[Pallid]

Tellan, on 12 January 2015 - 07:53 PM, said:

I wonder what the feds would offer for patriotic human help?

2% tax breaks?

[Tellan]

Not implied at all. They pretend we don't exist and treat us like shit when they deign to acknowledge that we do.

Now they need us. Let's find out how badly they need us.

[Rikkter]

Well, this got gross quickly. I'll return later, I think.

[Tellan]

Rikkter, on 12 January 2015 - 08:17 PM, said:

Well, this got gross quickly. I'll return later, I think.

Deals are gross? Or you just quit reading at the frozen ping pong balls?

[Spite]

Tellan, on 12 January 2015 - 08:12 PM, said:

Not implied at all. They pretend we don't exist and treat us like shit when they deign to acknowledge that we do.

Now they need us. Let's find out how badly they need us.

That's a difference. They need us and us not-so-much!!! /yawns

[Pallid]

Tellan, on 12 January 2015 - 08:12 PM, said:

Not implied at all. They pretend we don't exist and treat us like shit when they deign to acknowledge that we do.

Now they need us. Let's find out how badly they need us.

Wouldn't you like to know,

[Tellan]

Pallid, on 12 January 2015 - 08:27 PM, said:

Tellan, on 12 January 2015 - 08:12 PM, said:

Not implied at all. They pretend we don't exist and treat us like shit when they deign to acknowledge that we do.

Now they need us. Let's find out how badly they need us.

Wouldn't you like to know,

Indeed we would

[Korbas]

TENNES, I ORDER YOU TO FINISH EACH POST WITH THE WORD POW! FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.

[Korbas]

Pallid, on 12 January 2015 - 07:01 PM, said:

Tennes, on 12 January 2015 - 06:33 PM, said:

Pallid, on 12 January 2015 - 04:21 PM, said:

Tennes, on 12 January 2015 - 03:39 PM, said:

Pallid, on 12 January 2015 - 03:29 PM, said:

Tiamatha, on 12 January 2015 - 02:54 PM, said:

Oh glorious Pallid, praise be to thine bag o' dicks on which you dine for allowing you to exist this glorious morning.

Ah, dearest peon, you appear to be misinformed, or perhaps it is your natural ignorance. I am not the Sun, although we are related. I am merely a ruler of the life-giving Summer, that which grant you the crops on which you rely for sustenance, among with myriads of other tangible benefits.

Blowjobs? Are you giving out blowjobs? Promises of Crops isn't going to cut it. I have seen what Monsanto can do. I just want to make sure that I have all of the various promises laid out in front of me before I make a decision.

My daughter may be of some assistance in that matter, but I'm afraid you wouldn't survive the experience, mortal. She'd be too hot for you,

Korbas, on 12 January 2015 - 05:14 PM, said:

Tennes, on 12 January 2015 - 03:50 PM, said:

Korbas, on 12 January 2015 - 03:44 PM, said:

Mother fucking Queen of Darkness. Eat your heart out people.Hey Summer, why don't cha go and freeze some huh?I got me some snow balls you can lick and freeze your tongue on

Your changing your sex??? Listen I don't know how I feel about that. I am not a conservative kind of guy but that is a little weird.

Who says they are my balls? Meet the next Brother Gruff

Listen you dimwitted manifestations of climate based religious orgasmic ecstasy. You want to recruit us. Thus it is in your benefit to bribe and conjole us into joining one of your sides. Sure once we are on your respective teams and give a shit about what you need. Then you can abuse us. Until then pucker up buttercups and let the sweet serenades begin. In the words of Tallahassee it is time to nut up or shut up.

?
I offer you eternal summer when chicks can't bear to wear anything but bikinis, ever.
And that's just for starters.

Who wants to have sex when they are all too hot and sweaty and smell? Isn't there more carnal activities on a cold winter night?

I'm offering nothing. You get nothing from me. You got to give it to me.

[Pallid]

Korbas, on 12 January 2015 - 08:58 PM, said:

Pallid, on 12 January 2015 - 07:01 PM, said:

Tennes, on 12 January 2015 - 06:33 PM, said:

Pallid, on 12 January 2015 - 04:21 PM, said:

Tennes, on 12 January 2015 - 03:39 PM, said:

Pallid, on 12 January 2015 - 03:29 PM, said:

Tiamatha, on 12 January 2015 - 02:54 PM, said:

Oh glorious Pallid, praise be to thine bag o' dicks on which you dine for allowing you to exist this glorious morning.

Ah, dearest peon, you appear to be misinformed, or perhaps it is your natural ignorance. I am not the Sun, although we are related. I am merely a ruler of the life-giving Summer, that which grant you the crops on which you rely for sustenance, among with myriads of other tangible benefits.

Blowjobs? Are you giving out blowjobs? Promises of Crops isn't going to cut it. I have seen what Monsanto can do. I just want to make sure that I have all of the various promises laid out in front of me before I make a decision.

My daughter may be of some assistance in that matter, but I'm afraid you wouldn't survive the experience, mortal. She'd be too hot for you,

Korbas, on 12 January 2015 - 05:14 PM, said:

Tennes, on 12 January 2015 - 03:50 PM, said:

Korbas, on 12 January 2015 - 03:44 PM, said:

Mother fucking Queen of Darkness. Eat your heart out people.Hey Summer, why don't cha go and freeze some huh?I got me some snow balls you can lick and freeze your tongue on

Your changing your sex??? Listen I don't know how I feel about that. I am not a conservative kind of guy but that is a little weird.

