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The Mummy (2016) The mystery of the missing Brendan Fraiser.

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Posted 05 December 2016 - 05:31 AM

This looks cool. Not sure if this is a remake of the 00s movie series or something new.



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Posted 05 December 2016 - 06:56 AM

It's kinda both, except this one is supposed to be tied to the Universal monster cinematic universe or something like that. All the monsters are gonna meet like The Avengers.
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Posted 05 December 2016 - 07:06 AM

Unrelated to the Brendan Fraser series.
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Posted 05 December 2016 - 07:07 AM

View Postdeath rattle, on 05 December 2016 - 06:56 AM, said:

It's kinda both, except this one is supposed to be tied to the Universal monster cinematic universe or something like that. All the monsters are gonna meet like The Avengers.


What? Which monsters? Frankenstein, Dracula and the Mummy?
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Posted 05 December 2016 - 07:40 AM

Oh man, Netflix "The Defenders"-inspired sitcom incoming. Frankenstein, Dracula and the Wolfman are living in an apartment next to Mummy Girl, The Invisible Woman and this cooky lady who eats people through the television.

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Posted 05 December 2016 - 07:45 AM

You left out the Creature from the Black Lagoon. He's the kooky neighbor that always bursts in at the most inopportune times. His catchphrase is: "what's for dinner? fish?"
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Posted 05 December 2016 - 11:42 AM

View PostAndorion, on 05 December 2016 - 07:07 AM, said:

View Postdeath rattle, on 05 December 2016 - 06:56 AM, said:

It's kinda both, except this one is supposed to be tied to the Universal monster cinematic universe or something like that. All the monsters are gonna meet like The Avengers.


What? Which monsters? Frankenstein, Dracula and the Mummy?


Dracula is the one from DRACULA UNTOLD (it's probably him as that flock of birds that crashes the plane in the trailer as he showed up like that in his film) with Luke Evans (UNTOLD was retrofit to be the IRON MAN first film in this cinematic universe) and Russel Crowe's character we see in this trailer is actually Doctor Jekyll & Mr. Hyde (who will get a film) not in this trailer...but coming soon are Javier Bardem is the Frankenstein monster (who will get a film), and johnny Depp is the Invisible Man (who will get a film), they are also doing a wolfman movie, and a creature from the black lagoon movie.

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Posted 05 December 2016 - 11:46 AM

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View Postdeath rattle, on 05 December 2016 - 06:56 AM, said:

It's kinda both, except this one is supposed to be tied to the Universal monster cinematic universe or something like that. All the monsters are gonna meet like The Avengers.


What? Which monsters? Frankenstein, Dracula and the Mummy?


Dracula is the one from DRACULA UNTOLD (it's probably him as that flock of birds that crashes the plane in the trailer as he showed up like that in his film) with Luke Evans (UNTOLD was retrofit to be the IRON MAN first film in this cinematic universe) and Russel Crowe's character we see in this trailer is actually Doctor Jekyll & Mr. Hyde (who will get a film) not in this trailer...but coming soon are Javier Bardem is the Frankenstein monster (who will get a film), and johnny Depp is the Invisible Man (who will get a film), they are also doing a wolfman movie, and a creature from the black lagoon movie.


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Posted 05 December 2016 - 11:53 AM

Is this the return of the critically acclaimed and beloved "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" movie franchise?

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Posted 05 December 2016 - 01:25 PM

View PostApt, on 05 December 2016 - 11:53 AM, said:

Is this the return of the critically acclaimed and beloved "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" movie franchise?


God, I hope not.

I should note, with regard to DRACULA UNTOLD being a part of the universe...it's been kind of an "it is part of it" and "it isn't part of it" in the Hollywood world...but Gary Shore WAS asked to shoot that final modern scene with regards to this, with Charles Dance master vampire character as the Nick Fury of this shared universe. Evans and Shore has said there have been talks to make it a part.

As far as I'm concerned, that flock or birds/bats that down the airplane is all but confirmation that Evan's Dracula is a part of this, since that was a VERY distinctive part of DRACULA UNTOLD.


It sounds more and more that the MUMMY will be the first film and Dracula is being recast and UNTOLD is not going to be his entry into the Shared Universe.

