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Laser Bruce Lee vs Diamond Darth Vader

Poll: Laser Bruce Lee vs Diamond Darth Vader (10 member(s) have cast votes)

Who wins in a fight betwen Laser Bruce Lee and Diamond Darth Vader?

Diamond Vader (5 votes [22.73%])
Percentage of vote: 22.73%
Diamond Vader (3 votes [13.64%])
Percentage of vote: 13.64%
Diamond Vader (6 votes [27.27%])
Percentage of vote: 27.27%
Diamond Vader (5 votes [22.73%])
Percentage of vote: 22.73%
IADMAITTDVWW (3 votes [13.64%])
Percentage of vote: 13.64%

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#1 Aptorian

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 04:43 PM

Right, so I love this question and I'd like the forums input on this.

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Personally I would think that a sufficiently angry and focused Laser Bruce Lee would eventually burn or otherwise damage the Diamond Darth Vader. I don't think his diamond force powers would work on a photon.

#2 Dolmen 2.0

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 04:56 PM

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Diamond Darth Vader.

With each refraction energy is diffused eventually dissipating. same reason why there is darkness inside a mirrored orbital sphere.

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#3 Aptorian

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 04:57 PM

But Bruce Lee is a tireless Laser Martial Arts God. His Chi energy source is endless.

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#4 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 05:03 PM

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#5 Aptorian

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 05:09 PM

Are you really Dolorous Menhir, Tiste? Have you been masquerading as a Corpse Fondling Bobby all this time?

#6 Imperial Historian

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 05:17 PM

Lasers are commonly used to cut diamonds (well volatilise them technically), so unless force powers can touch photons, and assuming the laser is infinitely powered it's a matter of inevitability surely?

#7 Grief

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 05:43 PM

I think assuming either one of them is infinitely powered sort of defeats the purpose no?

Using "purpose" rather generously that is...

Regular Vader is always going to beat regular Lee.

Being laser doesn't seem to actually bolster Lee greatly - if anything it could inhibit his martial prowess, while Vader only enhances his already significant power.

Unless Lee is more like some kind of Lightsaber, I'm giving my votes to Diamond Vader.

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