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Merry Christmas 2013 ... what's in the box?!?

#1 User is offline   Corporal Nobbs 

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Posted 10 December 2013 - 12:53 PM

My Christmas card for this year
Spent too much time on this, but, what the hell, hey? What's Christmas for, if not indulgence. :D
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Rejoice. For very bad things are about to happen
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#2 User is offline   Kaamos 

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Posted 18 December 2013 - 12:28 PM

NOOOO did she cut off Karsa's Andverylong that was supposed to split the world in half? D-:

Happy Yule! :-D
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#3 User is offline   nacht 

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 04:28 AM

No! God! No!
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#4 User is offline   Dolmen 2.0 

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    Waiting till jean gets here.

Posted 19 December 2013 - 05:25 AM

View PostKaamos, on 18 December 2013 - 12:28 PM, said:

NOOOO did she cut off Karsa's Andverylong that was supposed to split the world in half? D-:

Happy Yule! :-D


Box isn't big enough.

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#5 User is offline   Kaamos 

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 09:13 AM

View PostDolmen Weeks, on 19 December 2013 - 05:25 AM, said:

Box isn't big enough.


Ah, perhaps you're correct. But what if there's a tunnel to an external dimension within? Thence, it could accommodate an infinitely long object.

I'm beginning to pity Samar, however, should they ever get around humppa'ing horizontally. Seems that she might have to use her witchcraft to...well...adjust the beast's size before anything else. What a blow to the giant's Ego with a capital letter. :)

This post has been edited by Kaamos: 19 December 2013 - 09:14 AM

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#6 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 09:26 AM

I would love it if it is revealed in the end that Karsa has just been boasting and in fact he was born with a micro-penis. All this time, his ego, his need to assert him self and fight everyone comes from his deep seated penis envy and lack of self esteem.
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#7 User is offline   Kaamos 

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 09:59 AM

In that case, non-Havoc riding might proceed fine. A micro-wossname for a Teblor might correspond to that of a human? Unless we're talking about a nano-case.

Sorry, Nobby, that your fine art thread turned into a tonker convo. :) One shouldn't let Finns loose on this board, and nacht's suggestion to see a shrink might be very appropriate right now.

This post has been edited by Kaamos: 19 December 2013 - 10:06 AM

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