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#1 lordofsoup

Recruit

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Posted 18 September 2014 - 04:29 AM

Hi, name is lordofsoup, Im 21 and currently on the Bonehunters. Favorite character is Coltaine, though Fid, Quick, Aspalar, K'rul and Tehol/Bugg deserve honroable mentions. Mostly a Sanderson fan. Other than reading, I mostly spend my time running, playing dota2, borderlands or skyrim, or doing homework. Dont know how long I will be staying around, I tend to visit these forums in spurts.

#2 worry

Master of the Deck

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Posts: 14,574
Joined: 24-February 10
Location:the buried west

Posted 18 September 2014 - 04:45 AM

Spurt away, my friend. Spurt away.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#3 King Lear

Une belle quelquesomething sans merci

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Posts: 678
Joined: 01-October 09

Posted 18 September 2014 - 04:50 AM

If you were a soup, what kind of soup would you be?

*Men's Frights Activist*

#4 D'rek

Consort of High House Mafia

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Posted 18 September 2014 - 03:06 PM

I bet I could eat a hundred Lordof soups...

worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.

#5 champ

Omnipotent Overseer of the Universe

Group: Team Quick Ben
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Location:Newcastle, UK

Posted 18 September 2014 - 03:17 PM

D, on 18 September 2014 - 03:06 PM, said:

I bet I could eat a hundred Lordof soups...

Tehol said:

'Yet my heart breaks for a naked hen.'

#6 Kruppe's snacky cakes

First Sword

Group: Malaz Regular
Posts: 552
Joined: 13-December 11
Location:The Frozen Wasteland of Northern Illinois, USA

Posted 18 September 2014 - 03:38 PM

If you're gonna spurt, spurt into this.

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Number of downloads: 0

I'm George. George McFly. I'm your density. I mean...your destiny.

#7 nacht

Mortal Sword

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Posts: 1,046
Joined: 16-April 10

Posted 18 September 2014 - 05:45 PM

Ahem. This is not that kind of forum.

#8 Spoilsport Stonny

Mortal Sword

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Posted 18 September 2014 - 08:24 PM

In college I was known as the Concubine of Spaghetti. So we somewhat share a noodle connection, although it's tenuous at best.

Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.