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#1 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 30 May 2015 - 11:02 AM

Here is the list of items/roles/parodies that can/will be awarded.

ITEMS
The Sword of Damocles – Choose a player and a detailed posting condition and send it to Path-Shaper. If that player meets that posting condition, the sword falls and kills them that night. The condition may not be based on a number of posts – example: “After 3 posts they die” or “Next time they post, they die.” The condition may also not be based on word choice(s) – example: “If they start a sentence with a noun” or “If they use the word ‘the’”. An acceptable condition would be something like “If so-and-so posts 2nd to last on page 7…”

ACME Delivery – Create a fake ability and a posting condition and send it to Path-Shaper. If a player meets that posting condition, they will receive the ability you created. However, it is not a real ability and will fail every time they try to use it.

The Monocle of Foresight – Choose a player. You will learn of one ability they will be capable of performing during the following night. This does not work on items.

The Emperor’s New Clothes – Choose a player. When they next submit an ability or item use to PS, that person and their action will be announced publicly on thread.

Gauntlets of Chaos – Choose a player. Choose one of the following: Ability, Item, Allegiance. Whatever ability/item/allegiance you have will be switched with that player’s. If you do not have any Ability/Item/Allegiance yourself, you may gain one. After one use, the Gauntlets are destroyed.

NyQuil – Your bottle of green death contains 3 doses. Choose a player – they fall into a NyQuil induced coma and can perform no actions during the Night.

Girdle of Femininity/Masculinity – Choose a player. Their allegiance will change to the opposite of whatever they are, town-scum, scum-town. This does not affect factions.

Giant Foam Finger – When wearing this, nothing can make you betray your allegiance. Just inform PS when you wish to put it on or take it off. If you change sides at any point, you lose the Finger.

Ziggy - Use Ziggy to find out every action performed that night. You will not be informed WHO performed the action. Ziggy is twitchy, and needs a good slapping so it works only every other night.

Creepy Doll - Target a player. They will wake up with the letters MUR scratched on their face (announced on thread). The following night they will then die, and YOU will wake up with DER scratched on your face. You die the following night. BPs cannot stop Creepy Doll.

Enigma Machine - You can decode the identity (allegiance) of any player. The machine breaks after 1 use.


ABILITIES
Item Finder – find out if target possesses an item.
Item recycler – Any lost or forfeited items will become yours.
Cutpurse – Target loses any items they possess. Unused items go back into the pool that day.
BP
LP
Kill (become scum)
Recruit (become cult leader)
Heal
Cloak Other
Symp


PARODIES – if not performed, an ability or item will be forfeited. If no item/role is held yet, they cannot gain one the following day.
Wiseass – For the remainder of day, posts may be only one line.
Heavyman – For the rest of the day, everything is very very serious. No joking. No lightheartedness.
Prosecutor – Every post must contain some sort of accusation (not necessarily at the same person).
Spy – At least once today, find an obscure post to bring into evidence.
Obsessive Compulsive – You must answer every question for the rest of the day, real/rhetorical or in jest.
Bad Cop – Choose someone and lean on them, hard.
Time Traveler – Divide the next 32 hours into four 8 hour sections. Post at least once in each section of time.
Meticulous – Make a comment about everyone still alive in the game before time out. This can be in a single post or series of posts.
DerpDerpDerp – You lose one item you possess.

This post has been edited by Path-Shaper: 01 June 2015 - 11:10 PM

You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
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Posted 30 May 2015 - 11:18 AM

General rules about possession:

There are NO limits. One person can theoretically hold all abilities and items simultaneously.

At the beginning of each day, 2 items and 2 parodies will be chosen at random and become available.

The "Kill" ability will be awarded without fail on the first and second days and become inactive after that.
The "Recruit" ability will become available Day 1 and Day 2, but may or may not be awarded.
*If there are no "leaders", "Join Team" does not become available.
I got rid of the faction part as it was too confusing.

The following abilities become available randomly either singly or in pairs each day:

Item Finder – find out if target possesses an item.
Item recycler – Any lost or forfeited items will become yours.
Cutpurse – Target loses any items they possess.
BP
LP
Heal
Cloak Other

This post has been edited by Path-Shaper: 05 June 2015 - 03:45 PM

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Posted 30 May 2015 - 11:41 AM

TREAT ALL PS POSTS AS IF THEY DONT EXIST.

