[Ruse]

Trake, on 21 May 2013 - 02:34 PM, said:

Ruse, on 21 May 2013 - 02:32 PM, said:

If Kilava is innocent and you are scum then he was your symp.

Hahahaha

At which point you will lynch me and scum will win. Lets see how good your mafia skills are. If I am scum and Kilava was my symp which he wasn't then I cost myself the game. However If I am not scum and neither was Kilava and now you have to lynch me. Then scum will win. Which is what I want because you a dumb wanker.

If Kilava is scum?

[Ruse]

Trake, on 21 May 2013 - 02:34 PM, said:

Ruse, on 21 May 2013 - 02:34 PM, said:

Also internet went down for 5 minutes. Chill out.

Are you talking to your heart?

One day I may call you my heart. Do really mean I'm a wanker? It made me gasp a tiny bit.

[Trake]

Ruse, on 21 May 2013 - 02:31 PM, said:

My heart has stopped dead. If Kilava comes up scum then that means you cannot be my partner. If Kilava is innocent then you are next sunshine. Only cause you give the game away.

It is what I do. A bored me is the most dangerous thing in mafia. And you make me bored. Kilava was inno I am inno you are inno but you are an idiot. I get bored and you have driven a retarded lynch. So I hammer and will now give the game away. uhhh

[Trake]

Ruse, on 21 May 2013 - 02:35 PM, said:

Trake, on 21 May 2013 - 02:34 PM, said:

Ruse, on 21 May 2013 - 02:32 PM, said:

If Kilava is innocent and you are scum then he was your symp.

Hahahaha

At which point you will lynch me and scum will win. Lets see how good your mafia skills are. If I am scum and Kilava was my symp which he wasn't then I cost myself the game. However If I am not scum and neither was Kilava and now you have to lynch me. Then scum will win. Which is what I want because you a dumb wanker.

If Kilava is scum?

Kilava isn't scum you twit. Scum is Denul and Pallid or Pallid and spite or Pallid and monok. Scum aren't putting there heads up at all other then to post once in a while. Why because you have done such a good job of being a spassy idiot.

[Ruse]

Trake, on 21 May 2013 - 02:36 PM, said:

Ruse, on 21 May 2013 - 02:31 PM, said:

My heart has stopped dead. If Kilava comes up scum then that means you cannot be my partner. If Kilava is innocent then you are next sunshine. Only cause you give the game away.

It is what I do. A bored me is the most dangerous thing in mafia. And you make me bored. Kilava was inno I am inno you are inno but you are an idiot. I get bored and you have driven a retarded lynch. So I hammer and will now give the game away. uhhh

So you think the three of us are innocent? How would you know? Are you saying that you are the symp? That would mean you win regardless now. We won't need another lynch if you know the two killers are still alive.

[Ruse]

Trake, on 21 May 2013 - 02:38 PM, said:

Ruse, on 21 May 2013 - 02:35 PM, said:

Trake, on 21 May 2013 - 02:34 PM, said:

Ruse, on 21 May 2013 - 02:32 PM, said:

If Kilava is innocent and you are scum then he was your symp.

Hahahaha

At which point you will lynch me and scum will win. Lets see how good your mafia skills are. If I am scum and Kilava was my symp which he wasn't then I cost myself the game. However If I am not scum and neither was Kilava and now you have to lynch me. Then scum will win. Which is what I want because you a dumb wanker.

If Kilava is scum?

Kilava isn't scum you twit. Scum is Denul and Pallid or Pallid and spite or Pallid and monok. Scum aren't putting there heads up at all other then to post once in a while. Why because you have done such a good job of being a spassy idiot.

Argh, so now you are saying you are uncertain. Way to go. Good hammer by the way.

[Trake]

Ruse, on 21 May 2013 - 02:39 PM, said:

Trake, on 21 May 2013 - 02:36 PM, said:

Ruse, on 21 May 2013 - 02:31 PM, said:

My heart has stopped dead. If Kilava comes up scum then that means you cannot be my partner. If Kilava is innocent then you are next sunshine. Only cause you give the game away.

It is what I do. A bored me is the most dangerous thing in mafia. And you make me bored. Kilava was inno I am inno you are inno but you are an idiot. I get bored and you have driven a retarded lynch. So I hammer and will now give the game away. uhhh

So you think the three of us are innocent? How would you know? Are you saying that you are the symp? That would mean you win regardless now. We won't need another lynch if you know the two killers are still alive.

