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#41 User is offline   Morgoth 

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 07:50 PM

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Was anyone else blown away when Putin won the skeleton event using Joseph Stalin's unexhumed skeleton?
...is there ANYTHING this man cannot do, i ask you?


Take a picture where he smiles?

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 09:09 PM

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I think Abyss is hinting around the last few days that he wants to have Putins babies!


All babies are Putin's babies. His sperm are airborn, stealthy, and don't give a cold siberian fuck about little things like gender.
You just wait and see... the entire Gold-winning Hockey team, both genders, are going to be popping out his spawn in six months. Yeah, that's right, six. Putinspawn don't need no sissy nine month incubation, they got things to DO.
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Posted 13 February 2014 - 07:55 AM

View PostAbyss, on 12 February 2014 - 07:04 PM, said:

Was anyone else blown away when Putin won the skeleton event using Joseph Stalin's unexhumed skeleton?
...is there ANYTHING this man cannot do, i ask you?


Lose.
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Posted 13 February 2014 - 11:25 AM

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Sarka is competing in the Halfpipe event, they didn't say she had any injuries from her Slopestyle helmet crack. That's amazing to hear after seeing that fall.


Sweet, when is the womens halfpipe? I've got pretty much everything PVRing, but I'm unsure of the sched.
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Posted 13 February 2014 - 12:43 PM

Kowalczyk was brutaly strong on the 10 km classic today. It's impressive for her to do so well considering her very poor showing on the 15 km on saturday. It was also rather touching to see how moved she was. Not typically known for being a wellspring of emotion is Kowalczyk. At least not here.

It was nice to see Therese Johaug get the bronze too. Bjørgen's complete collapse was more than a little surprising, but Johaug did very well considering she typically does best on the longer distances. It's easy to cheer for Johaug too, her being the most attractive of the Norwegian skiers.
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Posted 13 February 2014 - 03:33 PM

Impressive by Kowalczyk , but . Her technique looks so bad that if she were a horse, she would have been shot. And now the russians has gone mental and didn't pick Legkov for the 15km.
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Posted 13 February 2014 - 08:17 PM

Norway did surprisingly well against Canada. Hockey, on ice or otherwise, is not very popular here. It'll experience a burst if they keep this up though.
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Posted 14 February 2014 - 06:06 PM

Yes first gold for GB! Good job in the skeleton Lizzy Yarnold!
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Posted 14 February 2014 - 07:26 PM

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WOOT!! American Sweep on the men's freestyle slope ski! Hell yes!


That's so when the Canadian Men's Hockey team destroys you, it doesn't hurt so much.

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 08:17 PM

Why are the British so good at sports that involve sitting or lying down?
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Posted 14 February 2014 - 08:19 PM

Rain. You need something to practice when you're stuck indoors most of the year.

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 03:49 PM

USA v. Russia hockey. Holy Shit! USA! USA! USA!. Comes down to a shoot out. Oshie/Quick V. Kolvachuk/Brobvosky. Putin was watching, you could see the corruption lines emanating from him.

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 08:49 PM

Awwww, bummer! Canada defeated my future wives in Curling. SVEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 09:08 PM

View Postpolishgenius, on 14 February 2014 - 08:17 PM, said:

Why are the British so good at sports that involve sitting or lying down?

Not sure why but I know that we are fiercely proud of our sitting and lying capabilities!
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Posted 16 February 2014 - 11:08 AM

Man that Lekoff (sp?) the Russian cross country skier is a BEAST!
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Posted 16 February 2014 - 11:26 AM

I just don't understand why the Norwegian skis are so fucking pathetic. They just sucks so bad its a wonder that they manage to move at all. It literally hurts to watch. And on top of all Sweden wins. May they hit a tree.
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Posted 16 February 2014 - 07:01 PM

Yeah don't get that they didn't explain it well.

In other news I just saw the Jamaica bobsled team. Happy man!! :p
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Posted 16 February 2014 - 08:19 PM

View PostBriar King, on 15 February 2014 - 12:52 AM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 14 February 2014 - 07:26 PM, said:

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WOOT!! American Sweep on the men's freestyle slope ski! Hell yes!


That's so when the Canadian Men's Hockey team destroys you, it doesn't hurt so much.

:p


What was that? I didn't quite understand you. Canada is competing? Ha


The last two Olympic Men's and Women's Hockey Gold says we are, yeah. :p
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Posted 18 February 2014 - 02:42 PM

View PostBriar King, on 18 February 2014 - 04:10 AM, said:

Grats to Davis and White on gold! It's reverse Vancouver with Viture and Moir taking silver.


Indeed. It's hard to be mad about it. Davis and White skated their asses off. A close race, but I think they were better than Virtue and Moir.
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Posted 19 February 2014 - 03:47 PM

View PostBriar King, on 19 February 2014 - 03:23 AM, said:

OMG check out that snow that's falling for the free ski Halfpipe event!!! Fuck I want to run in that. That snow is much needed on those courses though. I've seen how much effort they been putting into preserving the courses in that 50 deg weather.


You should just live in Canada man. We have enough snow now that I no longer have anywhere else to pile it when I shovel. The teetering mountains of shoveled snow are at least 6 or 7 feet high, and the backyard is so deep with it now that the dogs could pretty easily hop over the top of the fence to freedom (this last thing has caused me to ingeniously build snow palisades angling INTO the yard from the fence base up, so they can't get near enough to make the leap)
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