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#21 User is offline   Rictus 

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 08:25 PM

I am The Dangerous... Werewolf? How about the Dangerous Wombat? Now that'd be something.
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#22 User is offline   Silencer 

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 12:44 AM

The Iron Lord.


Hrm....
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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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#23 User is offline   Corporal Nobbs 

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 04:59 AM

The Bloody Criminal. More of a description than a name I think
Rejoice. For very bad things are about to happen
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#24 User is offline   CowboyYojimbo 

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 05:02 AM

Professor Wizard!
DUN DUN DUUNNN!
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#25 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 07:11 AM

All will kneel before The Dangerous Robot!
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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#26 User is offline   Primateus 

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 08:02 AM

The Dark Mastermind!

Don't worry folks, I have a plan!
Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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#27 User is offline   Dolmen 2.0 

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 09:32 AM

View PostBaco Xtath, on 14 May 2013 - 08:06 PM, said:

View Postsorrysort, on 14 May 2013 - 07:54 PM, said:

The Dark Lord
You missed the point. Don't just state your real name. So, D = Dangerous and L = Master so your villain name would be the Dangerous Master. There, my good deed of the day.


ooooooh snap!

View PostCorporal Nobbs, on 15 May 2013 - 04:59 AM, said:

The Bloody Criminal. More of a description than a name I think


Highly appropriate considering your avatar, more accurate if it was The Bloody Criminal Wizard but that would need a thir...gasp!.....MIDDLE NAMES!

the big slayer>>>>THE BIG UNSTOPPABLE SLAYER V1.2!!!
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Posted 15 May 2013 - 11:52 AM

Middle names gives me: The Evil Dark Knight. Mwahahahahahaaaa
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#29 User is offline   Corporal Nobbs 

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 12:16 PM

Middle name: The Bloody Big Criminal!
Rejoice. For very bad things are about to happen
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#30 User is offline   masan's saddle 

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 12:30 PM

View PostCorporal Nobbs, on 15 May 2013 - 12:16 PM, said:

Middle name: The Bloody Big Criminal!


AKA "The Australian"

A quite chilling alias.
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
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#31 User is offline   Dolmen 2.0 

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 02:34 PM

Well all leagues of Evil need a decent secret lair, sufficiently kitted with high tech weaponry and the mandatory accoustics for a proper maniacle cackle. Australia seems as good a site as any, or so thought the brittish. Dibs on the Sydney Opera house.
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Posted 15 May 2013 - 09:59 PM

I'm....Captain Lord......
How can two position titles be my full name!!!
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#33 User is offline   Ukjent 

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 10:26 PM

I'm the bloody knight werewolf whatever that is..
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Posted 16 May 2013 - 01:57 AM

The Unstoppable Lord cannot be stopped.
Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
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#35 User is offline   Assail 

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 03:20 AM

The Dangerous Lord lol
I still heart Goodkind.
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#36 User is offline   Chunky Milk 

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 04:13 AM

The dangerous lord...

Well, this sucks.

EDIT: OMG I HAVE A BROTHER

This post has been edited by Chunky Milk: 16 May 2013 - 04:13 AM

I do not have a signature.
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#37 User is offline   High House Dark 

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 05:54 AM

The Crazy Tarantula!!!


I'm not surprised by the 'crazy' part... but where are the rest of my legs? :p
Currently re-reading the entire series and waiting for Fall of Light. You can catch me in the chat to win a drawing request!~MISANDRY FOR LIFE MUAHAHA~
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#38 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 07:24 AM

I'm going to go with all of my names and become Unstoppable Vile Lord Mutant

Otherwise it's just the Unstoppable Mutant and that's lacking a certain something.
*Men's Frights Activist*
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#39 User is offline   Tapper 

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 08:23 AM

The Dark Lord.

It has a nice, retro feeling.

And if I go by initials, I am the Evil Evil Doctor Lord.

This post has been edited by Tapper: 16 May 2013 - 08:24 AM

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 09:00 AM

I'll join the ever growing legion of The Dark something or other.


I'm the Dark Mutant - the worst kind of mutant!
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