Which Malazan Character Are You?

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Which Malazan Character Are You?

#1 Brujah

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 07:18 AM

I'm not sure if this is the same quiz that's been posted already, but I ran across this one and it's fairly long(6 pages) and a decent one so here it is:

Malazan Character Quiz

If this is one we've used already, then apologies.

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#2 Brujah

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 07:26 AM

You Scored as Empress Laseen

You are empress Laseen, the usurper of the malazan throne! You are of royal napan blood, you covet power and as your enemies find out you are somewhat relentless. Being a leader is difficult so things may not end up as you originally thought they would. You've got the throne so thats all that matters!

Empress Laseen 81%
Shadowthrone/Kallenved/Ammanas 72%
Brys Beddict 69%
The Crippled God 63%
Tehol Beddict 59%
Anomander Rake 56%
Quick Ben 53%
Ganoes Paran 50%
Fear Sengar 50%
Kruppe 44%
Kalam Mekhar 44%
Whiskeyjack 41%
Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer 38%
Hairlock 25%

#3 Satan

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 07:40 AM

IT IS SIX PAGES LONG?! AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!

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#4 Brujah

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 07:49 AM

Satan, on 29 April 2013 - 07:40 AM, said:

IT IS SIX PAGES LONG?! AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!

Yeah and 100 questions. It's definitely too fn' long, but if you have the time, it appears to be one of the better quizzes for any category I've seen. But yeah, can't blame anyone for not taking the time.

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#5 Tattersail_

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:45 AM

I am very happy with my result.

Brys.PNG (16.2K)
Number of downloads: 0

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#6 Ulrik

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 10:05 AM

Too long, Im Quick Ben. I have spoken.

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#7 Macros

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 10:06 AM

You Scored as Whiskeyjack
You are whiskeyjack, the leader of the bridgeburners and ex-commander of the 2nd army. when you were in the perfect position to take power you turned it down showing your lack of lust for power. You find yourself gaining friendships and respect frequently, that perhaps you think you don't deserve. You will always defend the underdog and have a knack for leading!

Whiskeyjack 84%

Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer 75%

Kalam Mekhar 66%

Empress Laseen 63%

Tehol Beddict 63%

Brys Beddict 63%

Fear Sengar 56%

Ganoes Paran 50%

Kruppe 47%

Quick Ben 47%

Shadowthrone/Kallenved/Ammanas 44%

The Crippled God 44%

Anomander Rake 38%

Hairlock 22

meh, the wording of some of the questions is very awkward when using a never -> of course scale.
and to be so much whiskeyjack and surly just doesn't add up.
piss poor.

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#8 Obdigore

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 10:06 AM

You Scored as Tehol Beddict
You are Tehol Beddict! brother to brys and hull. you are a diabolical genius and are able to succeed with alarming ease. You sleep often but when your awake you like to prove that you're the best and you know what you want.

Tehol Beddict 81%
Anomander Rake 69%
Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer 69%
Whiskeyjack 69%
Kalam Mekhar 63%
Kruppe 63%
Brys Beddict 59%
Fear Sengar 50%
Shadowthrone/Kallenved/Ammanas 47%
Quick Ben 41%
Empress Laseen 41%
Ganoes Paran 38%
The Crippled God 38%
Hairlock 22%

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#9 Tattersail_

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 10:08 AM

I enjoyed the quiz and the diverse characters popping up are great. It also shows why I get along with Obdi

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#10 Kanese S's

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 11:03 AM

I'll take this tomorrow. Too long for tonight.

Laseen did nothing wrong.

I demand Telorast & Curdle plushies.

#11 Ukjent

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 12:05 PM

Mohaha

You Scored as Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer

You are Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer, the ex-leader of the talons. You're an unexpectedly caring character with huge abilities and are able to examine yourself critically. You do realise that sometimes regrettable things must be done to come to a solution.

Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer 72%
Fear Sengar 69%
Quick Ben 63%
Brys Beddict 63%
Shadowthrone/Kallenved/Ammanas 63%
Whiskeyjack 59%
Kruppe 56%
Kalam Mekhar 56%
Tehol Beddict 53%
Anomander Rake 38%
Empress Laseen 34%
The Crippled God 31%
Ganoes Paran 28%
Hairlock 22%

This post has been edited by Graablick: 29 April 2013 - 12:06 PM

#12 Baco Xtath

Wait. What?

