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Posted 19 August 2020 - 04:25 AM

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Posted 19 August 2020 - 04:36 PM

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Posted 20 August 2020 - 12:03 AM

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Posted 20 August 2020 - 12:19 AM

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Posted 20 August 2020 - 05:15 PM

'Trump Doubles Down On Goodyear Boycott After Twitter Points Out His Presidential Limo Uses Goodyear Tires'

https://secondnexus....mhdu-DTlauL4LCg

'Trump griped about his favorite social media platform, this time whining about its selection of trending topics. "It's never a real Twitter Trending," he wrote. "It's Twitter Executive's Choice. Only negative on Republican voices, especially mine!" His claim is not true[...] On Thursday morning, trending topics included Jeb Bush, the word 'triggered' (largely related to Trump's all caps tantrum during the Democratic National Convention), Trump's attempted boycott of Goodyear tires, and the phrase 'No. she' (again, a response to a Trump's all caps tweet claiming that Kamala Harris called Joe Biden racist and incompetent)."

https://www.thedaily...nding-algorithm

'F.D.A.'s Emergency Approval of Blood Plasma Is Now on HoldGovernment health leaders including [...] Fauci urged caution last week [...] Trump has hailed it as a "beautiful ingredient"'

https://www.nytimes....a-covid-19.html

'Trump says "we'll look at" treating COVID with an untested, toxic plant extract touted by MyPillow CEO'

https://www.cbsnews....nt-toxic-plant/

'"not only did he want to purchase Greenland, he actually said he wanted to see if we could sell Puerto Rico, could we swap Puerto Rico for Greenland, because, in his words, Puerto Rico was dirty and the people were poor," Taylor said, adding that he found the suggestion "beyond galling."'

https://www.thedaily...=cheats&via=rss

He should've asked Putin about swapping Puerto Rico for part of Siberia... if not for the US, then for Trump's personal collection....

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Posted 21 August 2020 - 05:41 AM

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Posted 22 August 2020 - 06:31 PM

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Posted 22 August 2020 - 10:09 PM

'McSally tells supporters to "fast a meal" and donate to her campaign

The Republican senator, who is facing a fierce challenge from Democratic opponent Mark Kelly[...]

"We're doing our part to catch up, you know, to get our message out. But it takes resources," McSally said. "So, anybody can give, I'm not ashamed to ask, to invest. If you can give $1, $5, if you can fast a meal and give what that would be."

[...] "There are literally people sitting in their cars in food bank lines all night in order to get a small box of food to feed their entire families for one week," she wrote. "Martha McSally wants you to skip some meals so she can win her Senate seat."

[...] The Lincoln Project, a Republican super PAC targeting McSally and other GOP senators, simply wrote, "Yikes."

[...] Campaign spokeswoman Caroline Anderegg told the Arizona Republic that McSally "would literally give the shirt off her back for anyone" [...]

McSally was defeated in 2018 by Democrat Kyrsten Sinema in the state's Senate race. Weeks after that loss, she was appointed by Gov. Doug Ducey ® to serve out the remainder of the late Sen. John McCain's (R-Ariz.) term.'

https://thehill.com/...to-her-campaign

'A mourner at Robert Trump's Friday funeral at the White House allegedly punched a Washington, D.C., restaurant worker hours after the service [...] punched a server tonight at D.C.'s Fig & Olive restaurant," NBC News White House correspondent Geoff Bennett tweeted Friday evening. "I called and an employee there confirmed it: 'Somebody blindsided one of my servers. Clocked him right in the nose.'" The server was reportedly assaulted after telling the funeral guest's group that the restaurant couldn't seat his large party. "The employee says he believes the server's nose is broken"'

https://www.thedaily...t-says?ref=home

Nothing like a funeral to bring out good Christian values....

'This is graphic and hard to accept but too bad! If you can't handle this imagine what these babies can't handle. We are obligated to speak up for them. Lady Gaga's new fashion trend of 2020 "Panda Eyes" is not a fashion trend at all. Before your teenagers leave the house thinking they're sporting the newest 2020 fashion trend educate them on the meaning behind panda eyes. Gaga thinks it's adorable because she loves pandas and even hopes to have her own panda babies one day!! ��
Panda eyes occurs when a child is sodomized with

[extremely graphic QAnon nonsense]
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This is another attempt to normalize pedophilia by making it fun, cute, and rebellious against mom and dad who are too "old school" to understand fashion.
If you're not having these conversations with your children immediately by the time you do they'll already be too desensitized to care. Talk to them daily, help them recognize the programming, help them to recognize the agenda, because if you're not then pedo Hollywood super stars and public school will �������� We must scream for the children. #SaveTheChildren #SaveOurChildren'

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Posted 23 August 2020 - 03:34 PM

'[...] Bannon said he thought “very highly” of Donald Trump Jr., but also called him “a guy who believes everything on Breitbart is true.”

