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ASSAIL SPOILERS WARNINGS No actual spoilers but be warned....

#1 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 12 August 2014 - 04:03 AM

Heads up peoples. We are getting books, we are posting things, the subforum is going to start crawling with spoilers pretty soon.
You have been warned. Stay clear until you've read it.
Also, NO SPOILERS IN THREAD TITLES. Offenders will be iced.
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
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#2 User is offline   Spoilsport Stonny 

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Posted 12 August 2014 - 02:55 PM

Super offenders will be Vanilla Ice'd

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Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
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#3 User is offline   End of Disc One 

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Posted 12 August 2014 - 03:24 PM

Bros posting spoilers in thread titles will be Ice'd accordingly

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#4 User is offline   nacht 

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Posted 12 August 2014 - 06:03 PM

Abyss might just sacrif - ice you
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#5 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 16 September 2014 - 09:14 PM

View Postnacht, on 12 August 2014 - 06:03 PM, said:

Abyss might just sacrif - ice you

N'ice!
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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