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Primateus, on 20 February 2017 - 06:26 AM, said:
Whoever said art had to be good?
Macros did. Pay attention, Primateus!
This post has been edited by Apt: 20 February 2017 - 08:01 AM
Guy eats a picture of Jason Segel every day until Segel eats a picture of the guy
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Posted 20 February 2017 - 07:07 AM
Abyss, on 20 February 2017 - 04:31 AM, said:
Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 20 February 2017 - 03:36 AM, said:
Macros, on 19 February 2017 - 07:59 AM, said:
This is not art.
This is a dickhead eating paper for the purpose of getting his ugly face spread over the Internets.
Before anyone tries and argues about what sort of art it is.
This is not art.
This
Is
A
Dickhead
Eating
Paper
This
Is
Not
Art
There
Is
No
Zero
None
Skill
Or
Talent
Involved
This
Is
A
Dickhead
Eating
Paper
And
Assholes
Lie
Apt
Who
Gobble
Up
Shit
Internet
Content
Are
Making
Him
Famous
FUCKING
STOP
CLICKING
ON
THIS
SHIT
APT
YOU
ARE
CONTRIBUTING
TO
THE
STUPIDIFACTION
OF
HUMANITY
This is a dickhead eating paper for the purpose of getting his ugly face spread over the Internets.
Before anyone tries and argues about what sort of art it is.
This is not art.
This
Is
A
Dickhead
Eating
Paper
This
Is
Not
Art
There
Is
No
Zero
None
Skill
Or
Talent
Involved
This
Is
A
Dickhead
Eating
Paper
And
Assholes
Lie
Apt
Who
Gobble
Up
Shit
Internet
Content
Are
Making
Him
Famous
FUCKING
STOP
CLICKING
ON
THIS
SHIT
APT
YOU
ARE
CONTRIBUTING
TO
THE
STUPIDIFACTION
OF
HUMANITY
This emotional reaction you're having? It kind of makes it art.
Based on that criteria, so is THE BACHELOR.
Then again without THE BACHELOR we wouldn't have gotten BURNING LOVE. I'll take shitty art that leads to a strong parody any day.
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Posted 20 February 2017 - 08:36 AM
I hate this guy.
Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.
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Posted 21 February 2017 - 04:04 PM
I won't be impressed until he has his name legally changed to Jason Segel, and has plastic surgery to look like Jason Segel.
...hey, people should egg him on to do that...
...hey, people should egg him on to do that...
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Posted 21 February 2017 - 07:24 PM
Who is Jason Segel?
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 21 February 2017 - 07:29 PM
How I Met Your Mother, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, the movie with Paul Ruud.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 21 February 2017 - 07:33 PM
...the recent failed attempt to return the Muppets to relevance...
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Posted 21 February 2017 - 07:41 PM
The two old guy hecklers will always be relevant.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 22 February 2017 - 04:58 PM
and the world will not be a better place for it
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Posted 22 February 2017 - 05:01 PM
Apt, on 22 February 2017 - 04:49 PM, said:
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Mark my words, this guy is going to be eating one of those pictures on Conan or The Late Show one of these days.
Mark my words, this guy is going to be eating one of those pictures on Conan or The Late Show one of these days.
Optimally with a medical expert who explains how doing this is going to give him peritonitis, sepsis of the bowels, ink poisoning and/or cancer in the long term.
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Posted 22 February 2017 - 07:11 PM
Segel needs to hold the line for civilisation and not only never eat a picture but never respond in any fashion.
Tatts early in SH game: Hmm, so if I'm liberal I should have voted Nein to make sure I'm president? I'm not that selfish
Tatts later in SAME game: I'm going to be a corrupt official. I have turned from my liberal ways, and now will vote against the pesky liberals. Viva la Fascism.
When Venge's turn comes, he will get a yes from Mess, Dolmen, Nevyn and Venge but a no from the 3 fascists and me. **** with my Government, and i'll **** with yours
Tatts later in SAME game: I'm going to be a corrupt official. I have turned from my liberal ways, and now will vote against the pesky liberals. Viva la Fascism.
When Venge's turn comes, he will get a yes from Mess, Dolmen, Nevyn and Venge but a no from the 3 fascists and me. **** with my Government, and i'll **** with yours
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Posted 22 February 2017 - 07:29 PM
This has to be the DUMBEST thing I've seen on the internet this year. This guy is a moron...who doesn't understand the things associated with the INK he's fucking eating as Abyss noted. This guy is as dumb as they come.
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Posted 22 February 2017 - 09:19 PM
i fully support and endorse Jason Segel in never acknowledging this fucking idiot
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Posted 22 February 2017 - 09:45 PM
QuickTidal, on 22 February 2017 - 07:29 PM, said:
This has to be the DUMBEST thing I've seen on the internet this year. This guy is a moron...who doesn't understand the things associated with the INK he's fucking eating as Abyss noted. This guy is as dumb as they come.
There was a guy who ate a Cessna. He's fine.
The key factor here is that the ink and paper is being eaten. If it was aerosolized and breathed in, then he'd have a real problem with carcinogens.
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Posted 22 February 2017 - 11:49 PM
amphibian, on 22 February 2017 - 09:45 PM, said:
QuickTidal, on 22 February 2017 - 07:29 PM, said:
This has to be the DUMBEST thing I've seen on the internet this year. This guy is a moron...who doesn't understand the things associated with the INK he's fucking eating as Abyss noted. This guy is as dumb as they come.
There was a guy who ate a Cessna. He's fine.
The key factor here is that the ink and paper is being eaten. If it was aerosolized and breathed in, then he'd have a real problem with carcinogens.
Seeing as I work with ink, I gotta disagree...ink on paper is just as toxic in his gut.
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Posted 23 February 2017 - 01:10 AM
Stomach linings and intestines get churned over fast. It's the lungs and so on that have time for that to incubate.
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