[Tiamatha]

Korbas, on 12 January 2015 - 03:45 PM, said:

TIAMATHA, I ORDER YOU TO SPEAK ONLY IN PICTURES FOR THE REST OF THE DAY

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[Omtose]

Winter is a state of mind

[Korbas]

Tennes, on 12 January 2015 - 03:50 PM, said:

Korbas, on 12 January 2015 - 03:44 PM, said:

Mother fucking Queen of Darkness. Eat your heart out people.

Hey Summer, why don't cha go and freeze some huh?

I got me some snow balls you can lick and freeze your tongue on

Your changing your sex???

Listen I don't know how I feel about that. I am not a conservative kind of guy but that is a little weird.

Who says they are my balls?

Meet the next Brother Gruff

[Korlat]

Hey. Checking In.

[Tellan]

Tennes, on 12 January 2015 - 03:39 PM, said:

Promises of Crops isn't going to cut it. I have seen what Monsanto can do.

I was drinking coffee when I read that. damn you

[Tellan]

Path-Shaper, on 12 January 2015 - 04:59 AM, said:

They are offering prime places in their courts for any who declare for them and help drive out the hated enemy.

Feel free to PM me you offers oh almighty needy ones.

[Tellan]

Korbas, on 12 January 2015 - 05:14 PM, said:

Tennes, on 12 January 2015 - 03:50 PM, said:

Korbas, on 12 January 2015 - 03:44 PM, said:

Mother fucking Queen of Darkness. Eat your heart out people.

Hey Summer, why don't cha go and freeze some huh?

I got me some snow balls you can lick and freeze your tongue on

Your changing your sex???

Listen I don't know how I feel about that. I am not a conservative kind of guy but that is a little weird.

Who says they are my balls?

Meet the next Brother Gruff

Ping Pong balls don't count

[Tennes]

Pallid, on 12 January 2015 - 04:21 PM, said:

Tennes, on 12 January 2015 - 03:39 PM, said:

Pallid, on 12 January 2015 - 03:29 PM, said:

Tiamatha, on 12 January 2015 - 02:54 PM, said:

Oh glorious Pallid, praise be to thine bag o' dicks on which you dine for allowing you to exist this glorious morning.

Ah, dearest peon, you appear to be misinformed, or perhaps it is your natural ignorance. I am not the Sun, although we are related. I am merely a ruler of the life-giving Summer, that which grant you the crops on which you rely for sustenance, among with myriads of other tangible benefits.

Blowjobs? Are you giving out blowjobs? Promises of Crops isn't going to cut it. I have seen what Monsanto can do. I just want to make sure that I have all of the various promises laid out in front of me before I make a decision.

My daughter may be of some assistance in that matter, but I'm afraid you wouldn't survive the experience, mortal. She'd be too hot for you,

Korbas, on 12 January 2015 - 05:14 PM, said:

Tennes, on 12 January 2015 - 03:50 PM, said:

Korbas, on 12 January 2015 - 03:44 PM, said:

Mother fucking Queen of Darkness. Eat your heart out people.Hey Summer, why don't cha go and freeze some huh?I got me some snow balls you can lick and freeze your tongue on

Your changing your sex??? Listen I don't know how I feel about that. I am not a conservative kind of guy but that is a little weird.

Who says they are my balls? Meet the next Brother Gruff

Listen you dimwitted manifestations of climate based religious orgasmic ecstasy. You want to recruit us. Thus it is in your benefit to bribe and conjole us into joining one of your sides. Sure once we are on your respective teams and give a shit about what you need. Then you can abuse us. Until then pucker up buttercups and let the sweet serenades begin. In the words of Tallahassee it is time to nut up or shut up.

[Pallid]

Tennes, on 12 January 2015 - 06:33 PM, said:

Pallid, on 12 January 2015 - 04:21 PM, said:

Tennes, on 12 January 2015 - 03:39 PM, said:

Pallid, on 12 January 2015 - 03:29 PM, said:

Tiamatha, on 12 January 2015 - 02:54 PM, said:

Oh glorious Pallid, praise be to thine bag o' dicks on which you dine for allowing you to exist this glorious morning.

Ah, dearest peon, you appear to be misinformed, or perhaps it is your natural ignorance. I am not the Sun, although we are related. I am merely a ruler of the life-giving Summer, that which grant you the crops on which you rely for sustenance, among with myriads of other tangible benefits.

Blowjobs? Are you giving out blowjobs? Promises of Crops isn't going to cut it. I have seen what Monsanto can do. I just want to make sure that I have all of the various promises laid out in front of me before I make a decision.

My daughter may be of some assistance in that matter, but I'm afraid you wouldn't survive the experience, mortal. She'd be too hot for you,

Korbas, on 12 January 2015 - 05:14 PM, said:

Tennes, on 12 January 2015 - 03:50 PM, said:

Korbas, on 12 January 2015 - 03:44 PM, said:

Mother fucking Queen of Darkness. Eat your heart out people.Hey Summer, why don't cha go and freeze some huh?I got me some snow balls you can lick and freeze your tongue on

Your changing your sex??? Listen I don't know how I feel about that. I am not a conservative kind of guy but that is a little weird.

