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Posted 18 December 2020 - 07:32 PM

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Posted 18 December 2020 - 11:39 PM

'Pence: Space Force Members Shall Be Known as "Guardians"'

Pence announced Friday that, after long deliberations, a name has finally been chosen for members of the U.S. Space Force: Guardians. “It is my honor, on behalf of the President of the United States, to announce that henceforth, the men and women of the United States Space Force will be known as guardians,” Pence said, placing special emphasis on “guardians.” The newly formed branch of the U.S. military made a separate announcement on Twitter, reminding the public that it had taken an entire year for them to come up with the new name. “Today, after a yearlong process that produced hundreds of submissions and research involving space professionals and members of the general public, we can finally share with you the name by which we will be known: Guardians,”'

https://www.thedaily...rdians?ref=home

... of the Galaxy...

... for Jesus! and Chastity!

(Because Boaty McBoatface was already taken)
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Posted 19 December 2020 - 02:19 AM

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Posted 19 December 2020 - 06:46 PM

Watched the movie Road House recently (been awhile), and it dawned on my that this scene from the movie is the perfect analogy for what it has been like with Trump as president the past four years.


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Posted 21 December 2020 - 12:25 AM

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Posted 21 December 2020 - 11:57 PM

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'Televangelist Pat Robertson says God told him Trump will win, then an asteroid will hit Earth [...] 10/20/20'

https://thehill.com/...ump-will-win-an

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Posted 22 December 2020 - 05:23 AM

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Posted 22 December 2020 - 04:25 PM

Trump tweeted:

'Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

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THE DEMOCRATS DUMPED HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF BALLOTS IN THE SWING STATES LATE IN THE EVENING. IT WAS A RIGGED ELECTION!!!

This claim about election fraud is disputed'

https://twitter.com/...405487057821698

Guess he'll stop when he's dead. (Though bots may keep it going...)

'Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
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Distribution of both vaccines is going very smoothly. Amazing how many people are being vaccinated, record numbers. Our Country, and indeed the World, will soon see the great miracle of what the Trump Administration has accomplished. They said it couldn't be done!!!

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Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
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"Conservatives Call on State Legislators to Appoint New Electors, in Accordance with the Constitution"'

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Posted 23 December 2020 - 05:36 AM

'Pelosi vowed to pull Trump out of White House by his "little hands", report says

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"I'm counting down the hours 'til he's gone," Ms Pelosi told her leadership team, according to Politico. "I plan to pull him out of there by his hair, his little hands and his feet."'

https://www.yahoo.co...-204826719.html

https://www.politico...got-done-449722

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Posted 28 December 2020 - 12:30 AM

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Posted 29 December 2020 - 06:09 AM

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Posted 30 December 2020 - 03:53 AM

'Donald Trump puts an end to Barack Obama's record 12-year streak as America's "most admired" man

[...] can find solace in the fact that, according to a new Gallup poll, he's "the most admired man" in America.

[...] 18% in the survey named Trump, while Barack Obama, who had held the spot for a record 12 years, received 15% of the vote. Partisanship was the key factor, considering few Republicans named anyone other than Trump, while Obama split his vote with Joe Biden and Dr. Fauci.

Here's the full top 10 Gallup list, which includes the likes of Tesla's TSLA, +0.35% Elon Musk and Microsoft MSFT, -0.36% co-founder Bill Gates:'

https://www.marketwa...G1ByC3WxA66G3as

But the most admired person is Apple. ('Corporations are people, my friends'....) [Edit: I'd suppose it's gotten bad enough here I need to add that I'm kidding about that.]

https://www.washingt...Z38I_story.html

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Posted 02 January 2021 - 12:57 AM

'Senator James Lankford

Reading through the House passed bill to give $2K checks out - it is NOT what the President asked for - it is MUCH bigger. The bill Speaker Pelosi passed this week would send a family of 5, $10,000'

https://www.facebook...845089668886660

'Brian Brooks

The President said $2k per. 2kx5=10k. It's called "math."

Bryan L. Jones
Brian Brooks math has a liberal bias.'

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Posted 02 January 2021 - 10:28 PM

'Mitch McConnell's home vandalized after he blocked $2,000 checks

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Mitch McConnell's Kentucky home is vandalized with "WERES MY MONEY" spray painted on front door days - hours after Nancy Pelosi's San Francisco home was also plastered with graffiti

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"MITCH KILLS THE POOR' was also written on window near front porch"'
https://www.dailymai...O0ot_1SYvI_Jjz8


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Posted 04 January 2021 - 06:23 AM

'Jason Miller Flips Out When Jake Tapper Calls Him Out Over Child Support

[...] The longtime Trump adviser and chief campaign strategist tried to run interference for his boss on Sunday, claiming that The Washington Post article on President Trump's now-infamous phone call—in which he asked Georgia's top elections official to "find" votes to win him the state—was deceptively edited. In response, CNN anchor Jake Tapper tweeted out, "The full call is here and while I have your attention pay your child support." Miller responded in a less than family friendly manner:

"You're a fake news pussy, Jake. I'd like to see you say that to my face."

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In September, HuffPost reported that the Trump campaign was paying out Miller through a shell fund, in a possible bid to reduce his owed child support payments. Miller, who is married, fathered a child with former Trump campaign staffer A.J. Delgado in 2017, who later sued him for missing child support payments.'

https://www.thedaily...upport?ref=home

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Posted 05 January 2021 - 04:46 PM

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Posted 06 January 2021 - 05:23 AM

Link to search on twitter for "Steve Kornacki" https://twitter.com/...e%20Kornacki%22

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Posted 06 January 2021 - 07:06 AM

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Posted 06 January 2021 - 04:06 PM

Jon Ossoff on Twitter:

'n00b 4 lyfe

Shouldn't autocorrect know "crunkest" is a word?

Anime Les Mis.

Theme song immediately reminds me of a radio station in GTA3. [Grand Theft Auto 3]

@ablaze I was going to link to a Lil Jon song but I don't want someone to ask why I linked to profanity in 15 yrs so instead I wrote this.'

https://slate.com/hu...ry-exposed.html

[Tweets are from 2012-2014. But '4 lyfe'!]

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Posted 06 January 2021 - 05:17 PM

'Giuliani demands "trial by combat" as thousands of Trump supporters turn out for Save America rally in front of White House as Congress prepares to certify Biden victory in wake of humiliating Georgia Senate defeat

[...] Trump Jr.[...] claimed there were 100,000 people there but images showed far fewer'

https://www.dailymai...hite-House.html

'“So over the next ten days, we get to see the machines that are crooked, the ballots that are fraudulent. And if we are wrong we will be made fools of. But if we are right, a lot of them will go to jail,” Giuliani said to loud cheers. “So let’s have trial by combat! I’m willing to stake my reputation, the president is willing to stake his reputation on the fact that we’re going to find criminality there.”'

https://www.thedaily...esults?ref=home








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