[paran falcon]

20 Days of Sheep, on 30 July 2020 - 09:04 PM, said:

Ah boi anyone else watch last nights episode? Channeling the regular season and Beat the Judges! It was a fun one.

Just saw the Super Champion episode last night. What a brutal knife test that was. "We're just going to pile weight on your blades until one of them breaks." It was hard to tell because of the slow motion but was there more than a second of real time between the 2 breaking? I like the fact the that each one of the judges has now commented on what the clock can do to you when you're in the competition there on the floor. The final tests were pretty vicious too. So this Super Champ has now got to be just one step below Ben Abbott, right? He's won twice, the 2nd time against all former champs and then beat a judge. Abbott has won twice but was his 2nd win also against former champs? And he has won twice in Beat the Judges, too.

[Malankazooie]

Alright, that did fall short (alluded to that happening in my original post in the TV thread here > https://forum.malaza...ost__p__1412229).

The opening challenge does not require my play by play, lets just say it was pretty horrible. The new approach for the contestants to "buy" their forge assets should be mothballed for good. That was dumb shit.

And what was up with J. Neilson making those cash registers jizz fake money during the strength test? Can you imagine the conference room team meeting at the whiteboard? spit-ballin' ideas?

"well guys, we are pretty confident this 'buy your forge tools' idea is dumb shit and so we'll probably get to the testing round with some pretty awful knives, so lets at least do something fun for the viewers." "So when J. clubs their knives into a old-timey cash register, we'll make it orgasm at the end and shoot fake money all over the place... in slow motion"... "yeah, sounds great, lets go with that, get production on it ASAP!"

The final two challengers who advanced and that final challenge was.. meh. That one dude was putting off serious "Sling Blade" vibes.



He'd like some french fried potaters.... mmmmmmm hhmmmmmm.

[Malankazooie]

So I was watching History channel, but was occupied doing something at the time during commercials when a Forged in Fire spot came on about the upcoming season starting in November, and I thought I heard there will be a new host. I wasn't sure, but I searched and found a post to reddit about this also. That will be weird if Wil Willis isn't hosting. Something has to be up with that. I guess we'll see. *Wil-Willis-McConaughey-impersonation: "alright alright alright."

https://www.reddit.c...5a3t5/new_host/

[Malankazooie]

Fuck you Grady Powell! Fuckin' chubby Captain America looking bitch. This shit better be temporary. If I tune in next week and I see fat Chris Evans I'm Audi 5000.

[Malankazooie]

That joke though. Fuck this is terrible. Ben Abott just kind of awkwardly chuckled and played along. Sucks for Ben that he has to be seated closest to this mistake. This is going to be painful to watch. I may be out now.

[Cause]

It’s on Netflix now, the truth is they make the competition too hard or the contestants are not good enough. I’m getting bored of seeing 3 shitty knives that barely pass the test and the two least shitty ones pass. Often it’s decided in the first test Immediately when someone’s blade or handle just snaps. Give them one extra hour, give them 30 mins of nothing but planning.

Only so many times I can watch someone realize in a rush they drew the pin holes in the wrong place. Stop giving them crap to forge. If you want to show someone forge a survival knife on a dessert island fine. But. Why give them garbage scrap from a barber chair and than and than let the. Use professional forges and a power hammer,

I want to see beautiful Damascus blades, with beautiful profiles and grinds that can chop through five ice blocks.

[Malankazooie]

That's pretty much the formula, so you won't get much variety from that. That first portion of the competition is very often times worthy of "stop watchingitis." I guess people like to see the disasters? I find it boring, other then the discussion of the smithing processes taking place, and the various techniques the contestants are required to fulfill. There are a lot of episodes (too many in fact), so that only carries my interest so far after the 45th episode of the same season.

It's the final weapons build between the two standing smiths at their home forges and then the tests that are performed on their weapons/blades that keeps me tuned it. I DVR the show and much of the time fast-forward right to this final challenge.

Look for the episodes where past champions battle the judges, as the those shows are mostly solid throughout. J. Neilson (one of the judges) is a beast, a dick no doubt, but a beast. The way he asks "are you ready" and the contestant says, in a not too confident manner, "I guess so" and J. Neison comes back with "well, I'm going to anyway"... never gets old.

