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whch character(s) do you hate the most? top ten jerks(spoilers- i have read entire series)

#1 User is offline   NefaraisBredd 

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 09:35 AM

I dunno about you folks but there are some characters that grind my gears. Here are my top 10 most unfavorite characters: (some.serious, some joking)

1. Mallick Rell ( you dirty bastard-genocide ain't.cool)
2. That fencing douchebag in Darujhistan(Cutter kills him)
3. Kallor(I love to hate him)
4. Skinner! (selfish prick)
5. Edgewalker(stop alluding to shit and DO something already)
6. Mappo Trell (for the love of God man! Stop whining already!)
7. Urb (WTF dude! Just kiss her already!)
8. Korbal Broach (am I the.only.one.who.is seriously creeped-out by this guy?)
9. Possum(totally self-involved; not everything is about YOU! And.let's face it, he ain't.nearly as tough or.as.smart as he thinks.he is)
10. Karos Invictad * (no sense.of.humour is à sign OF immense and profound stupidity)

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 01:51 PM

Karsa 'cause that son of a bitch killed me.
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Posted 30 August 2013 - 01:53 PM

No Pormqual or Errant?
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 30 August 2013 - 05:24 PM

What about that glory hound Nefarious Bredd? I believe his kill count by the end was 314159 :p :)
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Posted 30 August 2013 - 05:52 PM

View Postraze tekniq, on 30 August 2013 - 05:24 PM, said:

What about that glory hound Nefarious Bredd? I believe his kill count by the end was 314159 :p :)



LMFAO ! Good one ! Exactly why I.chose this name., lol. Nothing kills better than a mouldy, old piece of Bredd.

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 10:03 PM

I love Possum. He's such a...uh, possum.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 01 September 2013 - 03:48 PM

Felisin Paran
Hetan
The Mhybe
Korbolo Dom
Itkovian
Banaschar
Mappo Runt
Hannan Mosag
The Errant
Pormqual
Clip
Rhulad Sengar
Sha'ik (and Sha'ik Reborn)
Feather Witch
Heboric
Shurq Elalle
Emancipor Reese
Withal
Kamist Reloe
Mallik Rel
Lorn
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Posted 01 September 2013 - 09:24 PM

View PostBrujah, on 01 September 2013 - 03:48 PM, said:

Felisin Paran
Hetan
The Mhybe
Korbolo Dom
Itkovian
Banaschar
Mappo Runt
Hannan Mosag
The Errant
Pormqual
Clip
Rhulad Sengar
Sha'ik (and Sha'ik Reborn)
Feather Witch
Heboric
Shurq Elalle
Emancipor Reese
Withal
Kamist Reloe
Mallik Rel
Lorn



Just curious, why don't.you like 'mancy the luckless' (emancipor)? He reminds.me.of Groo, LOL
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Posted 02 September 2013 - 12:03 AM

View PostNefaraisBredd, on 30 August 2013 - 09:35 AM, said:

10. Rautos Hivanar (no sense.of.humour is à sign OF immense and profound stupidity)


Aaand being stupid is a hate-able offense? (not that I agree with your assessment)
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 02 September 2013 - 05:29 AM

View PostGothos, on 02 September 2013 - 12:03 AM, said:

View PostNefaraisBredd, on 30 August 2013 - 09:35 AM, said:

10. Rautos Hivanar (no sense.of.humour is à sign OF immense and profound stupidity)


Aaand being stupid is a hate-able offense? (not that I agree with your assessment)


When a character constantly brags about being the.smartest person on earth and ridicules/tortures one.of my favorite characters (Tehol), yes, I hate him. Also, unfettered greed and killing your.own brother kinda makes.a.person an asshole. (and.you don't.have.to.agree with.my.opinion, if you read the.posting, it asks.what characters YOU don't like.) And, there are many kinds.of.intelligence,........I like most villains but him I do not like.

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Posted 02 September 2013 - 11:29 AM

View PostNefaraisBredd, on 02 September 2013 - 05:29 AM, said:

View PostGothos, on 02 September 2013 - 12:03 AM, said:

View PostNefaraisBredd, on 30 August 2013 - 09:35 AM, said:

10. Rautos Hivanar (no sense.of.humour is à sign OF immense and profound stupidity)


Aaand being stupid is a hate-able offense? (not that I agree with your assessment)


When a character constantly brags about being the.smartest person on earth and ridicules/tortures one.of my favorite characters (Tehol),

I don't remember Rautos doing any of that. . .
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Posted 02 September 2013 - 12:46 PM

View PostRictus, on 02 September 2013 - 11:29 AM, said:

View PostNefaraisBredd, on 02 September 2013 - 05:29 AM, said:

View PostGothos, on 02 September 2013 - 12:03 AM, said:

View PostNefaraisBredd, on 30 August 2013 - 09:35 AM, said:

10. Rautos Hivanar (no sense.of.humour is à sign OF immense and profound stupidity)


Aaand being stupid is a hate-able offense? (not that I agree with your assessment)


When a character constantly brags about being the.smartest person on earth and ridicules/tortures one.of my favorite characters (Tehol),

I don't remember Rautos doing any of that. . .


I think he means Karos Invictad (or something like that). He was leader of the patriotists (or something like that) and tortured Tehol. He was also the guy who considered himself to be the absolute mastermind of everthing and more, but he
couldn't figure out Tehol's puzzle with Ezgara (the insect not the king). Also there was Tanal Yathvanar who tortured Janath.
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Posted 02 September 2013 - 02:10 PM

Yeah, pretty sure Rautos is the artifact collecting merchant dude. NO GUYS THE REAPERS GALE CHARACTER NAMES ARE EASY TO TELL APART.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 03 September 2013 - 02:46 AM

Geez, take.it easy guys! I did mean karos invictad. I will edit accordingly. I think it is forgivable to mess.up character names in a series.thatbhas a billion characters(yes, I am exaggerating, but seriously a LOT of characters)
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Posted 03 September 2013 - 02:48 AM

View Postrhulad, on 30 August 2013 - 01:51 PM, said:

Karsa 'cause that son of a bitch killed me.


LOL!
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Posted 25 November 2013 - 10:06 PM

Hate and, well, bored me the most would be
1. Any Crokus chapter from TTH, so er Crokus :(
2. The errant, because... urgh mid life crisis
3. alllllllll the tweenage tiste from TTH
4. Every new character from RG, the inquisitors n all that so sooooo didn't care for that much time in that story arch
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Posted 10 April 2014 - 01:19 PM

1. Karsa - Just can't see the appeal with this one. Takes too much space in the books.
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No... just Karsa. I'm gonna skip his parts in my third re-read.
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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:30 PM

Any single one of the people in two groups in the subplots where they don't know what they are doing, the memories/ghosts in a KCCM city something something Icarium, and "The Snake". If even the characters I am reading about have no idea whats going or even what they are DOING on I lose interest INCREDIBLY fast. Just started skipping every single segment with both subplots.
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Posted 14 April 2014 - 08:13 PM

I too hated the snake. It was one of the hardest to get through in the.entire series (for me).
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Posted 25 August 2016 - 05:45 AM

Crimson Guard. They whine and cry more than Mappo. I hope to see a clash between CG and what's left of the bonehunters in the future.
And ofc, the bonehunters will crush them all. No doubt.
But I like Skinner and Cowl.

Many of the Darujhistan nobility is also on the hate list.
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