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Nine Lives A sign of the apocalypse

#1 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 03 August 2016 - 05:39 PM

Has anyone seen this? What the fuck is going on?!



I feel like this is one of the worst looking films I have ever seen and yet... it looks so bad I want to see it.

What did they blackmail Kevin Spacey with to do this film? Christopher Walken I get, the man is crazy but Spacey?
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Posted 03 August 2016 - 05:55 PM

Sometimes casting agents stop calling.

Especially after you cross to the TV dark side.


But yeah, that looks pretty bad. But hey, if you are going to do a paycheque movie, may as well be two scenes in one day and a bunch of voice-over, amirite?

He can quite literally phone it in.

Kind of reminds me of the infamous Daily Show interview of Jennifer Love Hewitt for Garfield, where, among other fun conversation, Jon said that Bill Murray must be a giant whore for money for taking the role.

This post has been edited by Nevyn: 03 August 2016 - 05:58 PM

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Posted 03 August 2016 - 06:26 PM

View PostNevyn, on 03 August 2016 - 05:55 PM, said:

Sometimes casting agents stop calling.

Especially after you cross to the TV dark side.


A) It's Kevin Spacey, not Nicolas Cage.

:cry: The man can't possibly need the money.

C) It's Kevin fucking Spacey.

D) House of Cards is an award nominated tour de force of writing and acting performances.

D) HE'S FUCKING OSCAR WINNER KEVIN SPACEY! A GUY WHO CHEWS SCENERY WITH HIS EYEBROWS ALONE! WHAT IS HE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?! DID HIS MISTRESS MAKE HIM STAR IN IT BECAUSE SHE LIKES CATS?!
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Posted 03 August 2016 - 06:45 PM

This is my most looked forward to film of the year. The pull-ups scene? I'll be Christopher Runnin -- not Walken -- to the theater for this one.
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