[Alkend]

I'll be on and off for a littlelonger, but as I implied fin sex isn't really my thing...

[Lock]

Okral Lom, on 12 March 2014 - 11:38 PM, said:

Ampelas, on 12 March 2014 - 08:42 PM, said:

Okral Lom, on 12 March 2014 - 07:59 PM, said:

Oh god no. This is GotM themed mafia, not terrifying romance novel mafia, dammit.

I would totally read crossover malazan epic fantasy/horrible were-dolphin romance

Of course you would.

*commences malazan epic fantasy/horrible were-dolphin romance fanfic writing*
Is commences even a word? This is concerning me.

<One man. one Tursiopic epic. Alot of fish tail>

< If you know what I mean....>

I'd totally expect were-Dolphins in the malazan world. ICE and SE would play that MT card.

Maybe the Meckros always were led by a Finiocracy?

[Kilava]

Checking in

[Rikkter]

Ok so we're half way through day one and have got squat beyond the empires apparent love of the weredolphin.
has everyone checked in yet even?

[Bek Okhan]

Rikkter, on 13 March 2014 - 07:00 AM, said:

Ok so we're half way through day one and have got squat beyond the empires apparent love of the weredolphin.
has everyone checked in yet even?

Maybe now, but certainly not before you posted that.
Hmm, old school day 1, this. If only Dibs and Morghy were here to rub appendages.

[Silchas Ruin]

Bek Okhan, on 13 March 2014 - 07:34 AM, said:

Rikkter, on 13 March 2014 - 07:00 AM, said:

Ok so we're half way through day one and have got squat beyond the empires apparent love of the weredolphin.
has everyone checked in yet even?

Maybe now, but certainly not before you posted that.
Hmm, old school day 1, this. If only Dibs and Morghy were here to rub appendages.

Well, they're not. It looks like we're going to have to depend on ourselves.


Bring forth said appendages.

[Path-Shaper]

It is day one: 21 hour 27 minutes until night time.

16 players still alive; Alkend, Ampelas, Bek Okhan, Denul, Eloth, Galayn Lord, Kessobahn, Kilava, Korabas, Lock, Monok Ochem, Okaros, Okral Lom, Rikkter, Silchas Ruin, Tiamatha,

9 votes to lynch, 8 votes to night

Players not voted; Alkend, Ampelas, Bek Okhan, Denul, Eloth, Galayn Lord, Kessobahn, Kilava, Korabas, Lock, Monok Ochem, Okaros, Okral Lom, Rikkter, Silchas Ruin, Tiamatha,

[Ampelas]

Silchas Ruin, on 12 March 2014 - 08:58 PM, said:

Ampelas, on 12 March 2014 - 08:42 PM, said:

Okral Lom, on 12 March 2014 - 07:59 PM, said:

Rikkter, on 12 March 2014 - 07:33 PM, said:

Korabas, on 12 March 2014 - 04:53 PM, said:

Lock, on 12 March 2014 - 04:41 PM, said:

Rikkter, on 12 March 2014 - 12:09 PM, said:

Why is that mans shin curved?

Curve lens camera maybe? Either that or he's outrunning physics.

It's cause he's a dolphin-man!

its the fabled were-dolphin!!

Oh god no. This is GotM themed mafia, not terrifying romance novel mafia, dammit.

I would totally read crossover malazan epic fantasy/horrible were-dolphin romance

It's because you're a were-homosexual most likely, as dolphins are a tab bit sissy.

A were-homosexual? Does that mean on become fabulous during full moons? Because I could live with that.

[Bek Okhan]

Ampelas, on 13 March 2014 - 10:31 AM, said:

Silchas Ruin, on 12 March 2014 - 08:58 PM, said:

Ampelas, on 12 March 2014 - 08:42 PM, said:

Okral Lom, on 12 March 2014 - 07:59 PM, said:

Rikkter, on 12 March 2014 - 07:33 PM, said:

Korabas, on 12 March 2014 - 04:53 PM, said:

Lock, on 12 March 2014 - 04:41 PM, said:

Rikkter, on 12 March 2014 - 12:09 PM, said:

Why is that mans shin curved?

