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Political Comedy starring world leaders and local idiots Laugh while you cry

#741 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 05 May 2020 - 02:29 PM

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Posted 06 May 2020 - 12:51 PM

Figure it out on your own suckers!

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#743 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 06 May 2020 - 05:47 PM

https://youtu.be/KzRhcjOG1es?t=20

'Trump Tours Mask Factory While "Live and Let Die" Plays in Background

[...] in walked Trump to the Honeywell mask plant for a tour of the production of vital PPE equipment that took so long to get underway. Because this is Donald Trump, the tour was accompanied by a soundtrack blaring in the background that made it hard to hear what was being said. [...]

[...] As a rep from the company explained to Trump the mask production process, the stars aligned, the soundtrack flipped to its next song, the clouds cleared, a moment of clarity arrived. Trump nodded along comprehendingly to the presentation while the lyrics from Guns N' Roses' version of "Live and Let Die" drowned out the mask-making details.'

https://slate.com/ne...-die-plays.html

"Jared Kushner, Our First Android Vampire President"

https://www.thedaily...mpire-president

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#744 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 06 May 2020 - 06:04 PM

I saw that clip with Live and Let Die (GnR version) playing, and they put it on 11 and ripped the knob off. It was loud!.

Trump and his brain trust / PR folks are nowhere near subtle about this kind of stuff anymore. I mean subtly hasn't really been there from the start (e.g I don't Really Care, Why Do You? jacket first lady wore), but damn, Trump might as well shave his head and walk around stroking a cat and doing the mwuuuuhahahahahah! laugh.
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Posted 06 May 2020 - 06:31 PM

Please don't call them a brain trust. There's isn't a single brain cell to be found anywhere among that lot.
The meaning of life is BOOM!!!
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Posted 09 May 2020 - 06:12 PM

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Axl got some jedi level "thrown' shade" skills.

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Posted 09 May 2020 - 06:56 PM

He's not wrong but punctuation was invented for a reason.
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Posted 10 May 2020 - 02:14 PM

"They get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."

Well, now we know more about the cling to guns part of the equation. MASGA - Make America Sexually Gratified Again. *hubbahubba

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#749 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 11 May 2020 - 10:19 PM

'Confronted on his Mother's Day tweets in which he accused former President Barack Obama of committing the "biggest political crime in American history," President Donald Trump refused to explain what the actual crime was. "Obamagate," Trump exclaimed Monday afternoon when asked by Washington Post reporter Philip Rucker to provide an explanation. "It's been going on for a long time!"

After Trump offered no specifics, Rucker again asked him what is the exact crime he is accusing his predecessor of. "You know what the crime is. The crime is very obvious to everybody, all you have to do is read the newspapers, except yours."'

https://www.thedaily...ime-is?ref=home

'Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

The biggest political crime in American history, by far!

Buck Sexton
@BuckSexton
· May 9
If you read a news story about some European country where, after a fair election, the outgoing president used his last weeks in office to target incoming officials and sabotage the new administration, you’d be appalled

It happened here, and half the country thinks it was fine'

'Melissa A.
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Replying to
@realDonaldTrump

Obama will have his Presidency revoked when he is charged with criminal conspiracy to spy on & remove the duly elected President of the United States.
What he was sedition at the very least but this rises to treason. #ObamaGate

Esther
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So explain revoking a presidency'

https://twitter.com/...493483733270530

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Posted 12 May 2020 - 05:20 AM

Trump tweeted:

'Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

He got caught, OBAMAGATE!

Michael Nöthem
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Barack Hussain Obama is the first Ex-President to ever speak against his successor, which was long tradition of decorum and decency.
Should anyone really be surprised?'


'Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
14h
OBAMAGATE makes Watergate look small time!'


'Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
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Because it was OBAMAGATE, and he and Sleepy Joe led the charge. The most corrupt administration in U.S. history!

Mollie
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Why Did Obama Tell The FBI To Hide Its Activities From Trump?'


'Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Interestingly!

Paul Sperry
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Sally Yates was the real blackmailer
https://nypost.com/2...al-blackmailer/
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'Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump
THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE. Sadly, our Lamestream Media is TOTALLY CORRUPT!


'Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
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OBAMAGATE!

[embedded Tucker Carlson video]'


'Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

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The Lamestream Media is truly out of control. Look how they work (conspire!) together. They are the Enemy of the People, but don't worry, we will WIN in November!'

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Posted 12 May 2020 - 07:11 PM

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Posted 13 May 2020 - 04:42 PM

'When Michael T. Osterholm, a prominent epidemiologist, heard that the White House coronavirus task force was “ramping up” its work this month, he was elated. Maybe now the United States would finally tackle the virus with the seriousness needed.

Then he realized that he had misheard. The task force wasn’t “ramping up” but “wrapping up.”'

https://www.nytimes....l?smid=tw-share
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Posted 13 May 2020 - 05:28 PM

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Posted 13 May 2020 - 05:56 PM

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'Organizer of "Canada-wide" anti-lockdown protests linked to private security agency that sells special bracelets to block 5G signals

You've probably never heard of the "Free North Patriots" before, but in only two weeks, the group seemingly appeared out of thin air to organize several protests in cities across Canada against the COVID-19 lockdown.' https://pressprogres...MBlhk56VEyCu3Dk

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Posted 13 May 2020 - 09:07 PM

'To understand Trump, an AI bot had to be de-programmed from using English grammar

[...] Trump's unique speaking style — particularly his penchant to go on never ending tangents — crashed an AI robot trained to recognize patterns in speech.

A Virginia man worked with a scientist with a PhD in machine punctuation to deprogram the bot from using correct English syntax and grammar, instead programming it to understand Trump [...]

"It was still trying to punctuate it like it was English, versus trying to punctuate it like it was Trump," Frischling told the LA Times.

One passage of a Trump speech was such a tangled mess of never ending tangents and clauses that the bot crashed.

[...] "Every word he says makes Margaret smarter and allows her to make more subtle distinctions," Frischling said.

[...] By monitoring Trump's stress levels and gestures on camera, Margaret compares his statements to independent fact checks to determine whether he's lying.

[...] Frischling noted that unlike most people, Trump is less stressed when lying.

[...] when Trump gets mad, he simply stops gesturing.

"When he stops making gestures, that's the — watch out," Frischling said. "Whatever's about to happen, hang on to your tush."'

https://www.business...Giai_91uilQoTzo

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Posted 14 May 2020 - 06:34 PM

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Posted 14 May 2020 - 07:19 PM

'Trump demands GOP call on Obama to testify

[...] "If I were a Senator or Congressman, the first person I would call to testify about the biggest political crime and scandal in the history of the USA, by FAR, is former President Obama," Trump tweeted. "He knew EVERYTHING."

The president specifically singled out Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.), telling him to "just do it" and to stop playing "Mr. Nice Guy."'

https://thehill.com/...ZpTmXAktciVPwns

'Bill Barr Can't Investigate Barack Obama. Who Says So? Bill Barr.

Whatever Obamagate is, Barr can't probe it by his own standards, which hold that a president is the law and can do practically anything.'

https://www.thedaily...l-barr?ref=home

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Posted 15 May 2020 - 01:23 PM

"Without better planning 2020 could be the darkest winter in modern history."

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