DAY 1 AVAILABLES (All awards are randomly chosen from the lists, as are their corresponding conditions from the master list)

Abilities
Kill - Second Person to Post on Page 2 if game is slow. Page 3 if game starts spammy fast (more than 3 pages in the first 8 hours). KESSOBAHN
Recruit - If someone posts 3 times in a row, the NEXT person to c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker becomes cult leader. LOCK
Item Finder - First person to vote after Scum ability has been announced as "awarded" OKAROS

Items
<beginning of day>
The Monocle of Foresight - Awarded for an admitted OMGUS vote.
<halfway through>
Giant Foam Finger - Awarded for Voting for more than 2 different people. BENDAL HOME

Parodies
Obsessive Compulsive - Anyone who accuses another person of "SPAM". (Must say the word spam or iteration of) BENDAL HOME
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Day 2

Roles

Heal First to mention Dragonsecks (Day 2)
Item Recycler Last person on the vote train. If no one is lynched, last on longest train. (Day 2) Fandaray (end of day)
Kill First person to vote anyone with an item or role. (Day 2)


Items
<beginning of day>
Nyquil First person to ask PS a direct question on thread. KESSOBAHN
Sword of Damocles Anyone who posts on exactly 7 past the hour (any hour). Bendal Home

<halfway through>

Enigma Machine First to reach 13 posts after item is first offered (based on PS's post, not the 8 hour announcement) BENDAL HOME

Parodies
Heavyman First person to BE voted. OMTOSE
Prosecutor Anyone who speculates there might be additional "hidden" roles not mentioned in any of PS's rules or posts.
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Day 3

Items Available at Start of Day

Ziggy - Use Ziggy to find out every action performed that night. You will not be informed WHO performed the action. Ziggy is twitchy, and needs a good slapping so it works only every other night. First person to mention an actual assigned killer in a post, any reference Denesmet

Creepy Doll - Target a player. They will wake up with the letters MUR scratched on their face (announced on thread). The following night they will then die, and YOU will wake up with DER scratched on your face. You die the following night. BPs cannot stop Creepy Doll. First person to complain about not receiving any goodies

Halfway through:

Gauntlets of Chaos – Choose a player. Choose one of the following: Ability, Item, Allegiance. Whatever ability/item/allegiance you have will be switched with that player’s. If you do not have any Ability/Item/Allegiance yourself, you may gain one. After one use, the Gauntlets are destroyed. First person to post an image. Tholen

Roles:

Killer (if not assigned Day 2) First person to make reference to a Mafia player not involved in the current game
Symp Any false reveal or hinting at hidden powers/items that DONT exist, wins this role

Parodies

Prosecutor – Every post must contain some sort of accusation (not necessarily at the same person). Anyone who speculates there might be additional "hidden" roles not mentioned in any of PS's rules or posts.

Spy – At least once today, find an obscure post to bring into evidence. ALT someone, correctly or incorrectly
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Day 4

Roles:

Killer - First to lay a vote and then Remove Vote as the same or the very next post.Changed because it randomly assigned somethign Waaaaay to easy. "The current killer mentions you." That was better assigned to a different role... Gait
BP - Vote 3 or more different people.

Items:

Acme Delivery - Post exactly 13 times in any 8 hour period.
Creepy Doll - Be the first to use the words Kill and Recruit in the same sentence.

Halfway through:

Monocle of Foreskin - Be accused of "Playing Smooth" (or some approximation thereof, like "Smoothly" "not making waves" etc. Omtose

Parodies:

Meticulous - Fail to Vote during the first 16 hours but have posted on thread. Random number will assign this if more than one person qualifies. Lock
Bad Cop - Mention non alt-names of at least 2 forum people, mafia players or not. Example: "Bubba" and "Tattersail"
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Day 5

ACME Delivery – First to state "WIFOM" Gait

The Emperor’s New Clothes – First to Vote failing to Remove Vote first. Eloth

Halfway through: Sword of Damocles - Talk about their real life outside of the game. Denesmet

BP - Get into a pissing match complete with back-and-forth with just one person.
Cutpurse - Get into a pissing match complete with back-and-forth with just one person.