Curve lens camera maybe? Either that or he's outrunning physics.

It's cause he's a dolphin-man!

its the fabled were-dolphin!!

Oh god no. This is GotM themed mafia, not terrifying romance novel mafia, dammit.

I would totally read crossover malazan epic fantasy/horrible were-dolphin romance

It's because you're a were-homosexual most likely, as dolphins are a tab bit sissy.

A were-homosexual? Does that mean on become fabulous during full moons? Because I could live with that.

Well, considering a period can be called moon-blood, I guess it gives you something to do on nights when the wife is inconvenienced.

[Ampelas]

Bek Okhan, on 13 March 2014 - 11:14 AM, said:

Ampelas, on 13 March 2014 - 10:31 AM, said:

Silchas Ruin, on 12 March 2014 - 08:58 PM, said:

Ampelas, on 12 March 2014 - 08:42 PM, said:

Okral Lom, on 12 March 2014 - 07:59 PM, said:

Rikkter, on 12 March 2014 - 07:33 PM, said:

Korabas, on 12 March 2014 - 04:53 PM, said:

Lock, on 12 March 2014 - 04:41 PM, said:

Rikkter, on 12 March 2014 - 12:09 PM, said:

Why is that mans shin curved?

Curve lens camera maybe? Either that or he's outrunning physics.

It's cause he's a dolphin-man!

its the fabled were-dolphin!!

Oh god no. This is GotM themed mafia, not terrifying romance novel mafia, dammit.

I would totally read crossover malazan epic fantasy/horrible were-dolphin romance

It's because you're a were-homosexual most likely, as dolphins are a tab bit sissy.

A were-homosexual? Does that mean on become fabulous during full moons? Because I could live with that.

Well, considering a period can be called moon-blood, I guess it gives you something to do on nights when the wife is inconvenienced.

Convenient!

[Monok Ochem]

this conversation continues to plummet

[Path-Shaper]

Dujek and Whiskeyjack exchange a look, they both know the real reason Ganoes is here and they both know they'll do all they can to keep him alive but it's an uphill struggle. No one likes a noble and no one likes a noble that's been made Captain, and everyone hates a noble that has been made Captain to keep track of one of their squad. That has death written all over it. Dujek nods to Whiskeyjack and leaves.

"Good afternoon Sergeant, my name is-" started Ganoes

"Well met Toc, I see you have brought the new Captain in safely, was there any trouble?" Whiskeyjack interrupted

Toc moves his eye from Whiskeyjack to Ganoes and back again. "No trouble" he says and sits down.

"What is all this about?" asks Ganoes

"Be careful Ganoes, your squad doesn't take well to new command, rock the boat and you won't see the knife in the back"


Hedge slams his fist down on the table. Fiddler smiles. Picker feels awesome and smooths her hair back. She is winning quite a lot of money from Hedge and Hedge cannot believe it. Ever since Hairlock mentioned he had stolen Tattersail's cards Hedge had been feeling good. He knew that Fiddler somehow cheated with his own cards and thought that by switching them with Tattersails' he would be able to manipulate a winning game for once. Why does he always lose. He cannot believe it. Look at Picker with her smug smile, if she wasn't so damn pretty he would punch her in the face, it has nothing to do with how big she is and how she would flatten him with her left before he even tried.

Fiddler loves watching Hedge squirm. He knew he had swapped his cards so he only went and swapped them back. He could not leave Tattersail without her cards, she is an adept and she has pulled them out of more than on spot. So he swapped them and anyway just look at how Picker looks. Is she flirting rubbing her hair like that? It's good to look at and it's not his coin he is losing.

Picker sees them. She notices. She's not silly, she is awesome and continues to do it as she likes the attention. All she can think about is Blend anyway. What she would like to do to her later. Will she be pleased she has won all this coin? One cannot tell. She tries avidly to avoid the other person's eyes. If one person gives her the creeps its that one.

