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Jhag horses! They are breeding Jhag horses!

#1 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 19 September 2013 - 06:29 PM

Big horse is flesh eating big.



EDIT: I came across that video while reading about Brooklyn Supreme:

http://www.horsecare...t-stallion.html

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Posted 19 September 2013 - 07:31 PM

Don't shout so loud about the big equastrian Apt, your voice might get a little Horse... :)
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Posted 19 September 2013 - 07:53 PM

Shit, now they just need to breed tobla... actually, lets not do that.
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Posted 19 September 2013 - 08:06 PM

Clearly there's a mounting need for this sort of thing.
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Posted 19 September 2013 - 08:56 PM

I think you should put those Horse puns out to pasture before you get a hay of yourselves
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Posted 19 September 2013 - 09:09 PM

View PostDolmen+, on 19 September 2013 - 07:31 PM, said:

Don't shout so loud about the big equastrian Apt, your voice might get a little Horse... :)

He could always use some cough stirrup. Or am I gelding carried away?
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Posted 19 September 2013 - 09:56 PM

SARAH JESSICA PARKER LOOKS EXCEEDINGLY EQUINE

I'm just saving time.
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Posted 19 September 2013 - 10:02 PM

Is Sarah Jessica Parker the Godwins Law to horse discussions?
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Posted 19 September 2013 - 10:09 PM

Neigh, I don't think so.

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Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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Posted 19 September 2013 - 10:45 PM

The latest "Gallop Poll" reveals that 65% of forum readers strongly like this thread.
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Posted 20 September 2013 - 04:34 AM

More like Godiva's Law amirite
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Posted 20 September 2013 - 10:08 AM

Whoa whoa whoa, No need to get giddy-up in here....

What we need to do is keep the bit in our mouths, Keep plodding forward, Riding this thread to the ground.

Also big Horse is indeed big. Some would say its Jhagantic even.

This post has been edited by Dolmen+: 20 September 2013 - 10:15 AM

“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof Gas-Fireproof.”
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Posted 20 September 2013 - 04:59 PM

View PostDolmen+, on 20 September 2013 - 10:08 AM, said:

Whoa whoa whoa, No need to get giddy-up in here....

What we need to do is keep the bit in our mouths, Keep plodding forward, Riding this thread to the ground.

Also big Horse is indeed big. Some would say its Jhagantic even.

I filly you bro...
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Posted 20 September 2013 - 09:17 PM

I just wasted 5 min reading this thread, now I am 'saddled' with guilt.
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Posted 22 September 2013 - 02:25 AM

http://youtu.be/RG0QKaaLTCE

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 05:29 PM


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 06:40 PM

View PostJakovasaurus, on 20 September 2013 - 09:17 PM, said:

I just wasted 5 min reading this thread, now I am 'saddled' with guilt.


That explains the long face.
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Posted 24 September 2013 - 07:23 PM

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 07:23 PM

View PostMacros, on 24 September 2013 - 05:29 PM, said:




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Posted 24 September 2013 - 10:32 PM

http://www.ctvnews.c...-roof-1.1461540
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