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#841 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 28 June 2020 - 09:53 PM

My problem with that Sasha Baron Cohen video is that the song is so dang catchy! Like I stated singing it as I was doing stuff around the house!

Otherwise, absolutely spot on. I've seen Facebook posts of people who organised the event utterly freaking out about it, just sublime.
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Posted 29 June 2020 - 01:53 PM

So I was watching DIRTY MONEY (docuseries on Netflix) and Episode 6 of Season 1 is called THE CONFIDENCE MAN and is all about Trump and his business dealings ect.

What stood out to me, more than the fact that a whole slew of Americans literally bought into the whole "Trump is the best business man because of The Apprentice" narrative that the shows producers will outright tell you was utter bullshit and created for TV...was watching interviews with him in the early 80's. He's like a completely different person in his speech. Back then he was lucid, reasonably well-spoken, quieter and generally you'd never know about his shady shit behind that facade. He was still full of himself, and still spoke in some of his buzzwords (Huge, winning, ect.)....but the complete almost incoherent rambling insanity of the last four years or more was not present at all. You could follow what the was saying, and what his point was.

Basically, if there is a case to be made that Trump is suffering the effects of mid-to-late stage dementia...it is 100% interviews from him when he was in his 30's-40's...the difference is so stark that it could be textbook.

Anyways, episode is also worth watching to see how and why he ended up knee deep in Russian money and why the American public allowed Reality Show asshole Marc Burnett to inflict this POS on us under the guise that he was ever a good businessman, when he's been anything but since his daddy left him money.
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Posted 03 July 2020 - 12:12 AM

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Posted 04 July 2020 - 08:19 AM

The science and logic are impeccable:

US Could Have Avoided COVID-19 Entirely If They Hadn’t Done Testing

https://www.theshove...t-done-testing/

America to stop measuring gun-related deaths in an effort to eradicate gun crime

https://www.theshove...cate-gun-crime/

‘The Handmaid’s Tale’ Prequel Has Dropped And It’s Pretty Dark

https://www.theshove...ts-pretty-dark/

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#845 User is online   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 05 July 2020 - 03:30 PM

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#846 User is online   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 05 July 2020 - 07:57 PM

'Militias Find No Antifa Event in PA, Harass Lone Man Instead

Right-wing militias flocked to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania on Saturday in response to online advertising of a fake antifa flag burning event. The event, which was purportedly meant to happen at the Gettysburg National Cemetery, was exposed as an obvious hoax by The Daily Beast, police and other officials last week. Still, hundreds of bikers and militia members arrived armed Saturday to the cemetery and the nearby statue of Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee. Though they found no antifa event, a biker at the statue shouted that he'd received a phone call about some nefarious activity in the cemetery so the crowd rushed to converge on a single man wearing a Black Lives Matter shirt.

The man told The Washington Post he was a pastor visiting his ancestors' graves. He filmed himself being harassed by the mob, who lobbed homophobic slurs at him, threatened to beat him up, and called Black Lives Matter a terrorist group. Police arrived and encouraged the man to leave the park. "For his own safety, federal law enforcement made the decision to remove him"'

https://www.thedaily...nstead?ref=home

'Moscow Has a Field Day With Trump's Fireworks at Mt. Russia-More

Kremlin-controlled media continue to flatter the American president they sometimes call their "agent."

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Mentioning that the American head of state had previously toyed with the idea he might be featured alongside Washington, Jefferson, Teddy Roosevelt, and Lincoln, Russia's premier state media channel Rossiya-1 aired a graphic of Trump's mug right up there on the mountain beside them.

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[...] Russian state media have aired so many of Tucker Carlson's comments that the host of Russia's state television program 60 Minutes Evgeny Popov lovingly described Carlson as "practically our co-host."

Likewise, instead of concocting its own divisive propaganda, TASS simply quotes Devin Nunes and Mike Pompeo, both of whom sought to find and punish the leakers who exposed the Kremlin's alleged cash for kills program instead punishing Russia for putting a price on the heads of American soldiers.'

https://www.thedaily...more?ref=scroll

'Trump Appears To Claim Desert Storm Happened In Vietnam In 4th of July Disaster

Trump said, "In the fields and jungles of Vietnam, they delivered a swift and swiffian, It was swift and it was sweeping like nobody's ever seen happen. A victory in Operation Desert Storm, a lot of you were involved in that. A lot of you were involved. That was a quick one."'

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#847 User is online   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 06 July 2020 - 05:30 PM

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Posted 08 July 2020 - 04:52 PM

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#849 User is online   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 08 July 2020 - 08:01 PM

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Posted 08 July 2020 - 10:15 PM

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Posted 10 July 2020 - 06:09 PM

Trump has threatened to cut funding to schools who don't open this Fall. In our dear leader's ever benevolent grace, he will provide the following children's books to every 1st grader walking into class on day 1 at the schools who open. There's a catch though, the kids have to be wearing a MAGA hat in order to receive the books.

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Posted 11 July 2020 - 02:26 AM

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Posted 11 July 2020 - 06:34 AM

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Posted 11 July 2020 - 07:04 PM

'Mark and Patricia McCloskey, a St. Louis couple who found national fame after they were filmed brandishing weapons at Black Lives Matter protesters who passed their mansion in a gated community, have a long history of telling people to get off their lawn[...]

The couple have been in litigation with their gated neighborhood almost continually since they moved in in 1988 (after a lawsuit to buy the property, which had been in sales talks with someone else). The McCloskeys have repeatedly filed suits over small neighborhood issues, accusing neighbors of encroaching on their land or breaking neighborhood rules by allowing unmarried gay couples to live there. When a synagogue on a neighboring property set up beehives to harvest honey for Rosh Hashanah celebrations, Mark McCloskey reportedly threatened litigation and smashed the beehives, making children cry.

[...] An extended inheritance battle ended with Mark's siblings signing an agreement never to contact him again.

The Daily Beast previously reported that when a judge fined Mark for filing frivolous legal motions, Mark payed the $1,800 fine in dimes.'

https://www.thedaily...colony?ref=home

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Posted 12 July 2020 - 01:41 AM

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Posted 12 July 2020 - 04:36 AM

Twitter is so mean and petty and toxic, like high school cafeteria levels of meanness, x10. So a field day is going to be had at Trump's expense over the face mask thing. I might even feel bad for Trump if he wasn't the worst troll, spiteful, mean human being alive... so sorry queen, gonna have to weather the storm, sucks to be you.

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Posted 12 July 2020 - 06:16 PM

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Posted 12 July 2020 - 09:46 PM

'Trump Campaign Vows To Protect Famous Jesus Statue From Being Destroyed—Except It's In Brazil'

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Posted 13 July 2020 - 02:47 AM

Passionate, direct, and to the point. Hire that man!

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