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Out of date food Are you a sniffer?

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Posted 17 June 2013 - 12:42 AM

My gran had a can of Harvey walbanger in her fridge that was about 20 years past sell by date.
someone drank it a few years ago just after her wake, fine.

tinned shit keeps far longer than the date on it provided the cans integrity isn't compromised.

ive eaten so much out of date food its not even funny, the only case of food poisoning Ive got was when my sister cooked and put daffodil bulbs in instead of onions.

companies put those labels on to cover their asses, take the days left till expiration and add 50% more. Then start sniffing.

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Posted 17 June 2013 - 03:07 PM

I thought canned goods lasted forever, but I recently had to throw out some butterscotch pudding that was only a few months past its use-by date. It wasn't spoiled, just discolored and tasteless. For some reason, the chocolate was fine, though...

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Posted 17 June 2013 - 05:51 PM

View PostKing Lear, on 14 June 2013 - 10:01 AM, said:

It's like mouldy bread: white and blue mould is okay, black mould means it goes in the bin. I'm prejudiced though.


View PostMezla PigDog, on 14 June 2013 - 02:56 PM, said:

Furry green/white mould is mostly Penicillium so it will make you stronger!



View PostAdjutant Stormy~, on 14 June 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

The mold won't hurt you.

It just wants to be your inside friend.



View PostAdjutant Stormy~, on 14 June 2013 - 09:50 PM, said:

View PostUna, on 14 June 2013 - 09:43 PM, said:

I would probably sit there and eat them right then and there. Throw out the ones with visible mould. Spit out the ones that tasted funny and eat the rest. But only because they are strawberries.


Because strawberries are FUCKING EVIL MOULD DELIVERY SYSTEMS



View PostShinrei, on 14 June 2013 - 11:08 PM, said:

I've always wondered about expiration dates on blue cheeses. Does bad mold war with good mold in some epic struggle for domination of the cheese?



View Poststone monkey, on 16 June 2013 - 08:48 PM, said:

Gawd! I've got eggs in the fridge that were probably laid by dinosaurs. They'll probably get around to eating me at some stage.


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Posted 18 June 2013 - 01:50 PM

It may be BS, but I heard that the reason you wanna get rid of canned goods after expiration is that the lining of cans can begin breaking down causing chemicals to leach into the food. Here's some info: http://www.fda.gov/n...s/ucm064437.htm
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Posted 18 June 2013 - 07:46 PM

it's only LEAD Shin, grow a pair and eat up

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Posted 18 June 2013 - 08:12 PM

View PostKruppe, on 17 June 2013 - 03:07 PM, said:

I thought canned goods lasted forever, but I recently had to throw out some butterscotch pudding that was only a few months past its use-by date. It wasn't spoiled, just discolored and tasteless. For some reason, the chocolate was fine, though...



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