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#1541 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 19 October 2021 - 02:39 PM

My man, Jordan Klepper, poking at the hornet's nest. Do you think anyone's ever taken a swing at him?


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#1542 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 19 October 2021 - 11:30 PM

'"Wonderful to see Colin Powell, who made big mistakes on Iraq and famously, so-called weapons of mass destruction, be treated in death so beautifully by the Fake News Media," Trump said in a [fundraising letter]. "Hope that happens to me someday. He was a classic RINO [Republican in Name Only], if even that, always being the first to attack other Republicans. He made plenty of mistakes, but anyway, may he rest in peace!"'

https://www.usnews.c...ics-of-mourning


'Trump Yells at Elite GOP Donors: I'm Not Into Golden Showers
NO ONE ASKED

Elite Republican donors and lobbyists gathered for an exclusive retreat in Palm Beach [...]

"It was a dying party, I'll be honest. Now we have a very lively party," he told them, before going on an inevitable rant about election conspiracy theories. However, in a bizarre and unprompted tangent, he [yelled,] "I'm not into golden showers[...] You know the great thing, our great first lady—'That one,' she said, 'I don't believe that one.'" Unfortunately, Trump did not expand on the implication that his wife does believe some of the other allegations against him.'

https://www.thedaily...lite-gop-donors
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#1543 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 21 October 2021 - 01:31 PM

'After being banned by some of today's biggest social media platforms, [...] Trump decided to take matters into his own hands and create Truth Social.

[...] In a statement, Trump said he was excited " to send out my first TRUTH on TRUTH Social very soon" and the app "would stand up to the tyranny of Big Tech."

The app will have a soft-launch next month with "invited guests."'

https://www.usatoday...dia/6115565001/

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'Trump's New Free Speech Network Has Already Banned Any Criticism of Itself

[...] The site's landing page claims that the site[...] will be a place for "open, free, and honest global conversation." However, despite those promises, Truth Social has already published a long list of prohibited activities—including a clause that states that users must not "disparage, tarnish, or otherwise harm, in our opinion, us and/or the Site." Users are also told they must not "annoy" any of the site's employees. It's not clear if that includes Trump himself.'

https://www.thedaily...f=home?ref=home

'Trump's Truth Social Hacked Within Hours of Announcement

[...] The "Truth Social" app will begin a beta launch for "invited guests" in November, with a nationwide rollout planned for early 2022 [...] But people were able to sign up to create accounts using a publicly available link[...] "I literally just registered 'mikepence.' The site hasn't even launched yet and it's already this vulnerable,"'

https://www.newsweek...ncement-1641137

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#1544 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 23 October 2021 - 02:00 AM

As I suspected from Trump's quote: 'Truth Social will be a lot like Twitter, with the primary interface consisting of a feed of short posts from users you follow. However, these posts will be called “truths” instead of “tweets,” and reshares will be known as “retruths.”'

https://slate.com/te...h-problems.html

Wonder if he expects the media to switch from 'Trump tweeted' to 'Trump truthed'... 'Trump put out a tweet' becomes 'Trump put out a truth'. Of course Trump would prefer 'Trump said in a TRUTH'....


'Now comes news that Mark Zuckerberg has embraced the premise of The Matrix, that we can plug ourselves into a big computer and persist as flesh husks while reality decays around us.'

https://www.theatlan...-change/620449/

LOL no fool, EMS electrodes will keep us fitter than ever!

'MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell [...] is alleging there is a massive bath towel conspiracy in the United States that involves China making towels that don't dry people. Apparently, the towel theory ties back somehow to the 2020 election.'

https://twitter.com/...972242322599942
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#1545 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 23 October 2021 - 03:58 AM

Oh boy.

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https://www.thedaily...ll-alec-baldwin

We're in a lot of trouble. I foresee something big going down (again) by 2022 mid-terms into 2024 presidential election cycle. Please let me be wrong.
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#1546 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 24 October 2021 - 06:57 PM

I gotta say, the folksy, grandpa Biden shtick is wearing thin, giving us stories of riding trains and life growing up in Scranton (that goes on and on and on) evoking an elderly at the end of his twilight years, reminiscing about his youth. I don't want to go down the "cognitive decline" lane, but it does give one pause when listening to his speeches. I can't see him doing another term. Instead, give us ghost of Biden past (minus the creepy, gropey, hair/back of neck smelling creep).


