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#621 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 03 March 2020 - 05:11 AM

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Posted 03 March 2020 - 06:03 AM

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'Don Jr. Slammed Over Appalling Claim That Democrats Hope Coronavirus "Kills Millions" Of Americans So That They Can End Trump's 'Winning Streak

"But for them to try to take a pandemic and seemingly hope that it comes here, and kills millions of people so that they could end Donald Trump's streak of winning, is a new level of sickness."

"You know, I don't know if this is coronavirus or Trump derangement syndrome, but these people are infected badly."'

https://www.comicsan...zWbU3aFTqMHb4aY

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#623 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 03 March 2020 - 07:31 PM

'Trump suggests using flu vaccine on coronavirus and is instantly corrected by health experts: "No"

[...] the president appeared to not understand basic information about how a vaccine is tested or produced and had to be repeatedly corrected by public health officials.

[...] "You take a solid flu vaccine, you don't think that would have an impact, or much of an impact, on corona?" he said.'

https://www.independ...k6xkXeWB0FLtxZ8

'Trump Tells MAGA Crowd Buttigieg, Klobuchar Should Be Impeached Over Biden Endorsements'

https://hillreporter...orsements-59938




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Posted 04 March 2020 - 11:25 AM

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Posted 04 March 2020 - 11:58 PM

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#626 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 05 March 2020 - 04:50 AM

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[quoting] Donald J. Trump
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Mini Mike Bloomberg just “quit” the race for President. I could have told him long ago that he didn’t have what it takes, and he would have saved himself a billion dollars, the real cost. Now he will pour money into Sleepy Joe’s campaign, hoping to save face. It won’t work!'

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Posted 05 March 2020 - 05:32 PM

'Confused Biden Announces He Is Dropping Out Of Race, Endorses Joe Biden'

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https://thehardtimes...v86LFFu_pOfQr30

'Jill Biden And Symone Sanders Fought Off Two Protesters Who Stormed Joe Biden's Victory Speech

[...] A vegan protester storming the stage of Joe Biden's victory speech on Super Tuesday got tackled by two unlikely linebackers: the candidate's wife, Jill Biden, and his senior adviser, Symone Sanders.

Anti-dairy protesters have been turning up at most political events in the state this election season.[...] she chanted "let dairy die."

Jill Biden immediately blocked her husband with her body.'

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'In Nevada, the protesters took the stage and interrupted Senator Bernie Sanders as he addressed a crowd of supporters last month.

In Los Angeles, they disrupted Senator Elizabeth Warren’s stump speech this week.

And on Super Tuesday, activists campaigning against the dairy industry had their highest-profile moment yet when two women rushed onstage and crashed former Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr.’s rally in Los Angeles, screaming and holding images of a wide-eyed calf.

[...] “What is ‘Let Dairy Die,’ and why is it all over the Democratic primary race?”

[...] “The dairy industry is one of the cruelest forms of animal exploitation and our governments are endorsing it,” a Facebook post that describes the organization’s mission statement says.

[...] The group encourages “rescues” of animals in captivity and public protests, like the one on Tuesday. Activists have chained themselves together in front of Whole Foods Market grocery stores and staged “die-ins” at Chipotle restaurants, stormed food courts around the world and chanted in the streets to get attention for their cause.

[...] Sanders was forced to step aside when a woman grabbed a microphone from him. He yanked it back, but she grabbed a different microphone. [...] Three other women, one of them topless, walked up to the lectern holding photographs of animals, and then were shooed offstage.'

https://www.nytimes....-dairy-die.html

Milk is murder!

Yogurt is torture!

Cheese is slavery!

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Posted 06 March 2020 - 01:25 AM

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Posted 06 March 2020 - 03:13 AM

I mean I actually think Warren would make a good president but I really don't think America is ready for a *gasp* woman in charge! I thought maybe once they voted for a black guy things might change but look what happened as a result of that decision...
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#630 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 06 March 2020 - 06:00 AM

'I Don’t Hate Women Candidates  —  I Just Hated Hillary Clinton and Now Believe That Elizabeth Warren Is Responsible for the Collapse of the Republic

When you hated Hillary Clinton, you didn’t really have to explain yourself. Everyone understood why someone would hate Hillary Clinton, the worst'

https://www.mcsweene...A2mJR9ynUltPj3c

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'Biden Decides To Grow A Mustache So He Can Smell Hair All The Time'

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Posted 06 March 2020 - 06:19 AM

Warren gonna endorse ....?

