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Your dark prayers have been answered New Dark Gods!

#41 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 06:08 PM

As I am on a mobile I can't see everyone's usual avatar and I am really confused!

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You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#42 Morgoth

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 06:39 PM

Virgin of High House Decay, on 01 September 2014 - 06:08 PM, said:

As I am on a mobile I can't see everyone's usual avatar and I am really confused!

Not to worry. You will be sacrificed come the next full moon. There is certainty in death.

Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil

#43 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 06:50 PM

I assume Morgy is High Priestess in the Tiste Andii sense?

You pervs.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#44 amphibian

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 07:05 PM

Virgin of High House Decay, on 01 September 2014 - 06:08 PM, said:

As I am on a mobile I can't see everyone's usual avatar and I am really confused!

What? You don't have everyone's join dates memorized to differentiate them in times of chaos?

[I'm amphibian]

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#45 Gust Hubb

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 07:07 PM

Shield Anvil of House our new tyrannical overlord whom we bow before, on 01 September 2014 - 05:21 PM, said:

I'm trying to see a pattern in the House our new tyrannical overlord whom we bow before and the House Decay. Is there one?

~~Her Exalted Holiness for I am unworthy~~ D''Rek= decay = the worm

This post has been edited by Necromancer of High House Vengeance: 01 September 2014 - 07:08 PM

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#46 worry

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 07:20 PM

Were we drafted like when team captains choose kids for their kickball team in phys ed class?

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#47 Gust Hubb

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 07:24 PM

fuzzy puppy is not an encouraging title on the battlefield.

"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss

#48 Illuyankas

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 07:51 PM

I bet they didn't even have to make a cake or anything.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#49 Coco with marshmallows

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 09:01 PM

Illuyankas, on 01 September 2014 - 07:51 PM, said:

I bet they didn't even have to make a cake or anything.

Or throw up on the back of a dog.

OR be an angsty teenage boy mod (Gothos, Tiste - I remember those days!)

Edited for mobile - as you can't see my avatar, can you see this Tiste?

This post has been edited by Viking of High House Vengeance: 01 September 2014 - 09:04 PM

meh. Link was dead :(

#50 D'rek

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 09:06 PM

Illuyankas, on 01 September 2014 - 07:51 PM, said:

I bet they didn't even have to make a cake or anything.

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worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.

#51 Illuyankas

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 09:09 PM

Who the fuck got into my fridge

#52 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 09:55 PM

Jumped on my PC - I can see again! And that BB Snooker Commentary is a long standing favourite of mine. :rolleyes:

I don't think I was an angsty teen boy mod though. I was a flaming useless just out of teens mod who spent most of the time in chat with Snake and only ever really used Mod powers for editing peoples horrendous spelling mistakes.

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#53 Gnaw

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 10:00 PM

Virgin of High House Decay, on 01 September 2014 - 09:55 PM, said:

only ever really used Mod powers for editing peoples horrendous spelling mistakes.

So you used your powers for the good of all. Silencer, make him a mod again!

"Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor Frankl

#54 Gust Hubb

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 10:22 PM

Ok your high and mighty cheeseballs, return allowing us to type Ve_ngeance and D_rek without getting layer upon layer of sickening worship. Reading that Mafia OP was TORTURE!!!

"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss

#55 Morgoth

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Posted 02 September 2014 - 06:04 AM

Adminhood is not a choice. You can only be born into that most horrid of destinies.

Few make it out alive. None with their sanity intact.

This post has been edited by High Priestess of Vengeance : 02 September 2014 - 06:05 AM

Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil

#56 Obdigore

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Posted 02 September 2014 - 06:10 AM

Her Exalted Holiness for I am unworthy, on 01 September 2014 - 02:31 PM, said:

Obdigore, on 01 September 2014 - 01:46 PM, said:

But... why? Is this so that Silencer doesn't have to change PS and SH passwords anymore?

That is honestly the exact reason that lead to this happening :rolleyes:

So now I have to contact 1 person who isn't on on weekends, and another who refuses to read the hardcover dresden books?

Of course, Silencer apparently can't read Cold Days (I assume he is illiterate), so I suppose this is an upgrade...

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#57 Aptorian

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Posted 02 September 2014 - 06:19 AM

Blinded of High House our new tyrannical overlord whom we bow before, on 01 September 2014 - 10:49 PM, said:

Grats. I didnt know new mods were being chosen.

The term you are looking for is press ganged.

#58 Shinrei

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Posted 02 September 2014 - 10:23 AM

There is a set in stone requirement that admin/mod positions must be put onto job resumes, no? It probably looks kinda cool to the layperson (read: non-tech job) and it could win more converts to the site.

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#59 amphibian

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Posted 02 September 2014 - 12:10 PM

RECRUITER: [reads "Moderator on Malazan Empire forums, Job Tasks: corralling feisty nerds, cleaning up spam and talking about made up things a lot"] Wynton, get the car round! We've a surefire CEO candidate here and no time to lose! Abigail, a sixer of crullers and tea for our return, there's a good gel.

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#60 Vengeance

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very good...;)

Posted 02 September 2014 - 12:31 PM

Obdigore, on 02 September 2014 - 06:10 AM, said:

Her Exalted Holiness for I am unworthy, on 01 September 2014 - 02:31 PM, said:

Obdigore, on 01 September 2014 - 01:46 PM, said:

But... why? Is this so that Silencer doesn't have to change PS and SH passwords anymore?

That is honestly the exact reason that lead to this happening :rolleyes:

I do get on the forum on the weekends. I just refuse to play mafia or anything else that will take a ton of time. Plus you have several different ways you personally can get a hold of me.

How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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