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Garak 
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Posted 16 May 2013 - 10:03 AM
The meaning of life is BOOM!!!
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Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast
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Posted 16 May 2013 - 10:20 AM
Haw. I'm The Dark Tarantula Monster with middle initial
Or, I suppose, The Dark, Big Monster if I take it from the other column.
Or, I suppose, The Dark, Big Monster if I take it from the other column.
The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.
"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks
"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks
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Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast
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Posted 16 May 2013 - 10:23 AM
Alternatively, using my username, I'm The Brutal Professor Poison Slayer Devil Knight!
That's more like it!
That's more like it!
This post has been edited by Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast: 16 May 2013 - 01:06 PM
The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.
"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks
"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks
#44
beru
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Posted 16 May 2013 - 10:30 AM
If I use my username, I am apparently the fourth (and forgotten) Character in The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. Namly The Mad.
Not shure how to feel about this.
Not shure how to feel about this.
i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels
#46
Silencer
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Computer Game Design.
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Posted 16 May 2013 - 11:28 AM
Is anyone else kinda disappointed that "The Dark" and "The Brutal" are both repeated once? I don't know why that is annoying, it just is...
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Shinrei said:
<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.
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Baco Xtath
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Posted 16 May 2013 - 12:01 PM
If I use my middle initial I'm the Grand Big Tarantula. If I do my last name first I'm The Big Clown. If I do my username I'm the Mad Claw.
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
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Spoilsport Stonny
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Posted 16 May 2013 - 12:43 PM
When I use my full name I am The Unstoppable Beast Lord.
Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
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MTS
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Posted 16 May 2013 - 01:03 PM
If I use my username I'm The Dark Dangerous Werewolf, or the Dark Monster Werewolf, which I prefer to be honest. Calling myself dark and dangerous just sounds like I'm bragging.
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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Ulrik
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Posted 16 May 2013 - 02:00 PM
The Evil Werewolf...well...sounds like fantasy cannon fodder...pity...
Adept Ulrik - Highest Marshall of Quick Ben's Irregulars
Being optimistic´s worthless if it means ignoring the suffering of this world. Worse than worthless. It´s bloody evil.
- Fiddler
Being optimistic´s worthless if it means ignoring the suffering of this world. Worse than worthless. It´s bloody evil.
- Fiddler
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Kruppe's snacky cakes
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Posted 16 May 2013 - 08:10 PM
The Big Brutal Knight, or The Big Beast Knight, depending on which column I use for my middle name. I think I'll stick with my porn name, Toby Virginia. Incidentally, when you google that name, Charlaine Harris pops up, so maybe I can be a vampire also. That counts as a villain. Toby Virginia, Vampire Stripper. Now I need new business cards.
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I'm George. George McFly. I'm your density. I mean...your destiny.
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worry
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Posted 16 May 2013 - 09:20 PM
Garak, on 16 May 2013 - 10:03 AM, said:
Apparently I'm The Evil Slayer.
So do you slay evil, or do you slay because you're evil?
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Ain't_It_Just_
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Posted 17 May 2013 - 03:43 AM
The Vile Slayer.
How you like me now?
How you like me now?
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Dolmen 2.0
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Waiting till jean gets here.
Posted 17 May 2013 - 06:15 AM
The Unstoppable Slayer, Benadryl Slumberbelch johnnyCash.
I have Johnnycash in this name, your argument is invalid.
I have Johnnycash in this name, your argument is invalid.
“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof Gas-Fireproof.”
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Lucifer's Heaven
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Posted 17 May 2013 - 04:52 PM
I am the Vile Creature.
Also Burgerking Custardbath.
I like this, because my name consists of a large quantity of one of the few liquids you can run on. Non-Newtonian fluids for the win!
That's right, I may taste delicious and will conform to the shape of my container, but if you strike me I will not give!
Also Burgerking Custardbath.
I like this, because my name consists of a large quantity of one of the few liquids you can run on. Non-Newtonian fluids for the win!
That's right, I may taste delicious and will conform to the shape of my container, but if you strike me I will not give!
"So how'd you save the world?"
"Averted the rapture by drowning the baby Jesus in his own tears"
"Averted the rapture by drowning the baby Jesus in his own tears"
