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#1 User is offline   Dolmen 2.0 

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 03:32 PM

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Mines "The Big Slayer"...

Sounds like something from the Black Company. Yours can only be better.
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Posted 14 May 2013 - 03:34 PM

The Dark Corpse hardly sounds like someone you'd invite out for beer.
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
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Posted 14 May 2013 - 03:36 PM

Behold, I am the Grand Tarantula. Quake in your boots and kneel else I'll fuck'n bitecha.
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#4 User is offline   beru 

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 03:38 PM

Doctor Devil, not bad
i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels
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#5 User is offline   Dolmen 2.0 

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 03:55 PM

View Postberu, on 14 May 2013 - 03:38 PM, said:

Doctor Devil, not bad


Satan in med-school?
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#6 User is offline   Kanubis 

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 03:55 PM

The Unstoppable Knight.

- Lame.

- More a hero name. A lame hero.
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Posted 14 May 2013 - 04:31 PM

The Brutal Devil.

I like it.
They may cut your dick in half
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts, you'll laugh
And dance a dickless jig
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Posted 14 May 2013 - 04:44 PM

Poison Robot is not what instinctively comes to mind as a villain.. Though I note there is no Dwarf category
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Posted 14 May 2013 - 04:45 PM

The Mad Wereworlf.

Strangely accurate...
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Posted 14 May 2013 - 05:26 PM

The Dark Werewolf.

Sounds like some rubbish from Twilight. I bet the Dark Werewolf is really a nice guy or something. Not chuffed with that one!
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Posted 14 May 2013 - 05:44 PM

The Dark Devil Posted Image
Sappers have a saying, he muttered. "Wide eyed stupid"
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Posted 14 May 2013 - 06:40 PM

The Dark Knight.

That's right bitches, shit just got real.
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
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#13 User is offline   Dolmen 2.0 

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 06:45 PM

View Postmasan, on 14 May 2013 - 06:40 PM, said:

The Dark Knight.

That's right bitches, shit just got real.


I think you just won the thread...
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Posted 14 May 2013 - 06:47 PM

The Bloody Skull!

Doesn't beak TDK though, unfortunately :p.

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 07:00 PM

View PostMorgoth, on 14 May 2013 - 03:34 PM, said:

The Dark Corpse hardly sounds like someone you'd invite out for beer.



Oh I don't know, Tiste would probably try to get you drunk.

View PostDolmen+, on 14 May 2013 - 06:45 PM, said:

View Postmasan, on 14 May 2013 - 06:40 PM, said:

The Dark Knight.

That's right bitches, shit just got real.


I think you just won the thread...


Possibly, unless someone called The Unstoppable Clown turns up, then there would be a few members bricking it.

This post has been edited by masan's saddle: 14 May 2013 - 07:00 PM

Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
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Posted 14 May 2013 - 07:31 PM

The Dark ....... Creature.
but are they worth preserving?
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Posted 14 May 2013 - 07:46 PM

The Brutal Tarantula checking in.
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 14 May 2013 - 07:54 PM

The Dark Lord
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 14 May 2013 - 07:54 PM

The Dark Monster standing by.
The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.

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#20 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 08:06 PM

View Postsorrysort, on 14 May 2013 - 07:54 PM, said:

The Dark Lord


You missed the point. Don't just state your real name. So, D = Dangerous and L = Master so your villain name would be the Dangerous Master. There, my good deed of the day.
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