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#41 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 15 July 2016 - 09:47 PM

Try the Pokemon Go Subreddit FAQ Wiki.
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#42 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 16 July 2016 - 03:17 PM

Fucking Euros crashed the Go Servers. I just spent 3 hours in a park, being unable to log into the servers to get all my pokemon.

Will Europe stop fucking up the rest of the world for once?

Thanks.
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#43 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 16 July 2016 - 08:31 PM

They might need a dose of freedom to sort them out, 'Murica style.
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#44 User is offline   Traveller 

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Posted 17 July 2016 - 10:27 AM

My phone is apparently running android 4.3, not the 4.4 needed for Pokemon.

But I like my s3! Nobody would go get an upgrade just so they could catch pokemon, would they?!
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#45 User is offline   Whisperzzzzzzz 

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Posted 17 July 2016 - 02:25 PM

I just found out that you're supposed to tap and hold the pokeball until the green circle shrinks all the way, and then flick it. Whoops.
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#46 User is offline   BfuckinK 

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Posted 17 July 2016 - 06:31 PM

View PostWhisperzzzzzzz, on 17 July 2016 - 02:25 PM, said:

I just found out that you're supposed to tap and hold the pokeball until the green circle shrinks all the way, and then flick it. Whoops.


I found out after I left my 1st Pokestop in anger that ur supposed to spin something on your screen to get items... So mad.
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#47 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 17 July 2016 - 08:17 PM

View PostWhisperzzzzzzz, on 17 July 2016 - 02:25 PM, said:

I just found out that you're supposed to tap and hold the pokeball until the green circle shrinks all the way, and then flick it. Whoops.

That...is not how I've been doing it. Good to know.
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#48 User is offline   BfuckinK 

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Posted 17 July 2016 - 10:33 PM

Me and Jaina rode around in a circle route of about 4 miles a few times getting lots of Pok balls. That was fun off roading and we kept pulling up along side people who were Pokn to. It was amusing, they were loln at us and us them.
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Posted 18 July 2016 - 05:16 PM

Im waiting for the inevitable class action by foot injured sunburned nerds.
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#50 User is offline   Lady Bliss 

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Posted 18 July 2016 - 05:36 PM

View PostAbyss, on 18 July 2016 - 05:16 PM, said:

Im waiting for the inevitable class action by foot injured sunburned nerds.


Actually... I may have broken my toe while I was out looking for pokemon on Friday...
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#51 User is offline   champ 

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Posted 18 July 2016 - 05:54 PM

Out the back of my work we've got open woodland that has about 5 foot high grass at the minute. There I was sat outside chilling on my lunch in the sun and out of the grass walks a guy, phone in hand Pokémon hunting.

It was like what happens in the films. You hear a rustle, see movement but see no one... and you just sort of stand and stare at the spot waiting to see what emerges.

Rather disappointed it was some old dude.

I'm staying away from the game at the minute, if it survives the general hype and gets some improvements then I might just crumble and play.

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'Yet my heart breaks for a naked hen.'
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#52 User is offline   amphibian 

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Posted 18 July 2016 - 06:39 PM

I'm OK with the Pokémon playing at museums and memorials.

There's already hundreds or thousands of people with their cell phones out at these things and none of it crosses over into real life desecration.
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#53 User is offline   BfuckinK 

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Posted 19 July 2016 - 12:54 AM

I hit lvl 5 while Jace had my phone as we were at Pokestop and it brought up the team screen and he told me I had to before I could do anything else. Idk if that was right as I was driving but I just told him to pick Yellow team. No clue about what teams are about
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#54 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 19 July 2016 - 01:33 AM

Here is a good overview of the teams


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#55 User is offline   BfuckinK 

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Posted 19 July 2016 - 03:42 AM

Ha
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#56 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 19 July 2016 - 04:58 AM

View PostObdigore, on 19 July 2016 - 01:33 AM, said:

Here is a good overview of the teams



That was incredible.
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#57 User is online   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 19 July 2016 - 07:20 AM

Forum's gone insane! Nice one Obdi!
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#58 User is offline   BfuckinK 

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Posted 19 July 2016 - 09:18 PM

Why is there no Green& or Brown team for Earth
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#59 User is offline   BfuckinK 

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Posted 19 July 2016 - 11:31 PM

I've only seen 1 yellow gym on map lmao. It's cool though I like lightning theme.

I need to figure out how to actually play game seriously and start putting yellow on the map.

I caught Squirtle today!
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Posted 20 July 2016 - 12:38 AM

I found Meowth standing on a street corner. I'm pretty sure he was pimping drugs.
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