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Posted 08 March 2020 - 08:11 PM

'In New York, Trump found work as a barber' lol....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_Trump#Yukon_Gold_Rush;_Trump's_Hotels_and_Brothels

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Posted 08 March 2020 - 11:13 PM

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Posted 09 March 2020 - 04:41 PM

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Posted 09 March 2020 - 08:56 PM

"HE'S DEFINITELY MELTING DOWN OVER THIS": TRUMP, GERMAPHOBE IN CHIEF, STRUGGLES TO CONTROL THE COVID-19 STORY

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Posted 11 March 2020 - 02:56 AM

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Posted 11 March 2020 - 03:11 PM

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Posted 11 March 2020 - 03:13 PM

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Posted 11 March 2020 - 03:25 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 06 March 2020 - 08:40 AM, said:

Interesting, nearly every civilised country (whatever that means these days) has had or currently has women leaders. It's not a big thing really.


Is that true? I can think of a long list of 'civilised' countries who have never had a female prime minister/president. The Netherlands, France, Italy, Belgium, Spain, Russia, Japan, Sweden. and that's just off the top of my head (please correct me if I'm wrong). In actual fact, I think the list of countries that have had a female prime minister or president will turn out to be quite a bit shorter than those who have. UK, Germany, Norway, Australia, New Zealand, erm.....



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Posted 11 March 2020 - 03:33 PM

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View PostTiste Simeon, on 06 March 2020 - 08:40 AM, said:

Interesting, nearly every civilised country (whatever that means these days) has had or currently has women leaders. It's not a big thing really.


Is that true? I can think of a long list of 'civilised' countries who have never had a female prime minister/president. The Netherlands, France, Italy, Belgium, Spain, Russia, Japan, Sweden. and that's just off the top of my head (please correct me if I'm wrong). In actual fact, I think the list of countries that have had a female prime minister or president will turn out to be quite a bit shorter than those who have. UK, Germany, Norway, Australia, New Zealand, erm.....


Bro, and this is just up to 2015:

Sri Lanka
Sirimavo Bandaranaike, 1960

India
Indira Gandhi, 1966

Israel
Golda Meir, 1969

1970s

Argentina
Isabel Perón, 1974

Central African Republic
Elisabeth Domitien, 1975

Portugal
Maria de Lourdes Pintasilgo, 1979

United Kingdom
Margaret Thatcher, 1979

1980s

Dominica
Eugenia Charles, 1980

Iceland
Vigdís Finnbogadóttir, 1980

Norway
Gro Harlem Brundtland, 1981

Malta
Agatha Barbara, 1982

Philippines
Corazon Aquino, 1986

Pakistan
Benazir Bhutto, 1988

1990s

Ireland
Mary Robinson, 1990

Lithuania
Kazimira Danutė Prunskienė, 1990

Nicaragua
Violeta Barrios Torres de Chamorro, 1990

Bangladesh
Khaleda Zia, 1991

France
Édith Cresson, 1991

Poland
Hanna Suchocka, 1992

Burundi
Sylvie Kinigi, 1993

Canada
Kim Campbell, 1993

Rwanda
Agathe Uwilingiyimana, 1993

Turkey
Tansu Çiller, 1993

Haiti
Claudette Werleigh, 1995

Guyana
Janet Rosenberg, 1997

New Zealand
Jenny Shipley, 1997

Latvia
Vaira Vīķe-Freiberga, 1999

Panama
Mireya Elisa Moscoso Rodríguez, 1999

Switzerland
Ruth Dreifuss, 1999

2000s

Finland
Tarja Halonen, 2001

Indonesia
Megawati Sukarnoputri, 2001

Senegal
Mame Madior Boye, 2001

Săo Tomé and Príncipe
Maria das Neves, 2002

Peru
Beatriz Merino, 2003

Macedonia
Radmila Šekerinska, 2004

Mozambique
Luísa Diogo, 2004

Germany
Angela Merkel, 2005

Ukraine
Yulia Tymoshenko, 2005

Chile
Michelle Bachelet, 2006

Jamaica
Portia Simpson-Miller, 2006

Liberia
Ellen Johnson Sirleaf, 2006

South Korea
Han Myung-sook, 2006

Moldova
Zinaida Greceanîi, 2008

Croatia
Jadranka Kosor, 2009
2010s

Australia
Julia Gillard, 2010

Costa Rica
Laura Chinchilla, 2010

Kyrgyzstan
Roza Otunbayeva, 2010

Slovakia
Iveta Radičová, 2010

Trinidad and Tobago
Kamla Persad-Bissessar, 2010

Denmark
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, 2011

Kosovo
Atifete Jahjaga, 2011

Mali
Cissé Mariam Kaďdama Sidibé, 2011

Thailand
Yingluck Shinawatra, 2011

Malawi
Joyce Banda, 2012

Slovenia
Alenka Bratušek, 2013

Brazil
Dilma Rousseff, 2014

Mauritius
Ameenah Firdaus Gurib-Fakim, 2015

Namibia
Saara Kuugongelwa-Amadhila, 2015
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Posted 11 March 2020 - 03:38 PM