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Posted 06 March 2020 - 08:40 AM

View PostBeaver Killia, on 06 March 2020 - 03:37 AM, said:

I for one can’t wait for a woman prez. I much preferred working with a woman in charge over a guy. I’m more concerned about our enemies and their backwards view of women the day it happens so I hope it’s the right one when it does happen.

Interesting, nearly every civilised country (whatever that means these days) has had or currently has women leaders. It's not a big thing really.

Your "enemies" as well as your friends are currently laughing at you for the idiot who is president right now so a woman wouldn't change that haha
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Posted 06 March 2020 - 03:05 PM

Called it. It was Joker.

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And look out Becky Lynch. Biden's wife coming for you.

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#634 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 06 March 2020 - 03:25 PM

'Trump Backs Out of CDC Trip Over Fears of Coronavirus Infection
SELF-ISOLATION

[...] Trump has abruptly cancelled Friday’s scheduled trip to the headquarters of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, where he was due to discuss his administration’s response to the rapidly-spreading coronavirus outbreak. The White House initially released a statement saying the trip was cancelled because Trump didn’t want to “interfere” with the work at the CDC. However, he later told reporters that it was cancelled over fears that a staff member at the Atlanta HQ had been infected.'

https://www.thedaily...ention?ref=home

He's a notorious germaphobe after all....
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Posted 06 March 2020 - 03:26 PM

View PostAzath Vitr (D, on 06 March 2020 - 03:25 PM, said:


He's a notorious germ after all....

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Posted 06 March 2020 - 04:20 PM

View PostAzath Vitr (D, on 06 March 2020 - 03:25 PM, said:

'Trump Backs Out of CDC Trip Over Fears of Coronavirus Infection
SELF-ISOLATION

[...] Trump has abruptly cancelled Friday's scheduled trip to the headquarters of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, where he was due to discuss his administration's response to the rapidly-spreading coronavirus outbreak. The White House initially released a statement saying the trip was cancelled because Trump didn't want to "interfere" with the work at the CDC. However, he later told reporters that it was cancelled over fears that a staff member at the Atlanta HQ had been infected.'

https://www.thedaily...ention?ref=home

He's a notorious germaphobe after all....


More likely someone with a functioning half a brain that works for him realized how dumb he came across in the meeting with the big pharm people.
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Posted 06 March 2020 - 04:57 PM

'Tulsi Gabbard

The final Surge.

Fools! While you were focused on your shiny objects in Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden, the seeds of revolution were being planted in American Samoa. In its Tuesday caucuses, 29 percent went for Gabbard, second only to Bloomberg’s 50 percent. With Bloomberg out of the race, the islands belong to Tulsi. They are hers; she rules them. From this beachhead the swarm moves eastward, to Hawaii, before breaching the coast of mainland America in the dead of night. Your “Oregon” will do as an unsuspecting landing spot. From there they grow, they expand, through the forests, the mountains, the plains, until the foot soldiers arrive in Milwaukee for the Democratic National Convention, where their fair leader will be crowned Hero of the Democrats. And, silly you: You thought your nominee would be Biden. But Biden is just a pawn of the regime-change war state. He is but a husk, a decoy you worship before the final revelation of Gabbard Nation.'

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Posted 08 March 2020 - 04:09 PM

Posted Image I didn't think he could say anything dumber then when he was talking about how the border wall will protect Colorado. I was wrong. He should get an award for skating through life this ignorant.

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Posted 08 March 2020 - 04:19 PM

The flu can kill you in a day?
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#640 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 08 March 2020 - 08:02 PM

View PostAptorian, on 08 March 2020 - 04:19 PM, said:

The flu can kill you in a day?


The H1N1 strain of influenza ('Spanish flu').

He had to be pretty sick to come home from work at his brothels....

(Kidding, but he really was a brothel owner.)

'Trump's Hotels and Brothels

Trump and Levin opened the Arctic Restaurant and Hotel, which offered fine dining, lodging and sex in a sea of tents.[3]:85[17] The Arctic was also originally housed in a tent, but demand for the hotel and restaurant grew until it occupied a two-story building.'

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_Trump#Yukon_Gold_Rush;_Trump's_Hotels_and_Brothels

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