[Cause]

Yip but that’s excavtly my point if you only enjoy half the show, retool the show. I doubt we are the minority.

Crazy idea. Start with 2 days at your own forge to make a knife. Make the parameters very specific. Make the test much more grueling but let’s see four awesome knives go head to head. Than the winning two can make a battle axe, same thing.

Have episodes were we skip the knife part entirely and just give four people five days to make a longsword. Tell them the test in advanced and let’s see what different things people do to get ready. If you know you have to chop through a shield will you make it heavier and sturdier and sacrifice the sharpness. Maybe have experts make a breastplate. It’s getting old is all

It’s fun to watch and I know the appeal of it to the history channel is probably just how cheap it is to produce but it could be so much better.

[Malankazooie]

Agree with all of that. I would be all in for the show to change up the format. As you say, the way the show is designed probably makes it really cheap to produce, so I'm guessing if they continue hitting some level of ratings it will continue on as it is. I think will it drop in ratings eventually enough were the show is cancelled, instead of any dramatic change or retooling of the current format. I do hope they continue with the special shows like the judges challenge and such. Although the movie/television tie-in shows have been a disaster.

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Crazy idea. Start with 2 days at your own forge to make a knife. Make the parameters very specific. Make the test much more grueling but let's see four awesome knives go head to head. Than the winning two can make a battle axe, same thing.

The battle the judges episodes sort of used that idea - forge a weapon at home forge prior to the competition proper. They were beautiful blades and had to be a blast to wield.

[paran falcon]

Malankazooie, on 19 November 2020 - 02:06 AM, said:

Fuck you Grady Powell! Fuckin' chubby Captain America looking bitch. This shit better be temporary. If I tune in next week and I see fat Chris Evans I'm Audi 5000.

Lol. Finally watched the episode. I've never been a huge fan of Wil Willis, in fact, I rather disliked him for a while. But his absence was QUITE jarring, I agree, though I didn't hate the replacement as much as you seem to. If you're referring to the scar faced Hydra goon from the elevator scene in Winter Soldier, he kinda looks like that guy, now that I think about it.

The earlier seasons of FoF seemed to draw lesser skilled smiths more often than the later seasons, if I recall correctly. But there is no doubt that the Beat the Judges version of the show is by far the best.

[Malankazooie]

paran falcon, on 21 November 2020 - 02:00 PM, said:

Malankazooie, on 19 November 2020 - 02:06 AM, said:

Fuck you Grady Powell! Fuckin' chubby Captain America looking bitch. This shit better be temporary. If I tune in next week and I see fat Chris Evans I'm Audi 5000.

Lol. Finally watched the episode. I've never been a huge fan of Wil Willis, in fact, I rather disliked him for a while. But his absence was QUITE jarring, I agree, though I didn't hate the replacement as much as you seem to. If you're referring to the scar faced Hydra goon from the elevator scene in Winter Soldier, he kinda looks like that guy, now that I think about it.

The earlier seasons of FoF seemed to draw lesser skilled smiths more often than the later seasons, if I recall correctly. But there is no doubt that the Beat the Judges version of the show is by far the best.

He looks like chubby Chris Evans (aka fat Captain America).

Wil Willis has mannerisms that grate on me and I find irritating, no doubt. His McConaughey "alright-alright-alright" over used got to. He will do that swagger walk when he approaches a contestant (after meeting with the judges) to tell them they are to leave the forge immediately. And he always is wearing Chuck Taylor style Converse sneakers. But, Willis has a definite command and rapport with the judges and also is better with the contestants. Now mind you, chubby Chris Evans is only one show in, so we'll see if he gets more comfortable, but that first show was not good for him, imo.

[Malankazooie]

Ugh, watched the latest episode. He is terrible, bring back Wil Willis please. Final weapon was pretty badass though.

[Malankazooie]

First episode this season where J. Neilson appears. Was looking for any indication he didn't like fat Captain America. I couldn't really tell, but chubby Chris Evans' attempt at being witty is falling flat. It was good to see J. back in his ol' asshole form and putting the fear of max agro weapon abuse into the contestants.

Final weapon was pretty bad ass - a honkin' huge ass claymore. The show title is "The Giant Sword of William Wallace." Is that a double entendre about his penis size? And to beat it all (see what I did there), Doug made a comment - "lets talk about your blade here, a pocket knife it is not" - after cutting in half a boar's carcass. Oh My!

