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Loki has progeny! The End is Nigh...

#1 Loki

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Posted 07 June 2013 - 08:19 AM

Introducing the First Child of the Apocalypse,

Ripley David Alan W.

Born 5:22am 18/05/2013.
Weight 4.78kg.
Length 56cm.

Already, he has mastered sly smiling and Blue Steel. I'm a proud mamma.

MASSIVE THANKS to Jade, Messremb, James Hutton, Dutch, Lusipher and Corporal Nobbs for the World's Greatest Card - the art work is brilliant! I'm going to have it framed. :whistle:

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This post has been edited by Loki: 02 May 2014 - 05:44 AM

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#2 Tattersail_

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Posted 07 June 2013 - 08:26 AM

How neat is Dutch and Messremb's handwriting? Or is it Dutch and Eleanor's?

Congratulations Loki, I wish you all the best in the years to come! 3 more to go, to make those Christmas family games night special in the future years! :whistle:

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#3 Satan

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Posted 07 June 2013 - 08:35 AM

Holy fuckshit! Did that thing come out of your vagina?!

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#4 worry

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Posted 07 June 2013 - 08:45 AM

Totally adorable. Just don't let him hug your face!

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#5 Loki

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Posted 07 June 2013 - 09:08 AM

Satan, on 07 June 2013 - 08:35 AM, said:

Holy fuckshit! Did that thing come out of your vagina?!

Heck no! He burst out of my chest, of course!

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#6 Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast

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Posted 07 June 2013 - 09:39 AM

Ganoes Paran, on 07 June 2013 - 08:26 AM, said:

Not sure if ruining joke but...those two weren't hand-written...

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Posted 07 June 2013 - 11:29 AM

So, has he, like everything else living in Australia, evolved to kill anything human? Because that would be so awesome!

Oh, and congratulations :whistle:

Screw you all, and have a nice day!

#8 Dolmen 2.0

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Posted 07 June 2013 - 11:48 AM

Congratulationals!

Cry Havok and unleash the babes of war! We should make a smiley with that sly smile etched on it.

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#9 Shinrei

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Posted 07 June 2013 - 12:58 PM

I know this guy named Tanno, he says he has a song for you. :whistle:

Welcome to the club!

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#10 Grief

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Posted 07 June 2013 - 01:18 PM

Aww, that smile is so cute. :whistle:

Congrats!

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful

worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).

#11 Dutch

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Posted 07 June 2013 - 10:32 PM

I wish it was my handwriting,.

Congratulations oh mighty Knight Commander.

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#12 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 08 June 2013 - 06:09 AM

Congrats Loki! He's adorable :whistle:

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#13 Una

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Posted 08 June 2013 - 06:24 AM

He looks like a clever one already! Congrats and enjoy your new baby!

#14 Cyphon

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Posted 08 June 2013 - 09:04 AM

Why is he not called Ben?

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#15 beru

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Posted 08 June 2013 - 10:00 AM

Cyphon, on 08 June 2013 - 09:04 AM, said:

Why is he not called Ben?

Or Sleipnir?

Anyhow, Congratulations!

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#16 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 08 June 2013 - 10:02 AM

Congratulations and well done!

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#17 Aptorian

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Posted 08 June 2013 - 10:18 AM

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#18 stone monkey

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Posted 08 June 2013 - 11:18 AM

Congratulations on your First Spawn!

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