Well now there are only two because you drove a lynch on Kilava. If I was a symp you wouldn't have any idea. You would probably think that I was your best friend on the thread. I figure that if you a symp then well done but you are probably inno. I think that the symp is still alive. If it isn't you then it is anthras. Doesn't really matter at this point though. 3 scum should be able to close this thing out. If not then you will be forced to lynch me and that will close it out for them.

[Path-Shaper]

I am here. But perhaps I should wait for Blend to resolve the lynch and night?

- Khell

[Trake]

Path-Shaper, on 21 May 2013 - 03:07 PM, said:

I am here. But perhaps I should wait for Blend to resolve the lynch and night?

- Khell

It really shouldn't be that hard old bean. It isn't like there are a lot of actions which have to be gone through and figured out.

[Path-Shaper]

Trake, on 21 May 2013 - 03:08 PM, said:

Path-Shaper, on 21 May 2013 - 03:07 PM, said:

I am here. But perhaps I should wait for Blend to resolve the lynch and night?

- Khell

It really shouldn't be that hard old bean. It isn't like there are a lot of actions which have to be gone through and figured out.

But I'm such a newbie at this game...

[Ruse]

Path-Shaper, on 21 May 2013 - 03:07 PM, said:

I am here. But perhaps I should wait for Blend to resolve the lynch and night?

- Khell

That doesn't sound good. It sounds very much like game over.

[Path-Shaper]

Okay, hold on two ticks and I'll resolve this.

- Khell

[Trake]

Ruse, on 21 May 2013 - 03:13 PM, said:

Path-Shaper, on 21 May 2013 - 03:07 PM, said:

I am here. But perhaps I should wait for Blend to resolve the lynch and night?

- Khell

That doesn't sound good. It sounds very much like game over.

Durrrrr

[Path-Shaper]

Path-Shaper, on 21 May 2013 - 12:36 PM, said:

It is day 4.

8 players still alive: Anthras, Denul, Kilava, Monok Ochem, Pallid, Spite, Ruse, Trake

5 votes to lynch, 4 to go to night.

5 votes Kilava: Ruse, Spite, Pallid, Monok Ochem, Trake
2 votes Ruse: Anthras, Kilava

Players not voted: Denul

"Okay guys, let's look at this reasonably. I'm sure if we put our heads together we can come up with the solution."

"I agree. And, in fact, I think I've already got it."

"You do? Alright then, let's hear it."

"Well, you know this climate change thing, right? I think it's a conspiracy perpertrated by aliens who want us to pump funds away from defence and into environmental policies, thus leaving us wide open for an invasion!"

"....What?"

"Yes, and of course this is all being covered up by the pope. You know, the new Argentinian one. You know what Argies are like, always up to no good."

"..I hardly see how this is relevant to the murder case at hand here. Look, does anyone else have any input they'd like to share."

"Hey, hey! Let's have a rock-throwing competition! Whoever can hit those rocks over there with these rocks over here wins! Ok, I'll go first!"

*Chucks rock, rock smashes directly into Kilava's face*

"Oh shit, buddy you ok? Maybe you can, you know, just walk it off or something?"

Kilava has been lynched. He was innocent, and Grief.

[Trake]

Annnndddddd...........

[Path-Shaper]

The following morning, the remaining villagers of Little Mafia, West Dakota, woke up hoping that they hadn't been the ones killed during the night. Being quick-witted fellows one and all, they soon realised that, since they had woken up, it couldn't have been them who had been killed.

In point of fact, it turned out the dead one was the one whom they had all been certain was a townie. Imagine that.

Denul has been killed. She was innocent, and King Lear.


It is now day 5. 36 hours remaining.

6 players still alive: Anthras, Monok Ochem, Pallid, Ruse, Spite, Trake

4 votes to lynch, 3 to go to night.

Players not voted: Anthras, Monok Ochem, Pallid, Ruse, Spite, Trake

[Trake]

Well now it is really D day.

So who wants to begin.

[Trake]

Ruse perchance are you ready for D - day. Did you wear your bestest clothes? Put on the red lipstick that I like so much? Remember your knee pads this time. I wouldn't want you to get rug burn again.

[Trake]

We have no came to the rapid fire edition of Mafia. Quickly lay down votes no talking.


Vote Pallid

[Trake]

Remove vote

Vote Ruse

This post has been edited by Trake: 21 May 2013 - 03:49 PM