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Posted 25 October 2021 - 08:05 PM

Truth? Everything is coming full circle..
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Posted 29 October 2021 - 12:27 AM

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#1549 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 29 October 2021 - 02:31 AM

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AOC: 'Meta as in "we are a cancer to democracy metastasizing into a global surveillance and propaganda machine for boosting authoritarian regimes and destroying civil society...for profit"'

https://news.yahoo.c...-205154860.html

Lol... no, humanity is the cancer! META is the... radiation?
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#1550 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 30 October 2021 - 01:15 AM



'Italian translator, now vs then'
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Posted 31 October 2021 - 10:52 PM

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Posted 01 November 2021 - 08:57 PM

https://www.npr.org/...southwest-pilot

I don't know, Trump caught a lot of public hate by public individuals. I recall Robert De Niro dropping the f-bomb and I think a Congresswoman said something along the lines of "let's impeach the mother peanut-brittle." (cept she didn't use peanut-brittle). I guess the distinction here is it's probably not good if you are the pilot of a commercial airliner and using the phrase when addressing the passengers on the pa system.
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Posted 02 November 2021 - 09:02 PM


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Posted 09 November 2021 - 04:38 PM

Did Biden bark at one of the royals with a healthy dose of butt wind?
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#1555 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 09 November 2021 - 11:04 PM

View PostMalankazooie, on 09 November 2021 - 04:38 PM, said:

Did Biden bark at one of the royals with a healthy dose of butt wind?


That's why you're supposed to never turn your back on the queen.

#OffWithHisHeadPrettyPlease?
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Posted 10 November 2021 - 06:13 PM

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Posted 10 November 2021 - 06:16 PM

Problem is, he's likely to walk. The self-defence narrative is strong. :(
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#1558 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 12 November 2021 - 08:12 PM

'Trump was asked if he was ever concerned for his vice president’s safety during the riot. “No, I thought he was well-protected, and I had heard that he was in good shape,” replied the ex-president. Karl went on to ask about “those chants” and Trump responded: “Well, the people were very angry.” Karl replied: “They were saying ‘Hang Mike Pence.’” Trump responded: “Because it’s common sense, Jon. It’s common sense that you’re supposed to protect... How can you pass on a fraudulent vote to Congress?”'

https://www.thedaily...were-very-angry

Hang Mike Pence!
It's common sense!
He's ready for
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judge-ments!

'It was 2 a.m. on November 1 when Maureen McNamara realized that something wasn’t right.

She had spent every waking hour of the past two weeks organizing a list of hundreds of QAnon supporters who were traveling to Dallas to see the resurrection of JFK, based solely on the predictions of one man, [...] Protzman.

For hours, the crowd had been told that the big reveal was coming. [...]


[Protzman] told everyone to push back against the walls of the plaza and get ready. He stood three feet away from McNamara and told her:

“Don't worry, you have the best viewing position there is, you won't miss a thing. You won't miss a thing. Keep your eyes open. You're right where you need to be right now.”

But, again, nothing happened. Then, suddenly, everyone was racing towards a small group of Protzman’s closest advisers. McNamara wondered if something was finally happening. But when she got through the crowd, she saw that all that was happening was that everyone was being given a T-shirt with Protzman’s online alias, Negative48, printed on it.

“Everybody's scrambling to get one, like we flew all the way to Dallas and stood around for 16 hours so we could have a T-shirt,” McNamara said.

[...]

Over a week after JFK failed to appear, Protzman remains in Dallas surrounded by dozens of his followers, and he’s still predicting the reappearance of the long-dead president and his son, John F. Kennedy, Jr. There is talk of establishing a permanent base in Dallas [...]


And yet, she shelled out hundreds of dollars to go to a Rolling Stones concert that Protzman told everyone would be where JFK would finally appear.

“I was never a fan of the Rolling Stones, I had no intention of going there. But then last minute, everyone's saying you got to be there, you got to be there. And so I spent $300 on tickets and it was raw and rainy and cold and miserable.”

[...] in one of the many Telegram groups run by Protzman’s inner circle, users posted videos of the group, including Protzman, dancing inside a hotel ballroom. [...] Protzman urged his hundreds of thousands of followers online to donate money to the group to pay for suits and ball gowns so that the group could attend the “inauguration ball” when JFK returns.'


https://www.vice.com...dallas-protzman
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Posted 12 November 2021 - 10:37 PM

How many times will these morons be scammed before they realise everything they believed was an utter lie?
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Posted 12 November 2021 - 11:03 PM

They have no reason to. Nobody's stopping them, and their power will continue to accumulate, even as their ill-defined existential dissatisfaction grows in parallel. Malignant, dangerous, and allied with power (at least, exploited by power). It's the rest of us that will need to adapt (if given the chance) to the new horrific paradigm. The horrors of the 21st Century will make the 20th look like a warmup act.

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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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