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Posted 05 December 2016 - 06:15 PM

View PostApt, on 05 December 2016 - 07:40 AM, said:

Oh man, Netflix "The Defenders"-inspired sitcom incoming. Frankenstein, Dracula and the Wolfman are living in an apartment next to Mummy Girl, The Invisible Woman and this cooky lady who eats people through the television.


Would watch.
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Posted 05 December 2016 - 06:16 PM

View PostApt, on 05 December 2016 - 11:53 AM, said:

Is this the return of the critically acclaimed and beloved "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" movie franchise?


I think Hollywood trots out that rumour every five years or so just to see if they can finally make Alan Moore's head detonate.
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Posted 05 December 2016 - 09:29 PM

I think it's time we all (re)watch a certain classic 80s movie called Monster Squad.
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Posted 06 December 2016 - 03:36 AM

Explained...
http://io9.gizmodo.c...ters-1789624335


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Posted 06 December 2016 - 08:32 AM

View PostQuickTidal, on 05 December 2016 - 11:42 AM, said:

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View Postdeath rattle, on 05 December 2016 - 06:56 AM, said:

It's kinda both, except this one is supposed to be tied to the Universal monster cinematic universe or something like that. All the monsters are gonna meet like The Avengers.


What? Which monsters? Frankenstein, Dracula and the Mummy?


Dracula is the one from DRACULA UNTOLD (it's probably him as that flock of birds that crashes the plane in the trailer as he showed up like that in his film) with Luke Evans (UNTOLD was retrofit to be the IRON MAN first film in this cinematic universe) and Russel Crowe's character we see in this trailer is actually Doctor Jekyll & Mr. Hyde (who will get a film) not in this trailer...but coming soon are Javier Bardem is the Frankenstein monster (who will get a film), and johnny Depp is the Invisible Man (who will get a film), they are also doing a wolfman movie, and a creature from the black lagoon movie.


... wait. The cinematic universe thing. It wasn't a joke?
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Posted 06 December 2016 - 08:35 AM

View PostMorgoth, on 06 December 2016 - 08:32 AM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 05 December 2016 - 11:42 AM, said:

View PostAndorion, on 05 December 2016 - 07:07 AM, said:

View Postdeath rattle, on 05 December 2016 - 06:56 AM, said:

It's kinda both, except this one is supposed to be tied to the Universal monster cinematic universe or something like that. All the monsters are gonna meet like The Avengers.


What? Which monsters? Frankenstein, Dracula and the Mummy?


Dracula is the one from DRACULA UNTOLD (it's probably him as that flock of birds that crashes the plane in the trailer as he showed up like that in his film) with Luke Evans (UNTOLD was retrofit to be the IRON MAN first film in this cinematic universe) and Russel Crowe's character we see in this trailer is actually Doctor Jekyll & Mr. Hyde (who will get a film) not in this trailer...but coming soon are Javier Bardem is the Frankenstein monster (who will get a film), and johnny Depp is the Invisible Man (who will get a film), they are also doing a wolfman movie, and a creature from the black lagoon movie.


... wait. The cinematic universe thing. It wasn't a joke?


Apparently not. See that Io9 link Abyss posted
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Posted 06 December 2016 - 09:16 AM

I can just see the universal execs screaming "we need a fantastica franchise!!! They're such money spinners!!"
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Posted 06 December 2016 - 10:24 AM

I never joke about the important stuff!
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Posted 06 December 2016 - 09:11 PM

I don't really understand why they'd ditch Dracula Untold as the beginning of the 'verse when they're not going to fix any of the problems (bar buying bigger stars, I guess) that made the first one flop (speaking in a pure visual/stylistic sense from the trailer since I never did see DU, but judging that trailer against this one). The aethesetics look the same (it speaks volumes that more than one person assumed that was Dracula downing the plane) and there's nothing of the iconic Mummy look about, well, the Mummy.

In short, it looks dreadful. I could see a good crossover universe with all these monsters but it'd need to take itself a hell of a lot less seriously and embrace the kitsch value of the old icons.
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Posted 07 December 2016 - 08:16 AM

Have the rights to all those characters lapsed, or are in the public domain? Would explain why Universal is trying to do a MCU on the cheap.

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