Who says they are my balls? Meet the next Brother Gruff

Listen you dimwitted manifestations of climate based religious orgasmic ecstasy. You want to recruit us. Thus it is in your benefit to bribe and conjole us into joining one of your sides. Sure once we are on your respective teams and give a shit about what you need. Then you can abuse us. Until then pucker up buttercups and let the sweet serenades begin. In the words of Tallahassee it is time to nut up or shut up.

?
I offer you eternal summer when chicks can't bear to wear anything but bikinis, ever.
And that's just for starters.

[Mockra]

Reading up this morning was so much fun.

[Tulas Shorn]

Hello sirs and madams! Checking in, reading up!

[Tellan]

Pallid, on 12 January 2015 - 07:01 PM, said:

Tennes, on 12 January 2015 - 06:33 PM, said:

Listen you dimwitted manifestations of climate based religious orgasmic ecstasy. You want to recruit us. Thus it is in your benefit to bribe and conjole us into joining one of your sides. Sure once we are on your respective teams and give a shit about what you need. Then you can abuse us. Until then pucker up buttercups and let the sweet serenades begin. In the words of Tallahassee it is time to nut up or shut up.

?
I offer you eternal summer when chicks can't bear to wear anything but bikinis, ever.
And that's just for starters.

Spandex is a privilege not a right.

Chicago. United States of Obesity.

For every person who looks good nearly naked there are five who aren't nearly as attractive in less than five layers of clothing.

And there's a whole lot to be said for a fur coat, stockings and high heels.

[Tennes]

Pallid, on 12 January 2015 - 07:01 PM, said:

?
I offer you eternal summer when chicks can't bear to wear anything but bikinis, ever.
And that's just for starters.

That is a good opening.

Winter what is your counter offer.

[Tennes]

Tellan, on 12 January 2015 - 07:29 PM, said:

Pallid, on 12 January 2015 - 07:01 PM, said:

Tennes, on 12 January 2015 - 06:33 PM, said:

Listen you dimwitted manifestations of climate based religious orgasmic ecstasy. You want to recruit us. Thus it is in your benefit to bribe and conjole us into joining one of your sides. Sure once we are on your respective teams and give a shit about what you need. Then you can abuse us. Until then pucker up buttercups and let the sweet serenades begin. In the words of Tallahassee it is time to nut up or shut up.

?
I offer you eternal summer when chicks can't bear to wear anything but bikinis, ever.
And that's just for starters.

Spandex is a privilege not a right.

Chicago. United States of Obesity.

For every person who looks good nearly naked there are five who aren't nearly as attractive in less than five layers of clothing.

And there's a whole lot to be said for a fur coat, stockings and high heels.

You do realize that we aren't talking about the human mortals. But Sidhe drop dead hotties.

[Mockra]

Tellan, on 12 January 2015 - 07:29 PM, said:

Pallid, on 12 January 2015 - 07:01 PM, said:

Tennes, on 12 January 2015 - 06:33 PM, said:

Listen you dimwitted manifestations of climate based religious orgasmic ecstasy. You want to recruit us. Thus it is in your benefit to bribe and conjole us into joining one of your sides. Sure once we are on your respective teams and give a shit about what you need. Then you can abuse us. Until then pucker up buttercups and let the sweet serenades begin. In the words of Tallahassee it is time to nut up or shut up.

?
I offer you eternal summer when chicks can't bear to wear anything but bikinis, ever.
And that's just for starters.

Spandex is a privilege not a right.

Chicago. United States of Obesity.

For every person who looks good nearly naked there are five who aren't nearly as attractive in less than five layers of clothing.

And there's a whole lot to be said for a fur coat, stockings and high heels.

I echo the point about hot winter clothing.

[Pallid]

Tellan, on 12 January 2015 - 07:29 PM, said:

Pallid, on 12 January 2015 - 07:01 PM, said:

Tennes, on 12 January 2015 - 06:33 PM, said:

Listen you dimwitted manifestations of climate based religious orgasmic ecstasy. You want to recruit us. Thus it is in your benefit to bribe and conjole us into joining one of your sides. Sure once we are on your respective teams and give a shit about what you need. Then you can abuse us. Until then pucker up buttercups and let the sweet serenades begin. In the words of Tallahassee it is time to nut up or shut up.

?
I offer you eternal summer when chicks can't bear to wear anything but bikinis, ever.
And that's just for starters.

Spandex is a privilege not a right.

Chicago. United States of Obesity.

For every person who looks good nearly naked there are five who aren't nearly as attractive in less than five layers of clothing.

And there's a whole lot to be said for a fur coat, stockings and high heels.

Trust me, the heat will melt all that fat. Eternal summer means beach bodies for everyone!

[Tellan]

Tennes, on 12 January 2015 - 07:38 PM, said:

You do realize that we aren't talking about the human mortals. But Sidhe drop dead hotties.

Negotiating 101. When playing two parties against each other you keep the power by always pointing out the flaws in the offer and counter with why the other party can beat it.

[Tellan]

Winter being abusive prior to tending an opening offer puts him in a bad starting position.

[Tellan]

I wonder what the feds would offer for patriotic human help?

[Spite]

Tellan, we must then hold out for the best offer is what you are getting at, what truly is needed?

Expressed or Implied. I wonder which can offer what?