 02:59 PM, said:

View PostAmpelas, on 03 April 2017 - 02:37 PM, said:

Yeah, fist Barghast.

Or you can fist this.

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No dragons. Disappointment.


I don't think I have ever seen a dragon vagina/hole. Have you?


Is this an offer?


More like a request!

#24 User is offline   Ampelas 

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Posted 03 April 2017 - 03:13 PM

View PostBarghast, on 03 April 2017 - 03:09 PM, said:

View PostAmpelas, on 03 April 2017 - 03:06 PM, said:

View PostBarghast, on 03 April 2017 - 03:04 PM, said:

I will take first on the thread. Then third on the picture. As a barghast man I always hear women cry out about my size when I get my turn. That is why I let smaller men go first as a warm up.


Is it just me, or does this not make any sense.


My barghast man junk is so big that women can't handle me with out having 2 of you smaller junk men warm her up. If you don't get it that is because you went 4th and she didn't know you were even there.


No, I did not get the "smaller men go first", as you wrote fist instead of first and that was what my comment is aimed at. I like the role play though, and the barbarian sound. Keep it up.

Also, I know it is an age old joke, mine is only six inches, but it smells like a foot.

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Posted 03 April 2017 - 03:15 PM

Osseric? Hello, have you gone? Are you nervous? Speaking to your scum partner?

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Posted 03 April 2017 - 03:20 PM

View PostAmpelas, on 03 April 2017 - 03:09 PM, said:

To elaborate Osseric, naming three people in one post. Trying to look like a symp? I do not believe you.




[sarcasm]
Yeah, I'm symp-y McSymperson, and by chance all of my three masters have dark coloured avatars so I just thought I'd point that out on thread!
[/sarcasm]

#27 User is offline   Nimander Golit 

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Posted 03 April 2017 - 03:21 PM

Sarcasm tags make sarcastic remarks way less funny.

#28 User is offline   Osseric 

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Posted 03 April 2017 - 03:22 PM

(Also, while it eventually becomes clear that your GIF is of something fairly innocuous, I'd still have appreciated an NSFW tag before I opened the first half of that in a work environment...)

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Posted 03 April 2017 - 03:24 PM

View PostOsseric, on 03 April 2017 - 03:22 PM, said:

(Also, while it eventually becomes clear that your GIF is of something fairly innocuous, I'd still have appreciated an NSFW tag before I opened the first half of that in a work environment...)


*Oi, what is that"
"Someone rubbing their eye"
"Oh"

I did not call you a symp ole boy.

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Posted 03 April 2017 - 03:24 PM

View PostNimander Golit, on 03 April 2017 - 03:21 PM, said:

Sarcasm tags make sarcastic remarks way less funny.


I think you meant:

Sarcasm tags make sarcastic remarks [sarcasm]way[/sarcasm] less funny :(

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Posted 03 April 2017 - 03:28 PM

View PostAmpelas, on 03 April 2017 - 03:13 PM, said:

View PostBarghast, on 03 April 2017 - 03:09 PM, said:

View PostAmpelas, on 03 April 2017 - 03:06 PM, said:

View PostBarghast, on 03 April 2017 - 03:04 PM, said:

I will take first on the thread. Then third on the picture. As a barghast man I always hear women cry out about my size when I get my turn. That is why I let smaller men go first as a warm up.


Is it just me, or does this not make any sense.


My barghast man junk is so big that women can't handle me with out having 2 of you smaller junk men warm her up. If you don't get it that is because you went 4th and she didn't know you were even there.


No, I did not get the "smaller men go first", as you wrote fist instead of first and that was what my comment is aimed at. I like the role play though, and the barbarian sound. Keep it up.

Also, I know it is an age old joke, mine is only six inches, but it smells like a foot.


You talk a lot but say nothing. Words have no meaning for you, nor does soap it seems.

#32 User is offline   Osseric 

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Posted 03 April 2017 - 03:30 PM

View PostAmpelas, on 03 April 2017 - 03:24 PM, said:

*Oi, what is that"
"Someone rubbing their eye"
"Oh"

I did not call you a symp ole boy.

*checks back*

View PostAmpelas, on 03 April 2017 - 03:09 PM, said:

To elaborate Osseric, naming three people in one post. Trying to look like a symp? I do not believe you.




So you didn't, my mistake.

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Posted 03 April 2017 - 03:36 PM

View PostOsseric, on 03 April 2017 - 03:03 PM, said:

I see Blend has rotated some older alts back into circulation, nice!

The one downside is that the avatars are often harder to tell apart - we might need to fix that. Rashan, Kilava and Nimander Golit all look a bit gloomy...


