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Posted 16 October 2013 - 04:25 PM

Sure, it was to be expected. And I'm kind of surprised that it took so long.

Trailer here. . . :p

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 04:46 PM

The throne looks more comfortable.
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Posted 16 October 2013 - 05:40 PM

Crap. Now GRRM is going to delay the next book even more....
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Posted 16 October 2013 - 05:43 PM

Winter really is cumming. All that white...stuff shooting down from the sky...
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Posted 16 October 2013 - 05:47 PM

So we might get that Danny-Irri scene after all, eh?
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Posted 16 October 2013 - 05:53 PM

That throne....it's not exactly like the iron throne....is it?
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Posted 16 October 2013 - 06:04 PM

Not to stand in the way of progress but...

This feels a bit unnecessary. I mean Game of Thrones has plenty of bump and grind, theres something there for all the staple kinks. and the Bunny rabbit 3000 is the oposite direction of immersive.

I am not one to rise up against a good porno... ahem* deny the adult entertainment industry. but surely there are better options? I mean the producers of this run a very real risk of having less boobs revealed than the actual show. :p

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 06:44 PM

Pat, I hate you for making me click that link.
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Posted 16 October 2013 - 06:45 PM

Wait! Now I know what GRRM has been doing.
He has been really busy writing the script for this.
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Posted 16 October 2013 - 07:28 PM

James Deen as Jon Snow was kind of inevitable but still genius casting. Ladies Love Cool Jon.
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Posted 16 October 2013 - 07:41 PM

i may end up watching this for the comedy factor.
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Posted 16 October 2013 - 08:08 PM

 Dolmen+, on 16 October 2013 - 06:04 PM, said:

Not to stand in the way of progress but...

but surely there are better options?


"options", "better", "progress", "unnecessary", and "immersive" ???

That right there is the closest I've ever come to seeing somebody on the internet prove they don't watch {much} porn.

Or they're in the industry?

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Posted 17 October 2013 - 10:42 AM

 BalrogLord, on 16 October 2013 - 07:41 PM, said:

i may end up watching this for the comedy factor.



 Briar King, on 17 October 2013 - 01:51 AM, said:

Haha I don't watch porn anymore but I ll make an exception for this parody! I'm wondering if it's gonna be a movie or if they will do it(get it) in episodes.


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Posted 17 October 2013 - 10:49 AM

 Dolmen+, on 16 October 2013 - 06:04 PM, said:

Not to stand in the way of progress but...

This feels a bit unnecessary. I mean Game of Thrones has plenty of bump and grind, theres something there for all the staple kinks. and the Bunny rabbit 3000 is the oposite direction of immersive.

I am not one to rise up against a good porno... ahem* deny the adult entertainment industry. but surely there are better options? I mean the producers of this run a very real risk of having less boobs revealed than the actual show. :blink:


Better options? What? You mean perhaps like a Pacific Rim porn parody? Giant monster come through a rift to mate with humans but find that they're too small, so the humans build giant sex robots to participate in the interdimensional mambo?
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Posted 17 October 2013 - 02:31 PM

 Primateus, on 17 October 2013 - 10:49 AM, said:

Better options? What? You mean perhaps like a Pacific Rim porn parody? Giant monster come through a rift to mate with humans but find that they're too small, so the humans build giant sex robots to participate in the interdimensional mambo?
Admittedly I think the first think the porn parody people would jump on with Pacific Rim would be less the story and more the title.
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Posted 17 October 2013 - 05:08 PM

 D, on 17 October 2013 - 02:31 PM, said:

 Primateus, on 17 October 2013 - 10:49 AM, said:

Better options? What? You mean perhaps like a Pacific Rim porn parody? Giant monster come through a rift to mate with humans but find that they're too small, so the humans build giant sex robots to participate in the interdimensional mambo?
Admittedly I think the first think the porn parody people would jump on with Pacific Rim would be less the story and more the title.


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Posted 17 October 2013 - 05:48 PM

 Primateus, on 17 October 2013 - 10:49 AM, said:

 Dolmen+, on 16 October 2013 - 06:04 PM, said:

Not to stand in the way of progress but...

This feels a bit unnecessary. I mean Game of Thrones has plenty of bump and grind, theres something there for all the staple kinks. and the Bunny rabbit 3000 is the oposite direction of immersive.

I am not one to rise up against a good porno... ahem* deny the adult entertainment industry. but surely there are better options? I mean the producers of this run a very real risk of having less boobs revealed than the actual show. :blink:


Better options? What? You mean perhaps like a Pacific Rim porn parody? Giant monster come through a rift to mate with humans but find that they're too small, so the humans build giant sex robots to participate in the interdimensional mambo?


that sounds hilarious, this needs to be sent to a porn or hentai studio.
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Posted 17 October 2013 - 09:32 PM

 D, on 17 October 2013 - 02:31 PM, said:

 Primateus, on 17 October 2013 - 10:49 AM, said:

Better options? What? You mean perhaps like a Pacific Rim porn parody? Giant monster come through a rift to mate with humans but find that they're too small, so the humans build giant sex robots to participate in the interdimensional mambo?
Admittedly I think the first think the porn parody people would jump on with Pacific Rim would be less the story and more the title.


Depends on the production values, but I might just watch the shit out of that. PACIFIC RIM JOB!
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Posted 17 October 2013 - 09:48 PM

 McLovin, on 17 October 2013 - 09:32 PM, said:


Depends on the production values, but I might just watch the shit out of that. PACIFIC RIM JOB!


Hey, nobody said it was gonna be German porn.
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