(ooo, was waiting for that posting rule)

Bad Cop – Post only a "checking in" or "to avoid modkill" post. Serc
Spy – Mention someone who was lynched. (so..fanderay) Gait
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Day 6

BP - Mention the possibility of Killer being recruited.
Healer - Quotes post with no comment.

Creepy Doll - Ask for it.

DerpDerpDerp - Make some reference (or photo) to a common internet Meme.
Wiseass - Vote with first post of the day.

This post has been edited by Path-Shaper: 11 June 2015 - 02:28 PM

You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
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Posted 30 May 2015 - 12:16 PM

Current Roles

Killer - Kessobahn
Cult Leader - Lock
Killer - Gait
Item Finder - Okaros
Item Recycler - Fanderay

Current Items Held

Foam Finger - Bendal
Gauntlets - Tholen
NyQuil - Kesso
Ziggy - Denesmet
Monocle - Omtose

Current Parodies
Bad Cop - Serc

This post has been edited by Path-Shaper: 10 June 2015 - 11:32 AM

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 08:02 AM

Blend Kessobahn pickyKilled Night 7
HiddenOne Serc spicyLynched Day 6
Tattersail Fanderay mossy Killed Night 3
Gnaw Okaros furry Killed Night 2
Nicodimas Omtose pithyLynched Day 7
King Lear Eloth miserly
ADemonLlama! Hood's Path lively Killed Night 1
TheUnfound Shadow hastilyKilled Night 8
Messremb Bendal Home wildly
Andorion Silanah ably Modkilled by request Day 2
Khell Denesmet swimmingly Killed Night 5
Bubba Ultama - swiftly Lynched Day 3
Vengeance Lock – hotlylLynched Day 8
Ashes Tholen - puffilyKilled Night 6
InaneBabble Gait - toughlyLynched Day 9

Player switch
Starling Brujah Grasp - 111 Killed Night 4

Town: Shadow, Bendal
Cult: Lock, Eloth
Killer: Gait

This post has been edited by Path-Shaper: 23 June 2015 - 01:13 PM

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Posted 01 June 2015 - 01:16 PM

LOL at Gait/Denesmet coming SO CLOSE to earning the Recruiter Role, except they've got either 2 or 4 posts in a row instead of 3...

Also, Gait could have earned the Foam Finger...except it's not available yet. :)
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Posted 01 June 2015 - 01:30 PM

Gait gets the killer role, unless we roll to Page 3 before 8 hours are up, which seems highly likely...
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Posted 01 June 2015 - 01:34 PM

BOOM: Bendal Home gets awarded the first parody: "Obsessive Compulsive – You must answer every question for the rest of the day, real/rhetorical or in jest."

View PostBendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 01:29 PM, said:

Someone's feeling spammy today.

Thread didn't wait for me to get up before opening, I'm disappointed.


Messremb gonna hate me.

Kesso/Blend is the first Killer.

Page 3, Bendal Posts 3 times in a row and then Lock/Venge CCCCCCOmbo breaks to become the Recruiter. He's gonna love me....maybe.

This post has been edited by Path-Shaper: 01 June 2015 - 01:47 PM

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Posted 01 June 2015 - 02:05 PM

And for what it's worth, I have actually laughed out loud 4 times in the first 3 pages. Usually only D'rek makes me laugh out loud.


ETA: another one :)

View PostBendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 02:15 PM, said:

View PostKessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 02:13 PM, said:

View PostBendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 02:11 PM, said:

Who is up for the inevitably required posting in every hour for Day 1 to get the Predator role?


That'd be Khell - he's the crazy one.

Me, I have my 8 hour-a-day-or-so posting window while I'm at work. I rarely sit at my computer at home.


Do you sit on your phone and get people to call you?

This post has been edited by Path-Shaper: 01 June 2015 - 02:17 PM

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 01:20 AM

Going to post this from my phone when its time, so putting this here to make copy-paste easy.

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16 hours have passed on Day 1 and we have....

Roles awarded: Cult Recruiter, Killer

Items awarded: None

Parodies awarded: Obsessive Compulsive has been awarded to one (1) player.

