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I'm looking over, a four leaf clover, that...wait...wtf? There's another one...

#1 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 28 April 2013 - 10:22 AM

So, how lucky does this make me? I found a mutant patch of clover at the park today - picked 8 four leaf clovers..... There could have been more, but I didn't want to be too greedy...

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Posted 28 April 2013 - 11:55 AM

Were there 13 of them?
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Posted 28 April 2013 - 12:10 PM

That's a good point, I stopped looking at 8. Maybe a black cat pooped on them at some point.
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Posted 28 April 2013 - 02:31 PM

View PostShinrei, on 28 April 2013 - 12:10 PM, said:

That's a good point, I stopped looking at 8. Maybe a black cat pooped on them at some point.


Eat one of them and tell us if it tastes like cat poop.

For science of course.
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Posted 28 April 2013 - 04:29 PM

you weren't anywhere near a nuclear plant were you?
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Posted 28 April 2013 - 10:49 PM

View PostAptorius, on 28 April 2013 - 02:31 PM, said:

View PostShinrei, on 28 April 2013 - 12:10 PM, said:

That's a good point, I stopped looking at 8. Maybe a black cat pooped on them at some point.


Eat one of them and tell us if it tastes like cat poop.

For science of course.


First you'll have to eat cat poop, so you'll know what it tastes like. THEN eat the foliage. Do they taste the same?



Eagerly awaiting the result

This post has been edited by Braven's barber: 28 April 2013 - 10:50 PM

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Posted 28 April 2013 - 10:54 PM

I'll send samples to Abyss, he would be the cat poop expert.

And Coco, that thought occurred to me because the article that said they were 1/10,000 also said that experts believe that 4 leaf clovers happen when the plant is feeling environmental stress.... Fukushima is bigger than we were led to believe? :(
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 02:34 AM

I recommend you stay indoors for the next seven years or so - you can't be too careful with this sort of thing.
What?
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 04:06 AM

View PostShinrei, on 28 April 2013 - 10:54 PM, said:

I'll send samples to Abyss, he would be the cat poop expert.

And Coco, that thought occurred to me because the article that said they were 1/10,000 also said that experts believe that 4 leaf clovers happen when the plant is feeling environmental stress.... Fukushima is bigger than we were led to believe? :(


environmental stresses like malnutrition etc, not likely getting a little radiation
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 04:55 AM

Sooooo...13 four leaf clovers are bad luck, good luck, unLawful luck, or chaos???
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 10:26 AM

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 02:13 PM

I, for one, WELCOME our new Japanese Leprechaun Overlords....
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Posted 01 May 2013 - 12:26 AM

I Googled "Japanese Leprechaun" and got this.


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I blame Shin and his mutant clovers.
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Posted 01 May 2013 - 03:46 AM

That's some disturbing shit. As is half of everything that has to do with Japan.
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Posted 09 May 2013 - 11:40 AM

Grind them into a fine powder, drop it into a tankard of your finest ale. Then pour it down the front of your pants. If all goes well, you will have a shiny new Leprechaun dick that will carry you into a prosperous future.
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Posted 09 May 2013 - 12:39 PM

View PostAin, on 09 May 2013 - 11:40 AM, said:

Grind them into a fine powder, drop it into a tankard of your finest ale. Then pour it down the front of your pants. If all goes well, you will have a shiny new Leprechaun dick that will carry you into a prosperous future.


THIS...this...I don't know...what?
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Posted 09 May 2013 - 07:16 PM

View PostAin, on 09 May 2013 - 11:40 AM, said:

Grind them into a fine powder, drop it into a tankard of your finest ale. Then pour it down the front of your pants. If all goes well, you will have a shiny new Leprechaun dick that will carry you into a prosperous future.

Dip it in chocolate and you may even be able to please a woman.
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Legalise drugs! And murder!
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