Bannon, of course, ran Breitbart, the far-right media outlet, before joining the Trump campaign, and then for several months after leaving the White House. Yet he seemed to want the senators to know that he was never enough of a rube to take his own propaganda seriously.

Shaggy, pretentious and endlessly cynical, Bannon presented himself as a man with a limbic connection to Trump’s base. But few people had more disdain for the members of the right-wing grass roots — whom Bannon sometimes referred to as “hobbits.”

In “The Brink,” a 2019 documentary about Bannon, there’s a scene in which he speaks to supporters in a modest living room stuffed with furniture and bedecked with crosses. As his small audience sits rapt, he lauds the room’s similarity to one in his grandmother’s house and pays homage to the “working-class, middle-class” people who make up nationalist movements everywhere.

Then he and a young man traveling with him walk out and step into their chauffeured car. “You couldn’t pay me a million dollars a year to live in that house,” sneers Bannon’s associate. They head to a private airport. Bannon starts to make a crack about the luxurious locale: “This is the populist …” Then he thinks better of it and shoves some popcorn into his mouth.'

https://www.nytimes....nnon-fraud.html
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Posted 23 August 2020 - 11:05 PM

'Melania Trump Gives First Look At Refreshed White House Rose Garden'
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http://www.breakingb...ZCbyk_inv1ECaLo

(If you squint really hard you can see the COVID-19. And the lizard people. And all the angels who caused the 'miracle' of Trump's election. (עֲזַרְאֵל‎ and co.?...))

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Posted 24 August 2020 - 03:39 PM

'GOP Convention Will Forgo New Platform, Just "Enthusiastically Support" Trump [...]

the party stated that it would "continue to enthusiastically support the President's America-first agenda" and would not issue a new party platform until 2024, citing the scaled-back convention and inability for the Convention Committee on Platform to meet. It remains unclear what Trump's second-term agenda is, as he has repeatedly failed to describe policies he plans to enact.'

https://www.thedaily...agenda?ref=home

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Posted 24 August 2020 - 09:43 PM

Awww, bummer. Kellyanne Conway is leaving her job as adviser to the president at the end of the month. That's as big as when Spicy, Sean Spicer left or when "The Mooch" left. She had to have been one of the longest serving members of Trump's administration. Remember the heady, innocent days of "alternative facts"? I get teary eyed thinking about those early days of Trump's presidency. How far we've come. She'll be missed. Pouring out some 2% milk in honor of her service and now exit. (2% milk, cause that's how my homeboy VP Pence rolls).

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Posted 25 August 2020 - 05:56 PM

'The national security official couldn't get through a meeting "without him doing 20 tangents, becoming irascible, turning red in the face, demanding a diet Coke, spewing spit," Taylor explained. "Literally out of goddamn nowhere, he'd be like, 'You know, who's just my favorite guy? The MyPillow guy. Do any of you have those pillows?'"

When it came to the border wall, Trump would dream up "sickening" medieval plots "to pierce the flesh" of migrants, rip all the families apart, "maim," and gas them, Taylor claims. "This was a man with no humanity whatsoever," Taylor says. "He says, we got to do this, this, this, and this, all of which are probably impossible, illegal unethical," Taylor recalls, but he was writing them down as the president spoke. "And he looks over me and he goes, 'you fucking taking notes?'"'

https://www.thedaily...grants?ref=home
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Posted 25 August 2020 - 06:29 PM

Isn't it more a case of the conservatives seeing the riots but not hearing them?
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Posted 25 August 2020 - 06:42 PM

It does boggle me how, in an election between Pure Evil and anyone else, in the US Pure Evil actually stands a realistic chance.
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Posted 25 August 2020 - 08:27 PM

Realistic chance?
They're practically a lock
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Posted 26 August 2020 - 03:39 AM

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Posted 26 August 2020 - 08:17 AM

View PostGorefest, on 25 August 2020 - 06:42 PM, said:

It does boggle me how, in an election between Pure Evil and anyone else, in the US Pure Evil actually stands a realistic chance.


Remind me who the UK voted back in with a massive majority recently ... ? The Diet Coke of evil?

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Posted 26 August 2020 - 04:33 PM

I'd say we vote for the Sprite of evil, the USA voted for Fanta orange 4 years ago
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