[Soletaken Toblakai]

Beru Fend, it's been a long time coming, why didn't I come upon this site sooner man, Fiddler's balls it would've been fantastic, I have so many questions that need answering, aye, anyhow what's good Malaz peeps?

[Kaamos]

Welcome. So what does a soletaken Toblakai turn into? Hopefully not into a pygmy shrew? :-D

[Soletaken Toblakai]

Kaamos, on 29 October 2013 - 06:31 AM, said:

Welcome. So what does a soletaken Toblakai turn into? Hopefully not into a pygmy shrew? :-D

Haha, no brother, we Toblakai eat pygmy shrews for afternoon meals, so by extension it would mean we eat own and us Toblakai are anything but cannibals young Kaamos... On the issue of out soletaken forms, it is said our ancestors drank deep the blood of Tiam when all those who drank first were too drunk to notice... A Toblakai Eleint, would you imagine that :-)

[Kaamos]

Considering the size of the Toblakai, I would imagine roasted (pygmy) shrews to serve the role of popcorn while listening to the wondrous warrior tales of yesteryears by the fire. :-D

I may be young(ish), but in these lands of Norse legends prowl unsung powers millennia old, and some of our shapeshifting jötnar might prove a fair match for such a might-laden Eleint. Jörmungandr, perhaps, or Fáfnir, although the latter cannot decide whether he was originally a dwarf or a giant. Perhaps one of the previous, but then some German bloke wrote a musical about him in his preferred guise of a dragon, and that perhaps tumefied his ego beyond recognition. :-D

Have fun on the boards!

[king in chains]

not that i'm sexist or anything but why are there so many women in the malazan armies?

[worry]

To get to the other side.

[Stormcat]

Generally when you preface a comment with "not that I am sexist, racist or bigoted" well... it's usually exactly that.
Greetings soletaken.

[king in chains]

Soletaken Toblakai, on 28 October 2013 - 10:23 PM, said:

Beru Fend, it's been a long time coming, why didn't I come upon this site sooner man, Fiddler's balls it would've been fantastic, I have so many questions that need answering, aye, anyhow what's good Malaz peeps?

[Soletaken Toblakai]

Haha, clearly S.E values his ladies man, and when you think on it, they're not just average soldiers either, most of them possess some distinct talent, Lostara - Shadow dancer, Sinter - can sense "magicked" situations, Tavore... Well I don't know what she is - yet(still on DoD) but i'm sure she's something else

[worry]

king of chains are you having quoting issues? You seem to be quoting people around the board but not adding your own content, so if you're trying to say something it's not coming through for some reason.

[Kruppe's snacky cakes]

Maybe he's trapped somewhere with a mouse but no keyboard. He's sending us clues, so we can find him and save his life. Try spelling out the message with every 3rd letter from his quote:

r...e...i...b...n...o...t...e...m

Nope.

I don't know, then...

Send us another clue, king.

[Soletaken Toblakai]

Kruppe, on 30 October 2013 - 05:57 AM, said:

Maybe he's trapped somewhere with a mouse but no keyboard. He's sending us clues, so we can find him and save his life. Try spelling out the message with every 3rd letter from his quote:

r...e...i...b...n...o...t...e...m

Nope.

I don't know, then...

Send us another clue, king.

Hehe

[king in chains]

Soletaken Toblakai, on 30 October 2013 - 09:38 AM, said:

Kruppe, on 30 October 2013 - 05:57 AM, said:

Maybe he's trapped somewhere with a mouse but no keyboard. He's sending us clues, so we can find him and save his life. Try spelling out the message with every 3rd letter from his quote:

r...e...i...b...n...o...t...e...m

Nope.

I don't know, then...

Send us another clue, king.

Hehe

[king in chains]

apologies to all comers for my indecipherable posts ,a shelter beneath an ash tree in west ireland provides a negligible internet connection ps how wud u all rate the theory that

FOD spoiler:

Spoiler

arathan in FOD is taschreyn the imperial high mage

-blatant plagerism plagerism pps where is the hashtag button

[king in chains]

king in chains, on 30 October 2013 - 12:42 PM, said:

apologies to all comers for my indecipherable posts ,a shelter beneath an ash tree in west ireland provides a negligible internet connection ps how wud u all rate the theory that

FOD spoiler:

Spoiler

arathan in FOD is taschreyn the imperial high mage

-blatant plagerism plagerism pps where is the hashtag button

[king in chains]

also appreciate the numerous concerns for my welfare

[Kruppe's snacky cakes]

I'm still worried.

Here's a clown vomiting a rainbow. Hope this helps.

 510bff02ecinbows.jpg (26.38K)
Number of downloads: 0

[king in chains]

Kruppe, on 30 October 2013 - 04:03 PM, said:

I'm still worried.

Here's a clown vomiting a rainbow. Hope this helps.

510bff02ecinbows.jpg

[king in chains]

strangely enough it does

[worry]

Okay, just making sure you aren't having technical problems. I'm still not understanding what's happening re: the quotes w/ nothing added though.