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 01:24 PM

You Scored as Brys BeddictYou are Brys Beddict, the king's champion! you are loyal to your cause and are seemingly athletic. You think that your family are important but also have time to make friends. Because of your talents and your friends people are often inclined to envy you.

Brys Beddict84%Kalam Mekhar75%Tehol Beddict72%Anomander Rake72%Whiskeyjack69%Ganoes Paran66%Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer66%Quick Ben56%Shadowthrone/Kallenved/Ammanas56%The Crippled God50%Kruppe47%Fear Sengar44%Empress Laseen38%Hairlock16%

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#13 EmperorMagus

Scarecrow of Low House PEN

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 06:03 PM

I did not expect this.

You Scored as HairlockYou are Hairlock, an insane puppet! your main forte includes revenge and a full unveiling of spite in the direction of anyone who opposes you! You value life above pretty much anything else. A good old coup and downfall is what you like and you thrive in chaos!

Hairlock88%
Shadowthrone/Kallenved/Ammanas81%
Empress Laseen69%
Tehol Beddict63%
Fear Sengar63%
Whiskeyjack59%
Kruppe59%
Brys Beddict59%
Kalam Mekhar59%
Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer59%
The Crippled God56%
Ganoes Paran53%A
nomander Rake50%
Quick Ben44%

Dulce et decorum est
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#14 Defiance

Vicariously I live while the whole world dies

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 07:08 PM

I'm more like Udinaas then anything else, but here are my results:

You Scored as Quick BenYou are Quick Ben! The mysterious hoarder of souls, the high mage of the Malazan empire. You spend your whole life trying to hide away from those who would cause you problems but your incredibly strong willed and try to beat anyone at their own game! You have incredibly strong team work and display a strong showing of loyalty

Quick Ben78%Fear Sengar63%Tehol Beddict59%Kruppe56%Anomander Rake50%Whiskeyjack50%Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer50%Brys Beddict47%Ganoes Paran44%Kalam Mekhar38%Shadowthrone/Kallenved/Ammanas31%Empress Laseen28%The Crippled God16%Hairlock9%

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#15 Assail

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 07:11 PM

Kellanved. F yes.

I still heart Goodkind.

#16 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:14 PM

I don't care what the quiz says, I'm Stormy, damn it!

(I also can't get past the first page for some reason)

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#17 Kanese S's

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:38 PM

You Scored as Shadowthrone/Kallenved/Ammanas

You are Shadowthrone; the ex-emperor of the Malazan empire. You built an amazing team around you and this is testament to your abilities. You are also a mage but would sit on thrones and challenge the gods and the rest of the world to fulfill your ambitions. You like to see others fail and don't let grudges go easily.

Shadowthrone 72%
Ganoes Paran 69%
Whiskeyjack 69%
Hairlock 66%
Anomander Rake 66%
Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer 66%
Fear Sengar 59%
Brys Beddict 59%
Kalam Mekhar 59%
Kruppe 56%
Tehol Beddict 53%
Quick Ben 50%
Empress Laseen 47%
The Crippled God 47%

This post has been edited by Kanese S's: 29 April 2013 - 09:45 PM

Laseen did nothing wrong.

I demand Telorast & Curdle plushies.

#18 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 10:20 PM

I got Fear Sengar.

I hate Fear Sengar! (Though, not as much as his siblings)

I also redid it picking only the things Stormy would pick and I have concluded that Stormy is not an option.

MAJOR FLAW

#19 Kanese S's

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 11:53 PM

That is lame that Stormy is not an option.

Laseen did nothing wrong.

I demand Telorast & Curdle plushies.

#20 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 12:31 AM

Kanese S, on 29 April 2013 - 11:53 PM, said:

That is lame that Stormy is not an option.

I KNOW RIGHT!?

STORMY:

FAITHFUL: CHECK
STALWART: CHECK
VALUES HIS COMRADES: HAVE YOU HEARD OF GESLER?
AMBITIOUS: HE KINDA TOOK HIS DEMOTION WITH GRACE, AND HIS 'PROMOTION' WITH A LITTLE LESS GRACE
HANDSOME? WELL, I PICKED HIM DIDN'T I?

WHERE IN THIS SURVEY DOES HANDSOMENESS FIT? THAT'S RIGHT - NOWHERE

I'm also extremely put off that the survey doesn't think Whiskeyjack and I are similar.

This post has been edited by Adjutant Stormy~: 30 April 2013 - 12:35 AM