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MAFIA 100 - The Centennial Game Thread

#2121 User is offline   Emurlahnis 

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 01:10 AM

View PostAlkend, on 04 April 2013 - 01:08 AM, said:



Practically have a train onboard

Bearing down on PC, pedal floored

His promiscuity must be put to an end

Lest STDs spread all 'round the bend.

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 01:11 AM

View PostKarosis, on 04 April 2013 - 01:07 AM, said:

Vote Alkend

As he seems to be the choice.


Hark, twelve, the bell doth toll

Alkend, hear the awful death knoll.

Two more votes time have you to live

before the platform beneath you doth give.

#2123 User is offline   Pran Chole 

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 01:12 AM

View PostAlkend, on 04 April 2013 - 01:05 AM, said:

Vote Pran Chole

For not being scum.



:(

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 01:13 AM

View PostEmurlahnis, on 04 April 2013 - 01:11 AM, said:

View PostKarosis, on 04 April 2013 - 01:07 AM, said:

Vote Alkend

As he seems to be the choice.


Hark, twelve, the bell doth toll

Alkend, hear the awful death knoll.

Two more votes time have you to live

before the platform beneath you doth give.


The gun to my head.

Surely I will be dead.

#2125 User is offline   Pran Chole 

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 01:14 AM

View PostEmurlahnis, on 04 April 2013 - 01:11 AM, said:

View PostKarosis, on 04 April 2013 - 01:07 AM, said:

Vote Alkend

As he seems to be the choice.


Hark, twelve, the bell doth toll

Alkend, hear the awful death knoll.

Two more votes time have you to live

before the platform beneath you doth give.



:( :lol:

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 01:15 AM

View PostAlkend, on 04 April 2013 - 01:13 AM, said:

View PostEmurlahnis, on 04 April 2013 - 01:11 AM, said:

View PostKarosis, on 04 April 2013 - 01:07 AM, said:

Vote Alkend

As he seems to be the choice.


Hark, twelve, the bell doth toll

Alkend, hear the awful death knoll.

Two more votes time have you to live

before the platform beneath you doth give.


The gun to my head.

Surely I will be dead.


Self vote?! Surely you must not

Take your own life on the dot-

ed line, your soul is worth more, you hear

me laughing at such a worthless smear.

#2127 User is offline   Spite 

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 01:17 AM

Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up already.

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 01:17 AM

View PostPran Chole, on 04 April 2013 - 01:12 AM, said:

View PostAlkend, on 04 April 2013 - 01:05 AM, said:

Vote Pran Chole

For not being scum.



:(


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Posted 04 April 2013 - 01:17 AM

View PostPran Chole, on 04 April 2013 - 01:12 AM, said:

View PostAlkend, on 04 April 2013 - 01:05 AM, said:

Vote Pran Chole

For not being scum.



:(


PC!!!! My cozen bud.

How goes the silence?

Does it bite mud?


You see, you shouldah taken the bet

Cause I'm still trying to kill you yet.

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 01:19 AM

Self vote I shall not.

And Spite can go piss in a pot

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 01:19 AM

View PostSpite, on 04 April 2013 - 01:17 AM, said:

Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up already.


Now now, my humorless thug,

Why the sudden change of countenance,

Why the sullen mug?


My rhymes improve as time doth pass

And spamming is my last true sass.

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 01:20 AM

View PostSpite, on 04 April 2013 - 01:17 AM, said:

Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up already.


you're a bit late. 'shut Jesus Christ the fuck up" day was last friday

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 01:21 AM

View PostAlkend, on 04 April 2013 - 01:19 AM, said:

Self vote I shall not.

And Spite can go piss in a pot



And piss he shall, in streams wax golden,

Spilling out of his phallus, beholden,

By all the dragons, looking for something to sex

Sadly, limp doth he remain, bidden to his hex.

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 01:22 AM

View PostAmpelas, on 04 April 2013 - 01:20 AM, said:

View PostSpite, on 04 April 2013 - 01:17 AM, said:

Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up already.


you're a bit late. 'shut Jesus Christ the fuck up" day was last friday


I remember that Friday, twas fun I know

Telling all those people what to go blow.

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 01:22 AM

God I'd dead - Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dea - god

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 01:23 AM

And admit, now, good knave,

isn't this better than the pictures you crave

The beauty of words, on which this game does run

At least I haven't sunk to the threshold of a pun

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 01:24 AM

View PostEmurlahnis, on 04 April 2013 - 01:23 AM, said:

And admit, now, good knave,

isn't this better than the pictures you crave

The beauty of words, on which this game does run

At least I haven't sunk to the threshold of a pun


Better Nate than lever.

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 01:25 AM

BORED BORED, please can we end this farce,

Move onto killing time, get off the collective arse.

I grow tired of talking and talking you see

Plus, more importantly, I've just got to peeeeeeeeee

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 01:26 AM

View PostAmpelas, on 04 April 2013 - 01:24 AM, said:

View PostEmurlahnis, on 04 April 2013 - 01:23 AM, said:

And admit, now, good knave,

isn't this better than the pictures you crave

The beauty of words, on which this game does run

At least I haven't sunk to the threshold of a pun


Better Nate than lever.


Rapscallion, please tempt me naught,

I do not wish to spill all the puns I've been taught.

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 01:27 AM

mmmm, I can just taste a pun upon my lips

And holding it back is like the kiss of many whips.

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