View PostGorefest, on 11 March 2020 - 03:25 PM, said:

View PostTiste Simeon, on 06 March 2020 - 08:40 AM, said:

Interesting, nearly every civilised country (whatever that means these days) has had or currently has women leaders. It's not a big thing really.


Is that true? I can think of a long list of 'civilised' countries who have never had a female prime minister/president. The Netherlands, France, Italy, Belgium, Spain, Russia, Japan, Sweden. and that's just off the top of my head (please correct me if I'm wrong). In actual fact, I think the list of countries that have had a female prime minister or president will turn out to be quite a bit shorter than those who have. UK, Germany, Norway, Australia, New Zealand, erm.....

Finland (PM), Iceland (PM) and Argentina (President) should be on the list, India (although Sonia Ghandi was election winner, she may never have held the post of PM?), Myanmar.
If the president as head of state rather than head of government counts, then the royalty of constitutional democracies could also be listed.
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Posted 11 March 2020 - 04:25 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 11 March 2020 - 03:33 PM, said:

Bro, and this is just up to 2015:



Oh, I'm not arguing that there aren't more, I am saying that Tiste's statement is a bit optimistic. The list you give still is a large minority and doesn't cover a lot of 'civilised' countries. So there is still a long way to go.
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Posted 11 March 2020 - 09:37 PM

Oh no doubt. Definitely a long way to go. But to say "We want the right woman president because our enemies might mock us for having a female one" is a bit strange.
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Posted 12 March 2020 - 04:25 AM

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Posted 12 March 2020 - 06:00 AM

'The White House inadvertently aired Trump talking off-camera before giving his address, including him saying "ah, fuck" and asking if "anybody has any white stuff"'

https://twitter.com/...914103798288387



['Ah fuck. Ut oh! I got a pen mark. Anybody have any white---do you have any... white?---stuff?' So probably white out. But still, WTF....]

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Posted 12 March 2020 - 04:18 PM

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Very vaguely political comedy, but this is dedicated to the lady with four packs of TP in her trolley giving my partner a filthy look in the supermarket yesterday for grabbing the one (1) pack we needed for normal non-hoarding household use before she could take that too
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Posted 12 March 2020 - 04:31 PM

OJ Siimpson is in the hoarding toilet paper game. Although, seeing him pushing a cart full of product that can absorb and clean liquids makes me extra uncomfortable ... if you know what I mean.

OJ Simpson ridiculed after stockpiling toilet paper and water amid coronavirus outbreak

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Posted 12 March 2020 - 06:00 PM

'Sarah Palin Marks End Times With "Masked Singer" Performance of "Baby Got Back"

While President Trump was preparing to address the nation on a global pandemic, viewers who may have tuned in early on Fox saw a panel of judges attempting to figure out which celebrity just sang Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back” from behind a giant pink bear head on The Masked Singer.

[...] Then she delivered her rap performance one more time without the mask.

And yes the most surreal moment may have come when the show ended and Fox News anchor Bret Baier appeared on the screen. “This is coverage of President Donald Trump’s primetime address to the nation on the coronavirus, which the World Health Organization today declared a global pandemic,” he said, soberly. “Good evening. I’m Bret Baier in Washington.'
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Posted 14 March 2020 - 05:42 AM

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Posted 14 March 2020 - 06:21 AM

I think the font in those captions just gave me Corona virus.
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Posted 14 March 2020 - 06:29 AM

'Health Experts Worry Coronavirus Will Overwhelm America’s GoFundMe System

[...] “GoFundMe is the bedrock of the American healthcare system, and as the number of Covid-19 cases continues to rapidly spread, we fear the servers just won’t be able to take it,” said research director Dr. Monica White, who stressed that if the pandemic were to grow any worse, there simply would not be enough $5 and $10 donations from sympathetic strangers to go around. “America’s GoFundMe system is already overburdened. There are only so many links from sick friends of friends we can share on social media before the whole thing collapses. We recommend that if anyone is suffering from minor financial strife such a medical debt from the cost of insulin or cancer treatment, you defer to those diagnosed with Covid-19.” At press time, GoFundMe employees announced they were working around the clock to ensure the health and safety of the nation.'

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