NEW ITEM AVAILABLE (any previous items not awarded are still available as well)

Giant Foam #1 Finger – When wearing this, nothing can make you betray your allegiance. Just inform PS when you wish to put it on or take it off. If you change sides at any point, you lose the Finger.
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Posted 02 June 2015 - 04:45 AM

Okaros has just earned the Item Finder Role. (Meaning he is a Finder, but for items, not roles)

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You are now an Item Finder.

As a Night Action, submit the name of a player. If that player has an item, you will be told what item they possess. If they possess more than one item, you will be told of the number of items possessed, but only the name of 1 of those items.

This post has been edited by Path-Shaper: 02 June 2015 - 12:43 PM

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 01:05 PM

Lock, on 02 June 2015 - 01:02 PM, said:

Recruit Kesso

Please thank you. :)



Killer Cult team! Yikes...
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Posted 02 June 2015 - 02:35 PM

Congrats Bendal, you voted for 2 different people so you get the Giant Foam Finger! Finally the spam pays off?

If you aren't lynched today and lose it, that is.
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Posted 02 June 2015 - 02:39 PM

Kessobahn, on 02 June 2015 - 02:34 PM, said:

I think I still have time before day times out, so kill, uh, Hood's Path.

Sorry, I'm slammed at work today, so my on thread presence will, unfortunately, be a little low today. I'll be back at it tomorrow, though!



HP to die. For now.
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Posted 02 June 2015 - 09:31 PM

Well, THAT's just damn Lucky of Blend. He is Killer, and he gets the NyQuil!

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Nyquil First person to ask PS a direct question on thread.


View PostKessobahn, on 02 June 2015 - 09:21 PM, said:

View PostPath-Shaper, on 02 June 2015 - 09:19 PM, said:

It is Day 1.
Day 1 is Over.

The recruits yammered. Or rather, one recruit yammered while the others tried to get a word in edgewise. In the end, they couldn't come to a consensus about which recruit needed to be booted, and all decided to be weak and go to bed.

Tomorrow was another day, after all.

Unless you're Hood's Path.

16 players are hanging out.

Bendal Home, Denesmet, Eloth, Fanderay, Gait, Grasp, Hood's Path, Kessobahn, Lock, Okaros Omtose, Serc, Silanah, Shadow, Tholen, Ultama

7 votes Gait: Fanderay, Shadow, Hood's Path, Bendal Home, Kesso, Tholen, Lock
2 votes Bendal Home: Gait, Okaros
1 vote Kessobahn: Denesmet


Players not voting:

Eloth, Grasp, Omtose, Serc, Silanah, Ultama

Hood's Path Wakes up Dead. He was ADemonLlama and an ordinary recruit.

The Monocle disappeared without having been claimed, but you search HP's body frantically for the Giant Foam Finger. He didn't have it.


So just to be clear, we're all considered recruits? Like, just cause you said HP was a recruit, doesn't mean that he got recruited by the Cult Leader?


Omtose is the first voted, so he gets to be HeavyMan. :p

This post has been edited by Path-Shaper: 03 June 2015 - 03:47 AM

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Posted 03 June 2015 - 03:17 AM

Good heavens, people are posting at 6 past and 8 past the hour, SO CLOSE to getting the Sword of Damocles.

Due to a family issue Andorian has asked for Modkill, and Brujah may come on to replace Starling, who has reached ModKill timing.
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Posted 03 June 2015 - 05:13 AM

5:05, they missed it again! (rofl)

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Posted 03 June 2015 - 12:26 PM

Bendal Home earns the Enigma Machine. No surprise there.
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Posted 03 June 2015 - 12:58 PM

View PostGait, on 03 June 2015 - 12:49 PM, said:

I am now of the opinion that the awards are handed out for esoteric or happenstance conditions for our posts. Can't believe that all that yesterday didn't get me anything, keep trying to remember to make a post at exactly :00 :01 :30 and :45 of the hour but keep forgetting and missing it.


Right idea! Getting close to the last chance this 8 hour period for the Sword. 07 people, 07.

And for the record, Bendal's Spam has paid off. It netted him one paroday, and 2 items.

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Posted 04 June 2015 - 04:07 AM

Not sure why gnaw revealed Item Finder, it just made him a target. Kesso kills Gnaw and gets recruited. Cult Killer, this gonna be tough for town.
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