Sorry pretends to sip her drink. She is looking at each of the pathetic Bridgeburners and wondering which one to kill tonight. She hates them all, she hates all Malazans, she just wants them to die. She closes her eyes, a face appears. It is not a human face, no it is a puppet. She knows it has a face but she cannot really make it out. The urge within her grows, she just wants to pull it to pieces and set it on fire. She opens her eyes. She will kill tonight, she doesn't know who, she doesn't know when or how but tonight she will satisfy her hunger.


It is day one: 11 hour 50 minutes until night time.

16 players still alive; Alkend, Ampelas, Bek Okhan, Denul, Eloth, Galayn Lord, Kessobahn, Kilava, Korabas, Lock, Monok Ochem, Okaros, Okral Lom, Rikkter, Silchas Ruin, Tiamatha,

9 votes to lynch, 8 votes to night

Players not voted; Alkend, Ampelas, Bek Okhan, Denul, Eloth, Galayn Lord, Kessobahn, Kilava, Korabas, Lock, Monok Ochem, Okaros, Okral Lom, Rikkter, Silchas Ruin, Tiamatha,

[Bek Okhan]

Monok Ochem, on 13 March 2014 - 11:48 AM, said:

this conversation continues to plummet

or rather

[Bek Okhan]

Maybe you'd prefer to stop at going down ebcause your love is calling, instead of meeting Mephisto?

[Galayn Lord]

Well a reread (gods that didn't take long at all) fails to turn up much at all. The only interaction that has any symp-master merit (if you can call it that) is that little exchange (if you can call it that) between MO and denul over the lubrication. Denul said he'd take the cod variety. We do need a lynch today (being an M&P and all). Sooooo, I propose mr. monkey man.

Vote MO


Edit, Well not We

This post has been edited by Galayn Lord: 13 March 2014 - 12:28 PM

[Path-Shaper]

It is day one: 10 hour 57 minutes until night time.

16 players still alive; Alkend, Ampelas, Bek Okhan, Denul, Eloth, Galayn Lord, Kessobahn, Kilava, Korabas, Lock, Monok Ochem, Okaros, Okral Lom, Rikkter, Silchas Ruin, Tiamatha,

9 votes to lynch, 8 votes to night

1 Vote for Monok Ochem; (Galayn Lord)

Players not voted; Alkend, Ampelas, Bek Okhan, Denul, Eloth, Kessobahn, Kilava, Korabas, Lock, Monok Ochem, Okaros, Okral Lom, Rikkter, Silchas Ruin, Tiamatha,

[Alkend]

Damn, 10 hours left and all we've got is a lubrication link?

[Bek Okhan]

Alkend, on 13 March 2014 - 01:47 PM, said:

Damn, 10 hours left and all we've got is a lubrication link?

Smooth play by all involved with the lubricant

[Alkend]

Rikkter, on 12 March 2014 - 11:50 AM, said:

Damnit, I've been thread watching like a hawk to get first.

you sir lock, are my mortal enemy hence forth

Rikkter, on 12 March 2014 - 07:33 PM, said:

Korabas, on 12 March 2014 - 04:53 PM, said:

Lock, on 12 March 2014 - 04:41 PM, said:

Rikkter, on 12 March 2014 - 12:09 PM, said:

Why is that mans shin curved?

Curve lens camera maybe? Either that or he's outrunning physics.

It's cause he's a dolphin-man!

its the fabled were-dolphin!!

I give you...A DAY ONE CASE OF CRAPTASTIC NOTHINGNESS.

Rikkter was itching for the start of the game. Juicy role perhaps?
Rikkter chimes in make an actual theme started.
Riktker pads his post count to the top of the list.

And then disappears entirely with no further content!

Vote Rikkter


And that's all I got for day one.

[Alkend]

Bek Okhan, on 13 March 2014 - 01:52 PM, said:

Alkend, on 13 March 2014 - 01:47 PM, said:

Damn, 10 hours left and all we've got is a lubrication link?

Smooth play by all involved with the lubricant

You sir, shall get rep post-game.