[paran falcon]

Malankazooie, on 18 December 2020 - 04:16 AM, said:

First episode this season where J. Neilson appears. Was looking for any indication he didn't like fat Captain America. I couldn't really tell, but chubby Chris Evans' attempt at being witty is falling flat. It was good to see J. back in his ol' asshole form and putting the fear of max agro weapon abuse into the contestants.

Final weapon was pretty bad ass - a honkin' huge ass claymore. The show title is "The Giant Sword of William Wallace." Is that a double entendre about his penis size? And to beat it all (see what I did there), Doug made a comment - "lets talk about your blade here, a pocket knife it is not" - after cutting in half a boar's carcass. Oh My!

Well, if I'm not mistaken, William Wallace was well over 6 feet tall so make of that what you will...
Haven't seen it yet but I'll be very interested in how claymores hold up. Pretty sure they've done a traditional claymore (the exceptionally long version, not the shorter, basket hilt kind) before and I don't think either one completed the final challenges? Or at least, both took significant damage?

[Malankazooie]

paran falcon, on 18 December 2020 - 01:47 PM, said:

Malankazooie, on 18 December 2020 - 04:16 AM, said:

First episode this season where J. Neilson appears. Was looking for any indication he didn't like fat Captain America. I couldn't really tell, but chubby Chris Evans' attempt at being witty is falling flat. It was good to see J. back in his ol' asshole form and putting the fear of max agro weapon abuse into the contestants.

Final weapon was pretty bad ass - a honkin' huge ass claymore. The show title is "The Giant Sword of William Wallace." Is that a double entendre about his penis size? And to beat it all (see what I did there), Doug made a comment - "lets talk about your blade here, a pocket knife it is not" - after cutting in half a boar's carcass. Oh My!

Well, if I'm not mistaken, William Wallace was well over 6 feet tall so make of that what you will...
Haven't seen it yet but I'll be very interested in how claymores hold up. Pretty sure they've done a traditional claymore (the exceptionally long version, not the shorter, basket hilt kind) before and I don't think either one completed the final challenges? Or at least, both took significant damage?

I don't recall how the previous claymore challenge went. This one is worth checking out.

The show seems to have gone with the 'contestants must know how to do basic math' approach the last few episodes. Last episode I recall they had to incorporate weighing out their raw materials and in this one they had to make a dagger that was 1/5th scale of the honkin' huge ass one they used for reference.

[Briar King]

I did something today I don’t believe I’ve ever done with this show and wouldn’t have done under normal circumstances. Had last 2 eps to watch on my dvr which I technically did only in FF mode to kill test then again to winners. My dvr is only one set up in house while it’s getting fixed up and it’s filling up fast supporting 2 viewers lol. Had to make room and I don’t feel like I even missed anything really zipping through them.

[Malankazooie]

Hey @paran falcon, programming heads up dude. The next episode is titled "Judges' Home Forge Battle"

Description of the episode: "For the first time, judges Ben Abbott, J. Neilson and David Baker are thrown into the fire for a grueling home forge battle against each other."

Hope it is a good one. We'll get to see the base of operations for these guys. Hopefully we'll get a tour of their work area. That's probably wishful thinking, but it will be cool to see them work at their home shops.

[paran falcon]

Malankazooie, on 30 December 2020 - 07:11 AM, said:

Hey @paran falcon, programming heads up dude. The next episode is titled "Judges' Home Forge Battle"

Description of the episode: "For the first time, judges Ben Abbott, J. Neilson and David Baker are thrown into the fire for a grueling home forge battle against each other."

Hope it is a good one. We'll get to see the base of operations for these guys. Hopefully we'll get a tour of their work area. That's probably wishful thinking, but it will be cool to see them work at their home shops.

Now that should be very interesting!

[Malankazooie]

That was a cool episode. No declared winner, but I think most would agree: Ben > Dave > J.

Hope they do another one like that sometime. Oh, and was Ben making a statement with his shirt? It having a quote from Wil Willis. Maybe just nod to Wil's personal swag he sells and nothing more. Just got me thinking it could be more to it though.

[Malankazooie]

Bummed that Doug wasn't in the episode though. Would have loved to see him wield those masterpieces, especially Ben's.