Who says they are my balls? Meet the next Brother Gruff

Listen you dimwitted manifestations of climate based religious orgasmic ecstasy. You want to recruit us. Thus it is in your benefit to bribe and conjole us into joining one of your sides. Sure once we are on your respective teams and give a shit about what you need. Then you can abuse us. Until then pucker up buttercups and let the sweet serenades begin. In the words of Tallahassee it is time to nut up or shut up.

?
I offer you eternal summer when chicks can't bear to wear anything but bikinis, ever.
And that's just for starters.

Who wants to have sex when they are all too hot and sweaty and smell? Isn't there more carnal activities on a cold winter night?

I'm offering nothing. You get nothing from me. You got to give it to me.

First off, eternal summer doesn't mean there's no shade, :B

Secondly, we all know you offer frigid death. You're the queen of darkness, ffs!

[Pallid]

Bah, smiley fail.

The remark about the shade should end thusly

[Tennes]

I feel that we are getting away from Summer and Winter offering incentives for recruitment.

[Spite]

Korbas, on 12 January 2015 - 08:58 PM, said:

Pallid, on 12 January 2015 - 07:01 PM, said:

Tennes, on 12 January 2015 - 06:33 PM, said:

Pallid, on 12 January 2015 - 04:21 PM, said:

Tennes, on 12 January 2015 - 03:39 PM, said:

Pallid, on 12 January 2015 - 03:29 PM, said:

Tiamatha, on 12 January 2015 - 02:54 PM, said:

Oh glorious Pallid, praise be to thine bag o' dicks on which you dine for allowing you to exist this glorious morning.

Ah, dearest peon, you appear to be misinformed, or perhaps it is your natural ignorance. I am not the Sun, although we are related. I am merely a ruler of the life-giving Summer, that which grant you the crops on which you rely for sustenance, among with myriads of other tangible benefits.

Blowjobs? Are you giving out blowjobs? Promises of Crops isn't going to cut it. I have seen what Monsanto can do. I just want to make sure that I have all of the various promises laid out in front of me before I make a decision.

My daughter may be of some assistance in that matter, but I'm afraid you wouldn't survive the experience, mortal. She'd be too hot for you,

Korbas, on 12 January 2015 - 05:14 PM, said:

Tennes, on 12 January 2015 - 03:50 PM, said:

Korbas, on 12 January 2015 - 03:44 PM, said:

Mother fucking Queen of Darkness. Eat your heart out people.Hey Summer, why don't cha go and freeze some huh?I got me some snow balls you can lick and freeze your tongue on

Your changing your sex??? Listen I don't know how I feel about that. I am not a conservative kind of guy but that is a little weird.

Who says they are my balls? Meet the next Brother Gruff

Listen you dimwitted manifestations of climate based religious orgasmic ecstasy. You want to recruit us. Thus it is in your benefit to bribe and conjole us into joining one of your sides. Sure once we are on your respective teams and give a shit about what you need. Then you can abuse us. Until then pucker up buttercups and let the sweet serenades begin. In the words of Tallahassee it is time to nut up or shut up.

?
I offer you eternal summer when chicks can't bear to wear anything but bikinis, ever.
And that's just for starters.

Who wants to have sex when they are all too hot and sweaty and smell? Isn't there more carnal activities on a cold winter night?

I'm offering nothing. You get nothing from me. You got to give it to me.

Just me, but based off this post, are you really implying you are the power-bottom then?

Interesting, who would have known!

[Tennes]

Korbas, on 12 January 2015 - 08:54 PM, said:

TENNES, I ORDER YOU TO FINISH EACH POST WITH THE WORD POW! FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.

Your are retarded moron Pow!

[Tennes]

Korbas, on 12 January 2015 - 08:54 PM, said:

TENNES, I ORDER YOU TO FINISH EACH POST WITH THE WORD POW! FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.

You like to suck donkey balls. Pow!

[Tennes]

Korbas, on 12 January 2015 - 08:54 PM, said:

TENNES, I ORDER YOU TO FINISH EACH POST WITH THE WORD POW! FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.

Your mother mated with a chimp that is why you such a frosty bitch. The only way that you can get laid is to blackmail someone into having hate sex with you. Pow!

[Tellan]

Tennes, on 12 January 2015 - 09:15 PM, said:

I feel that we are getting away from Summer and Winter offering incentives for recruitment.

Did you forget the 'pow', not see the 'pow' post, or does that mean Tiamatha is a one punch chump?

[Tellan]

Ah. nvm.

[Korbas]

Tennes, on 12 January 2015 - 09:17 PM, said:

Korbas, on 12 January 2015 - 08:54 PM, said:

TENNES, I ORDER YOU TO FINISH EACH POST WITH THE WORD POW! FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.

Your are retarded moron Pow!

Tennes, on 12 January 2015 - 09:19 PM, said:

Korbas, on 12 January 2015 - 08:54 PM, said:

TENNES, I ORDER YOU TO FINISH EACH POST WITH THE WORD POW! FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.

You like to suck donkey balls. Pow!

Tennes, on 12 January 2015 - 09:20 PM, said:

Korbas, on 12 January 2015 - 08:54 PM, said:

TENNES, I ORDER YOU TO FINISH EACH POST WITH THE WORD POW! FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.

Your mother mated with a chimp that is why you such a frosty bitch. The only way that you can get laid is to blackmail someone into having hate sex with you. Pow!

Every. Single. Post.


POW! 😈

[Tellan]

Korbas, on 12 January 2015 - 09:22 PM, said:

Every. Single. Post.


POW! 😈

Has anyone ever mentioned to you that you lack imagination?

Pictures and pows. Comic books much?