Yo don't come around with that bitchass bullshit motherfucker, I'll fuck you up bitch, I'll smack ya white wack ass with my "gloomy" 10 inch dick lil fuckboy

View PostAmpelas, on 03 April 2017 - 03:10 PM, said:

View PostRashan, on 03 April 2017 - 03:08 PM, said:

View PostAmpelas, on 03 April 2017 - 03:04 PM, said:

View PostRashan, on 03 April 2017 - 02:59 PM, said:

View PostAmpelas, on 03 April 2017 - 02:37 PM, said:

Yeah, fist Barghast.

Or you can fist this.

Spoiler



No dragons. Disappointment.


I don't think I have ever seen a dragon vagina/hole. Have you?


Is this an offer?


More like a request!


My dragons ain't cheap

#34 User is offline   Barghast 

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Posted 03 April 2017 - 03:45 PM

View PostRashan, on 03 April 2017 - 03:36 PM, said:

View PostOsseric, on 03 April 2017 - 03:03 PM, said:

I see Blend has rotated some older alts back into circulation, nice!

The one downside is that the avatars are often harder to tell apart - we might need to fix that. Rashan, Kilava and Nimander Golit all look a bit gloomy...


Yo don't come around with that bitchass bullshit motherfucker, I'll fuck you up bitch, I'll smack ya white wack ass with my "gloomy" 10 inch dick lil fuckboy

View PostAmpelas, on 03 April 2017 - 03:10 PM, said:

View PostRashan, on 03 April 2017 - 03:08 PM, said:

View PostAmpelas, on 03 April 2017 - 03:04 PM, said:

View PostRashan, on 03 April 2017 - 02:59 PM, said:

View PostAmpelas, on 03 April 2017 - 02:37 PM, said:

Yeah, fist Barghast.

Or you can fist this.

Spoiler



No dragons. Disappointment.


I don't think I have ever seen a dragon vagina/hole. Have you?


Is this an offer?


More like a request!


My dragons ain't cheap


You go second.

#35 User is offline   Ampelas 

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Posted 03 April 2017 - 03:45 PM

I have time, it is much more valuable than money!

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Posted 03 April 2017 - 03:51 PM

View PostRashan, on 03 April 2017 - 03:36 PM, said:

View PostOsseric, on 03 April 2017 - 03:03 PM, said:

I see Blend has rotated some older alts back into circulation, nice!

The one downside is that the avatars are often harder to tell apart - we might need to fix that. Rashan, Kilava and Nimander Golit all look a bit gloomy...


Yo don't come around with that bitchass bullshit motherfucker, I'll fuck you up bitch, I'll smack ya white wack ass with my "gloomy" 10 inch dick lil fuckboy


Dick of Darkness huh?

View PostRashan, on 03 April 2017 - 03:36 PM, said:

My dragons ain't cheap


But they are easy?


Also, checking in

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Posted 03 April 2017 - 04:21 PM

View PostAmpelas, on 03 April 2017 - 03:04 PM, said:

View PostRashan, on 03 April 2017 - 02:59 PM, said:

View PostAmpelas, on 03 April 2017 - 02:37 PM, said:

Yeah, fist Barghast.

Or you can fist this.

Spoiler



No dragons. Disappointment.


I don't think I have ever seen a dragon vagina/hole. Have you?


Yes I have. On Mrs Ampelas.

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Posted 03 April 2017 - 04:30 PM

Jalan looks like my neighbours dog

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Posted 03 April 2017 - 04:32 PM

View PostThyrllan, on 03 April 2017 - 04:21 PM, said:

View PostAmpelas, on 03 April 2017 - 03:04 PM, said:

View PostRashan, on 03 April 2017 - 02:59 PM, said:

View PostAmpelas, on 03 April 2017 - 02:37 PM, said:

Yeah, fist Barghast.

Or you can fist this.

Spoiler



No dragons. Disappointment.


I don't think I have ever seen a dragon vagina/hole. Have you?


Yes I have. On Mrs Ampelas.



You are wrong. There is no hole initially. Hole only appear after male dragon violently break the skin in the spot. When male dragon pulls out after his 2 minutes and completion the hole remains for 30 seconds then scales again cover hole. One does not ever see the hole as the male dragon remains on top of the female for 3 minutes after 2 minute completion. This is for the male dragon to recover his strength. Of course if the female did not want to mate with the male this is where she will turn and kill him.

This barghast has made dragon mating his doctorate.

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Posted 03 April 2017 - 04:33 PM

View PostMerrid, on 03 April 2017 - 04:30 PM, said:

Jalan looks like my neighbours dog


Your neighbors dog is diseased and sexually abused. You should contact the locate human society.

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